conversations i think would happen if isaac and theo were dating
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
*the pack is reminiscing stuff from when they were younger*
scott: so there was this girl that you never really met, theo. she was a hunter. i dated her for a while.
stiles: they were highschool sweethearts. that is, before isaac suddenly stepped in and decided to date her instead...
isaac: HEY! thats not how it happened.
theo, with his eyebrows up, staring ublinking at isaac: oh, you dated her?
isaac: for a veeery short amount of time, before she died.
theo, staring some more at isaac before turning to scott: she died?
scott, not realizing what was going on at all: unfortunately. miss her every day.
theo: oh, yeah? how about you, isaac? you miss her too?
*later at isaacs apartment, as theo bites isaacs shoulder*
isaac: ouch, babe. you cant turn me twice.
theo, with blood on his fangs, stepping back to take his shirt of: you dont say. excuse me if i thought you liked it rough, seen as youve dated a hunter and all.
isaac: theo, for god sake, you cant stay mad at a dead woman. i hadnt even met you.
theo, moving in towards isaac other shoulder: youre lucky shes already dead.
isaac, scrambling to find his keys: we need to go, theo. they need our help.
theo, calmly watching him from the kitchen isle: not really. scotts a big boy, he can take care of himself.
isaac: scotts a dumbass. he would be dead ages ago if it was up to him.
theo: well, then its nature running its course.
isaac, staring madly at him: theo!
*isaac is meeting the puppy pack for the first time*
isaac: so this is your pack?
theo, at the same time as liam: no
liam, at the same time as theo: yes
liam, now staring angrily at theo: something you wanna say?
theo, avoiding isaacs eyes: fine, yes, this is my pack.
isaac, now hiding laughter behind his hand: oh, now i get it. you're part of the puppy pack.
*later at isaacs apartment, as theo pins isaac against the wall*
theo: you think you're so funny, right?
theo, not looking up from his cellphone: what about him?
isaac, crossing his arms: guess.
theo, dropping his phone: no? just say it already.
isaac: "yes, and?" are you kidding me? you want to murder every single person ive come in close vicinity to, even though most of them are already dead, but you can be besties with your ex?!
theo, rolling his eyes: we're barely even friends.
isaac: he's literally your alpha.
theo: he isn't even an alpha, angel. much less mine.
isaac: well, you're in his pack?
isaac: you PUNCHED scott because i had sex with him once. AGES AGO. and I'M the nitpicker?
theo: you said it, not me.
*two broken (now healed) noses and a very intense bloody make out session later*
isaac, laying down naked beside theo: so, how long did you date?
theo, intesely rolling his eyes and turning his bare back to isaac: we're not having this conversation again.
isaac, whispering in the dark of the night: babe?
theo, sleepy: yes, angel?
isaac: would you kill me?
theo, turning on his back to face him: never. not you.
isaac, holding theos face more lovingly than hed care to admit: swear? i cant be falling for you just so you kill me later, theo.
theo, now holding isaacs neck, caressing there: isaac, id go to hell all over again just for you.
