#throwing it back

pov you’re macklin celebrini. your team didn’t make it to the playoffs. it’s game 82 and you’re daydreaming about another offseason visit to halifax with your mom (sidcros) and boybestfriend. your boybestfriend gets an assist that earns him $250k on your goal that breaks the points record previously held by your landlord. you check your phone after the game and your landlord (jumbo joe) has texted you. you’re getting evicted.

personally i think we should make oscar do a different dance move every time he wins