Newt Scamander's Curious Creatures

Tina: What does it say?

Queenie: I’m pleased to report that Newt Scamander is stranger than he was a year ago.

Tina: That’s a mistake.

Newt: Uh huh

Theseus: I labeled them in three categories

Newt: Seems unnecessary but sure

Hello!

In answer to your question- I’m a very accomplished wizard I’ll have you know.  Very… sort of known in my field.  And as such I have absolutely never accidentally fallen down the stairs in an attempt to carry five nifflers, a demiguise, and a bowtruckle at the same time.  Nor has my assistant had to side-along apparate me to St. Mungos after such a said fall.

I don’t suppose anyone would feel alright after… after everything.

I’m quite worried about my brother to be honest, but I do think that we can overcome this.  Overcome what’s happened.  Although I daresay we’ll be needing help before all is said and done.

You don’t care about…

Hello.  

I understand one or two of you may have somehow caught wind of my most recent, ah, adventure.