Liza Minnelli (about his Met Gala fit)

He’s on drugs (about his pre Met Gala Dinner fit)

Send me questions for Chevy and/or Philippe and I’ll answer them in character! If you give me a theme, I’ll give you a list of 5 headcanons, otherwise just send me your question. Make sure to add the appropriate emoji at the beginning of the ask so I know who it is for!

• If for Chevy send me a: 💎

• If for Philippe send me a: 👑

• If for both send me a: 🔮

doing a new thing - thursday song recs.

this one is a post demon-blood detox sam towards dean.

notable lyrics:

'Cause you are made of perfect stars And I was built from broken parts The road to stop that I can't stop It's déjà vu, it's déjà vu Not over you, not over you

1. She is living in my late mother's home, where me+ my siblings were raised.

2. She talks shit about the decor of the home...basically hates how my mom and our family decorated. She is the most basic bitch with clinical fashion sense.

3. When I first moved back home, she would slam things, talk loudly under her breath, and complain if something wasn't clean to her standard. She never talked to me about it or asked i do anything different.

4. I confronted her about the last bit (#3) and told her if me living at my mom's house was an issue for her, I would leave. She cried.

5. She is a dramatic pest.She always starts shit, but can't take it. whenever I finally confront her on an issue, she always cries (and usually runs out the house).

6. She hated our bearded dragons and made me move them from the living room because they grossed her out. She said some vile shit when our dragons died too.

7.When her dog died I made her a lil care box. It had cards,candles + healing crystals. 2 months later I overheard her talking to her daughter, saying crystals were dark magic and of the devil.

8. She talks to me about her and my dad's sex life... 🤮

9. She thinks because she just got into Christianity, she is better than most everyone.

10. She felt like it was her position to reveal to me that my mom cheated on my dad. I have known this since I was 17. I just respect my parents and know my place as their child. Thats between my mom and dad. But yeah... talk shit about my dead mom's deeds. Goofy.

11. She is transphobic and tried to tell me the whole 2 gender bit, knowing damn well I am trans/ nonbinary. My dad had to shut her down.

12. When my grandfather died + there was a whirlwind of family drama, she called me to complain about my dad and their sex life, threatening to leave him.

13. She gets involved in my disagreements with my partner...and without knowing anything ALWAYS takes up for my partner.

14. She will get so involved in our arguments, that I end up arguing with her and she ends up arguing with my dad.. then tries to break up with my dad.

15. She ruined my wedding, pushed me into a mental breakdown, she cried and ran away PER USUAL then broke up with my dad. Now she is trying to slither her way back like the slug she is.

16. We got into a conversation about grudges. I,being fucking authentic, said I hold grudges. She fucking responds: You know I can't hold grudges because I aM a ChIlD oF gOd 🥴 I'm wondering wtf does she think that makes me?

17. I was having a stressful week at university and my final was due, but we had a storm that knocked out the power for 5 days. I was talking to my dad about my worries and she tells me something to the effect that I should be better prepared... I am in fucking web dev. I need power + internet to do fucking anything 😤 😒

Close persons and friends may appreciate a list of all things Newt Scamander-related, to help them understand how to care for this unique creature.  Here is a composed list, which shall be ongoing.  Fantastic Wizards and Where to Find Them: A Field Guide - pg 1.

Brief notes and Findings:

When very deep in thought, Newt will usually put something to or in his mouth.  Fingers pressed to lips, wand between teeth, or, in unfortunate circumstances, tie being chewed on.  These are the signs of a happy, productive Newt, and should not be bothered.  Make note to check back in several hours, as this Newt is likely to forget to eat.

An angered, protective Newt is a very dangerous Newt.  He is very easily recognizable by sharp, command-like instructions, nonverbal spells cast at your assailant(s), and a need to stand in front of you.  Note: This Newt is not harmful to you, and once all external dangers are removed, should be gently and cautiously talked down, both with quiet words and soft touches.  Some outside assistance may be required; i.e. a light calming draught or a fluffy, non-violent creature.

When frustrated, Newt can become exceedingly waspish and sarcastic.  Do not take these attacks to heart, and give him space.  Your Newt will come to you with a proper apology eventually, and you can help him work through his most recent problem then.

Even at the best of times, a happy and content Newt will forget about basic necessities, such as eating and sleeping.  It is important to make sure that he is getting enough of both, and has regular contact with those outside of his case, regardless of current research.  Note: Exceptions must be made for creature hatchings, births, or injuries.  Newt will not respond to any outside force during these times.