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Cordelia: *runs away with Matthew to Paris to sort her thoughts and get over James, the person she loves most it the world and has been fake married to*
James: *found out he loves Cordelia after being married to her for a few weeks and breaking down an enchanted bracelet that made him think he's in love with Grace*
Alastair: *takes a deep breath* *sips tea* *screams*
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*TLH parents finding out about Alastair's relationship and problems with his father*
Will: *Looks at Tessa* Looks like we're having another child *Tessa nods*
Will: *Slams down adoption papers*
Will: I’ll show you what a good father is like
Alastair: I don’t need—
Gabriel: *Slamming down adoption papers* Sign his or mine
Alastair: *Stares in disbelief and slight fear*
lmao remember when we used to ship cordelia and anna and then ariadne bridgestock happened
*on a social network*
Thomas: WHAT DO I DO IF MY COUSIN SWALLOWED A LED BRACELET?
James: Alexander did what??
Cordelia: why would you give a 3yo toddler to play with a led baraclet??
Thomas: ...
Thomas: It's Christopher.
Cordelia: What's worse, breaking up with Thomas or losing your spears?
Alastair: *sweats and glances at Thomas* I don't like this game
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Matthew: Alastair is a nasty serpent.
Cordelia: *smiles scarily* Matthew, have you ever heard of the unspoken siblings' code?
Cordelia: The only, and only people allowed to insult your siblings is you. Everyone else trying to do it will be killed in bare hands.
Cordelia: You might not have a brother worth enforcing the code, but listen to me when I say if I hear another word from you on my brother you will mourn all your waistcoats the next day.
Matthew: *terrified* You can't seriously mean it-
Cordelia: *takes Cortana out* Watch me.
Alastair: People always get the impression I don't like them being around me.
Thomas: And is it wrong?
Alastair: ...No.
Alastair: You don't need to kill my vibe I'm killing it myself 😎
