Oct 31, 2025
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if you draw helandra (helena x cassandra) I will pledge my undying loyalty to you!!
Hello have some lesbians :3
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I'm curious - which jojo character (of these listed) do you want to beat up the most?
Dio Brando
Wammu
Jean Pierre Polnareff
Akira Otoishi
Illuso
Weather Report
Mountain Tim
Joshu Higashikata
Charming Man
One silly Stormy fact please?
Every morning when I wake up the dog she earns a new nickname:
My stale croissant
My lollipop forgotten under the couch
My spicy empanada with stumpers
My disgruntled trumpet (for when she's noisy)
My diminutive little fart cannon
My fuzzy little banana peel
We also do table foods with her but only "long foods" like bananas, carrots, green beans, etc. are permitted. (For those not in the know, she's a corgi.)
Ohoooough a ratty little post apocalyptic kid demanding to know Armand’s birthday and getting him a compass from a museam because it’s “old and neat like him”
YOU NEED TO STOP GIVING THIS MAN CHILDREN SYD
Jk. The kid should be a little girl who lost her parents in a raid and she should imprint on him like a duckling
Do you think Armand can sew because I think he can. I want him to make things and get really weird when people like them. He should make the kid a radscorpion plushie
What's your favourite headcanon about ages of Greeks at the beginning of war?
Especially Odysseus, Diomedes and Achilles...
Ooh okay. For personal reasons I always headcanon Achilles as like 15/16 when he arrives at Troy. It allows for maximum angst. He doesn't get to have a real childhood it's all war. There's no grace period. No regular fuckups as you're becoming a young adult. If Achilles messes up like every teenager does then people will die. If he is not the most ruthless, feared killer in that camp then they will lose and he can't even begin to imagine what that would entail.
Diomedes is 14 at the beginning of the war. He's the youngest general and was a child soldier long before even Achilles. Achilles is a creature born and bred for war but he was protected from it for as long as Thetis could manage. Diomedes didn't have that. He's been at war as long as he can remember. There is no 'before' for him.
Odysseus always gives off older vibes in the Iliad but I like to headcanon him as like late twenties to early thirties. He just acts all old because he's like that. That would make him like 50-55 at the end of the Odyssey (Which is not old guys. Even if he was like 40 at the BEGINNING of the war he would only be 60 when he returned. Stop acting like he's a decrepit old man lol)
Agamemnon is the oldest (besides Nestor lmao). He's like 45 or so when the war starts. Still fit and healthy but not as physically immaculate as some of the younger men. Menelaus is in his late thirties. Helen is in her mid thirties.
Patroclus is always tricky but I think he's like 17 when the war starts. He's still young enough to be kinda looked down upon by the older men but in technical terms he's still a man.
Antilochus is 19/20. He's the oldest of the "Boys" and he looks out for the younger soldiers (Except Diomedes. Diomedes has a bunch of surrogate brothers to do that lmao). Automedon is 22 but he matches Achilles in level of maturity (This is what drag racers are like).
No one knows how old Nestor is. Not his kids. Not his friends. I think Thanatos forgot to collect his soul 50 years ago and he's too embarrassed to admit his mistake. He's probably living in Florida right now.
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Wait so if Chiron is one of the best natural healers and Achilles (and sometimes Patroclus directly) was taught by him would that mean that Achilles would know when something is hokey bullshit? Like, they’re talking about drilling holes in someone’s head and he’s like “you do What?”
Now I'm just imagining Patroclus forcing Achilles to help out in the healer's tent because he has like. ACTUAL medical knowledge. But also Achilles would have the bedside manner of a horse on cocaine
Greetings, you wanted drawing requests so here you go
Telemachus brushing Neo’s hair
Okay I totally misread this as BRAIDING Neo's hair so uh. Here ya go
if you think about it patroclus is basically jesus. foot fetish included
You guys say such interesting things