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"[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️" as in a hyperbolic joke expressing that the character is sweet and kind and i love them, vs "[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️" as in i’m absolutely lying through my teeth while a long list of their crimes plays behind me like film credits

#and i love them too.#eg janine teagues from abbott elementary (genuinely sweet) vs root from person of interest (i am lying).#actually the janine/gregory ship vs root/shaw lol.#a very lovable cute couple with an idealistic romance plot vs my emotional support doomed toxic yuri.#the two opposite ends of the characters/ships i love lol.#or maggie from leverage (i just think she’s neat) vs parker leverage (uhh ignore the near-murders & stabbing & theft &&&…..).#but what i NEVER mean by saying stuff like ‘she’s never done anything wrong’ is that the character is literally a perfect person.#bc that’s pretty much never true of anyone ever. it’s always at least hyperbole.#just the 2020s way of saying ‘cinnamon roll’ when u think about it…#wren speaks #abbott elementary #person of interest #leverage #see also: ‘they’ve suffered more than jesus’ (has actually suffered unfairly poor thing) vs ‘they’ve suffered more than jesus’ (and they #fully caused like 95% of their own suffering themselves but shh shhhh ignore that part!).#eg parker leverage (childhood trauma) vs sophie leverage (cannot stop lying for funsies & pathologically incapable of apologising).#blorbo #the character

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ok so. so we’re just. not reading now. wow ok. ok!!! booktok says we should remove half of the fun from reading!!! wow!!! (i found this in a video and apparently it’s not just this person doing it. it’s. quite a few of them. just to make that clear.)

#‘i prioritize character development and plot over the prose’ BUT THEYRE????? ONE IN THE SAME #DO THEY JUST THINK THAT EVERY AUTHOR IS JUST STRANGER THINGSING IT #AND JUST USING PROSE AS FLUFF #LIKE WHAT #what do they do for prose heavy books ???#read like 3 words ???#READ A SCREENPLAY AT THIS POINT LIKE.#even then they are GOING to miss KEY aspects of the story #just dialogue ????? Just Dialogue ??????#i am crashing out over this as a lifelong reader #theyre reading the same way i was reading when i first discovered novels at age 7-8 #WE ARE NOT GATEKEEPING YOU FROM LITERATURE #YOU ARE GATEKEEPING YOURSELF FROM THE GODDAMN BOOK #oh my GOOOOOD media literacy is dead #booktok #media literacy #reading #literature #anti booktok #booktok critical #anti intellectualism #what the FUCK.#i dont even care if youre reading that genre of fluffy books where all the covers look the same or youre reading a blank of blank and blanks #or whatever #but if youre not even reading them???? what are we doing man

Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #r2d2 #luke skywalker #More like Regular Human Cave Hermit I suppose #and R2 didn’t even rat him out???#I’m almost positive that there was a moment off-screen where R2 and Obi-Wan were alone in the cave hovel #just absolutely glaring at each other silently while Luke was using the rest room or something #R2 probably whirled around that cave bitchily #like Danm bitch #you live like this?#so uncivilized #and Obi-Wan was like #actually I think I WILL go save Leia #but only so I can drop this useless bucket of bolts on Anakin Skywalkers fucking doorstep and dissapear into the force forever #Honestly #the real plot of A New Hope was Obi-Wan desperately trying to get rid of the world’s bitchiest R2 unit #that somehow managed to find him again after decades #R2 found where he was hiding and Obi-Wan was like:#Guess I’ll die then.

some doodles bc they were so silly in the movie

#I CANT WAIT TO DRAW MOREEE #ugh i love them sm #i wish we got more scenes with them #luigi #bowser #bowuigi #super mario #smb fanart #the super mario galaxy movie #SPOILERS #?#my art #they are like #the ragebait duo in my mind #that one scene in the honeyhive kingdom #literally plotting against mario #luigi's just like #“come on! hit him! just hit him!”

it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird

#i don't wanna sound dramatic but it's just so crazy that it's like this and nobody even talks about it #tbh disability is like this too - you don't see fat people and you don't see disabled people unless it's a joke or a plot point #'we don't want to glamourise obesity' it's not 'glamourising' anything. it's showing the world as it is.#sure you can create a world devoid of all the people you don't find aesthetically pleasing but at least acknowledge that you're doing that #fatphobia #weight talk cw #ableism #be shh now #containment breach

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Mike fumbled so bad in the FNAF 2 movie..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #vanessa shelly #vanessa fnaf #the puppet #charlotte emily #fnaf 2 #fnaf 2 movie #Mike fumbled so bad guys 💔#listen I understand his POV and why he did what he did #I don’t even hate his choices on paper #I just think his writing was so bad dawg he was done dirty #I loved his writing in the first film IM LIKE number 1 Mike fan #he was flawed then too but in this film #all his choices happens for ‘plot reasons’#Mike had to talk over Vanessa for the plot #mind you Vanessa is trying to be more honest #she tries to tell him things and he literally shoots her down #but then leaves her at the end of the film for not telling him things #Vanessa is flawed in this film too but I think the movie just explains her deal better #I think the more focus on action in FNAF 2 #really did come at the expense of the character writing in this film #fingers crossed FNAF 3 can blend the two together better #Mike my beloved you deserved better pff

Even in a world where Bruce actually communicates I can't imagine it would make this situation any less deranged

#DC Comics #Batman #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Bruce Wayne #Nightwing #Robin ii #Jaybin #robin jason todd #Imagine being Dick. You find out your dad(?) has a new kid who looks just like you and he's wearing your old family clothes and #is going by your old name and was given the same very specific role in your guardians life that you had. this is the plot of a horror movie #Jason the replacement goldfish 😭

I think there's a funny prank with mainstream shonen of the early 2000s where the older you get the more you realize Naruto has nothing to do with ninjas, One Piece has extremely little to do with pirates, and Fullmetal Alchemist knows everything about philosophical alchemy.

#this is absolutely not saying anything bad about Naruto and One Piece by the way #I have my misgivings with them but the fact that their ostensible premises are basically just window dressing is fine.#the ninja turtles exist and they are tangentially more about ninjas but basically by accident #stuff doesn't have to be about ninjas and pirates to feature them I understand it's just fun #it's more that you get used to this as a trend #and then you look over at FMA and are like 'oh that one major plot point is the Nigredo phase'#'oh the green lion devouring the sun is in FACT major foreshadowing for shit Amestris is up to'

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