#this is normal

Me: Good morning!

Him: And a very good morning to you!

A dog jumps into my arms.

Me: Should I wake up the coffee machine?

Him: Yes, unless you don't want coffee today.

Me, already on my way, slowly turning back around: Why do we keep talking about these things? I could just... Not say hello. Hear your car pull into the driveway and meet you by the coffee machine.

Him: Well, it's a routine. Like married people still say hello to one another even though they've done it a thousand times before.

I huffed and turned again.

Him, with a straight face: Why aren't we married?

Me, only slightly confused: Because you are married and I'm a spinster with a reputation of toying with old men who adores her independence most of all?

i'll genuinely make accounts just for the solo reason to find content of my goats

i remember finding this website where someone had a really cool collection of deoxys ,, tho I can't find it anymore plus it wasn't really working properly since I couldn't see the other collections of pokemon they had ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)

Come in my room as I was trying to sleep

asked me for money

hated on my for not giving her money

called me gay

i mention the pride flags i bought after saying I spent my money

her and her friend start saying equal rights, equal fights

take my sisters money

dab her up

”be who you wanna be you know?”

starts hating on me again

HELLO SAILOR

i feel no shame

> [ scrolling through tumblr ]

[ I'm tired as fuck and can't remember if I had a brain anymore ]

[ I know I want smth but I'm too tired to think ]

[ keep scrolling through social media ]

> [ I know I want and need smth tho ]

> [ still too tired to think ]

>> [ OK let's see what my brain is directly telling me ]

- tired

[ I know that already ]

- close your eyes

[ I don't want to sleep yet ]

- close your eyes

[ dammit OK ]

- hug

[ what. ]

- hug them

[ hug who. There's no one in here. ]

- hug your phone

[ oh. ]