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“It's all fake,” Jon reminds her, though she barely hears his voice over the din of sound effects echoing through the dark corridor as they pass from one room to another.

“I know that,” she hisses, heart pounding wildly. They approach a doorway and – sure enough – right as she passes through, there's a person with heavy special effects makeup waiting on the other side to grab at her (another thing she resents – this is one of those places where the actors can touch you. They'd had to sign a waver). She screams in the actor's faux-bloody face and she swears he laughs at her.

In front of her, Robb and Theon are being obnoxious as usual. She doesn't really condone their prank channel and has often had to reign them in from doing something that would get one of them needlessly hurt (or would be considered, you know, illegal). Jon is usually an unwilling participant in their videos, and he has his own woodworking channel that has nowhere near the viewership that her makeup channel or Robb and Theon's prank channels do (she's told him, over an over, that if he showed his face on camera, he'd get more viewers, but he insists that he wants the focus to be on his work, not him). Jon walks next to her, calm, like nothing in this place fazes him, and she sort of resents him for this.

She understands it's all fake, she's not stupid, but that doesn't stop her fear response from kicking in every time something jumps at her, every time lights flicker or go out. It doesn't stop her stomach from turning whenever she sees the needlessly gory scenes like that doctor cutting a girl open, her fake intestines spilling out as the actress screamed.

“It'll be over soon,” Jon leans in close so she can hear him better, and for a moment a sense of calm washes over her. She loses it, though, as he moves away to give her space and she panics and reaches out and grabs his hand, tugging him back close to her.

A strange look passes over his face, but he doesn't say anything, just lets her grab onto his arm as they continue through the haunted house. She can't explain it, but with Jon next to her she feels... safe. She knows none of this is real, she knows none of these actors will actually hurt her, but it doesn't seem to matter, and it doesn't seem to matter that Jon won't actually have to protect her (though she somehow knows that he would if he ever had to, and that's a strange realization to have as she's walking through a room of terrifying clowns).

When it's finally over and they're outside, she breathes a sigh of relief and she feels muscles that she hadn't even realized were tensed relax.

“That was awesome,” Theon nearly shouts at one of the cameras. He and Robb talk loudly and animatedly for the cameras about the house, summarizing it for their audience (she knows they're likely to cut out a lot of the extreme scares and gore, since a good portion of their audience are kids and young teens).

“You good?” Jon murmurs to her and she realizes she still has a death grip on his arm.

“Oh,” she breathes with a forced laugh, “yeah,” and she lets go of his arm and immediately wishes she could have it back. (And then, some part of her brain whispers that she wishes she could have his arm wrapped around her instead, but she pushes that thought out because where did that even come from?)

Jon brings a hand up to scratch at his beard and shifts on his feet and she wonders if its because he feels awkward on camera. Jon's never liked being on camera, not really – it's why Robb and Theon always have to catch him off guard and why his videos – at most – only feature his hands and forearms (the comments on his videos about how attractive his hands and forearms are had been one of her main arguments for showing his face, but Jon had gotten weird after that and so she'd dropped it eventually).

“Hayride next?” Robb asks, which brings her back to the present.

“There's more?” she whines, twisting her face into a pout that always got her out of trouble when she was a kid, but Robb and Theon are already making their way towards the next attraction.

“You can sit next to me,” Jon offers, and she feels relief flood through her. “I'll be on the outside.”

She feels herself smile for the first time all night and nods and she's even more pleased when he – after a moment of hesitation – holds out his arm for her to take. She does so, curling her own arms around his and hugging it to her, keeping herself as close to him as possible as they walk through the fairgrounds to the haunted hayride.

They arrive right behind Robb and Theon and when Robb sees the way she's basically clinging to his best friend, there's a look that she can't figure out – it flicks from their joined arms, to Jon, then back to their arms, then to her, then back to Jon again and she feels Jon stiffen up next to her. Something silent passes between them and Robb looks almost... concerned? But then Jon shakes his head so subtly she thinks she's not supposed to see it and Robb nods back and turns around to face Theon and the cameras and Sansa's left more confused than anything.

The next tractor and wagon pull up to the entrance and the previous riders disembark. She waits with Jon, and though there's a slight fluttering in her stomach, she's not terrified like she had been right before the haunted house. Jon keeps his word and as they climb onto the open-topped wagon, he lets her sit in the middle and he takes the outside so she won't have to deal with the actors that run up to them during the ride. She settles into the hay and, without thinking, leans her head on his shoulder, arm still linked through his.

“Thank you,” she says.

“Robb and Theon shouldn't have made you do this,” Jon says back and his voice sounds a bit shaky. She can't see his face, she's too comfortable resting her head against him to look up, but she wonders why he sounds nervous. Maybe he's more scared of all of this than he was letting on? He hadn't seemed nervous at all in the haunted house.

“Don't worry, I'm going to have so much fun giving them a full face of glam makeup when it's time to make the video for my channel.” That's the point of this collab – she does a video for their channel and they do one for hers.

Jon lets out a soft laugh as the tractor starts up and the wagon lurches forward, heading into the dark forest. “Can I watch?”

“Definitely,” she says as she squeezes his arm tighter, her heart jumping at a noise off in the woods – a signal that the scares are about to start. “You should let me do your makeup,” she continues to try and distract herself. “I think glam makeup would look amazing with your beard.”

“Sure,” she can feel his shoulder lift into a shrug, and that does make her lift her head up and look at him.

“You would? I thought you hated being on camera?”

He shrugs again, but whatever response he was going to give is cut off as an actor takes a running leap at the wagon, latching onto the side and pulling himself up, and the passenger nearest to him (right in front of Jon) screams. Sansa sucks in a breath and tries to calm her racing heart (and out of the corner of her eye, she sees Dacey with a camera pointed right at her and Jon, a smirk on her face).

She spends the rest of the ride (and all through the haunted corn maze), hanging onto Jon for dear life and she swears his calm presence is the only reason she survives.

(And when she finally gets home to her little apartment and gets into bed, she tries desperately not to think too hard about why that is. She tries not to analyze the safety she felt with him or the way her heart had been fluttering during the car ride home, sitting in Robb's back seat and staring at Jon's profile illuminated by moonlight in the front seat as he and Robb talked and joked around. She tries not to obsess about the way he'd told her to call him if she ever wanted him to be in one of her videos, tries not to read too much into the look Robb had given Jon when he said it.)

(She tells herself that the reason she can't sleep that night is because of the haunted house.)

First we'll go with the grease lovers. Anything that drips in grease is typically good for them, but they do have their favorites. You still can never go wrong with a burger for any of them though, since they like these other things just a smidgen more. Though it's more like a secret love.

Classic (Undertale Sans)- A classic burger or fries is always his favorite, tried and true. He'll eat them up very quickly, then give you the puppy dog eyes in an attempt to get you to share yours.

Blue (Underswap Sans)- Taco egg rolls. He tried them once and couldn't get enough, and he'll love you forever if you bring him some. He'll definitely share if you ask though!

Red (Underfell Sans)- He actually really likes fried chicken, though he's not sure what it is about them. He likes the crunchy skin a lot and the tender insides.

Black (Swapfell Sans)- Honestly, anything from like the McDonalds menu. You literally can't go wrong here.

Grey (Horrortale Sans)- Barbeque chicken sliders. He just loves them, though he'd honestly love anything you bring him.

Lilac (Underlust Sans)- This might be crossing the sections a bit, but he really likes funnel cakes. Especially with a lot of the sugar and grease of it mixed, and a bit of chocolate syrup drizzled over it. And yes, he will share if you ask him to.

Cobalt (Outertale Sans)- Hot dogs. He doesn't really get why, but just dress it up a bit and he loves it. Especially with some potato chips he can stick in the bun with it.

Remix (Dancetale Sans)- Deep dish pizzas. It doesn't really matter what toppings are on it, he mainly likes gooey cheese and sauce. You could get him a plain cheese pizza and he'd be just as happy as if it had every topping available on it.

Guns (Mobtale Sans)- He has the most expensive taste I think, though the garbage food works too. But he likes lamb and steak a lot, though he's not going to argue if you bring something else. The more tender it is, the better.

G (Gaster!Sans)- He actually really likes bacon. He just likes chewing on it really, not much more to it than that.

Now for the sweet loving Papyrus. Though some of them don't mind grease either (Like Mutt who really likes chili dogs), they overall prefer something sweet to snack on. Mostly candies, but a variety works!

Prime (Undertale Papyrus)- Cinnamon rolls, especially when they're warm and gooey. It's a bit of a guilty pleasure, but he'll never turn one down.

Stretch (Underswap Papyrus)- Cookies. Any kind works, but he'd like white chocolate chip cookies a lot. He just prefers them more.

Edge (Underfell Papyrus)- He really likes pies and it doesn't really matter all that much about the kind. Though crème pies are a definite favored. He likes the fruit based ones too though.

Mutt (Swapfell Papyrus)- Chocolate anything. A regular bar, something dipped in chocolate, cake, or cookies. Anything chocolate works. But honestly anything works for him. Donuts and anything he can chew on is great too.

Lunar (Horrortale Papyrus)- Macrons of any type. He just really likes them, even with the size of them. But the bigger you can make them for him, the happier he'll be. But he'd like anything you'd make him, especially if it's soft and easy to bite into, just touched that you'd even think to.

Charmed (Underlust Papyrus)- Ice cream, really any type and combinations. Especially with other candies, syrups, fruits, and nuts mixed in. Make up a wild combination and he'll love it. He'd be happy to try anything you make!

Comet (Outertale Papyrus)- Rock candies. He finds them fun and tasty, liking to suck on them. He likes any of the colors, but will definitely like it if you bring a variety. He also really likes cotton candy too.

Tango (Dancetale Papyrus)- Gummies. It doesn't really matter the shape, but the wilder ones you find, the more amused he'll be.

Ace (Mobtale Papyrus)- He honestly finds candy cigarettes hilarious, so he'll always get a good laugh if you bring those along. Though he really likes cakes, especially lava cakes. He finds them so interesting.