#theodor gorlash

Chunks of soil were hanging from the barbs while there were scattered rocks all around the ground. The ground shook violently, causing people and things alike to stumble and fall, pots slid off windowsills and shattered just as the glass itself did. Some of the more poorly built structures, such as the waterfall started to crack and red water started to flow out of the cracks. The sky of Town was turning crimson and the greenery of the place was drying up. The wind was picking up as well.

There was a giant tear forming in the liminal barrier as a pair of red hands appeared, followed by the appearance of Mehrunes Dagon and a Khaijit man, climbing out of the rift. Dagon’s nostrils were flaring out fire, and he seemed to be breathing heavily, his knuckling clenching an axe on his other set of arms.'He rolled his neck thunder striking in tune with the crack of vertebrae. And before the storm had a chance to quiet down, his jaws split open to deliver the true wrath of the hells in a single word,

''SHEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOGGGOOORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!''

-@fire-veined-god (and @a-vestige-of-hope)

Theodor sat in a perfect little area of greenery by the old Ayleid Champion's Statue, seemingly, having set up a table for tea. The plants that shiveled up and died seemed to stop where he was, a few of them instead ripping their own roots out of the ground and dancing around, before a cane stomped them back into the ground between the screams of running villagers.

Theodor turned to look at them with an amused snort, sipping a teacup that had a maw of teeth where there should have been a flat bottom.

"How's the kids?"

“Theodor Gorlash” in TES: Blades: Hello I am a normal human man, who is both not a former blade, and is also completely normal and human!

The Fugitive: …ok?

Theodor Gorlash: Have you heard of this mysterious thing called “The Abyss” that I, a normal human man, did not create- and certainly not in an attempt to help a fellow blade, because I am not a blade and do not know that you are a blade- but do have a large amount of knowledge of?

The Fugitive: um…

Theodor Gorlash: Also do you want to change your sex, race, and looks? because I can do that to.

Theodor Gorlash: in a normal human way.

Hm… Ah- not like I’m going to fool you (me? We? Us? …Communism amirite) anyway.

@funnyabyssman

He has Wes Johnson as a voice, he looks like this and if you rearrange the letters in his name it spells out “lord sheogorath”. BUT also,…. He is not the “true”/original Sheogorath. since The Elder Scrolls Blades takes place after the Oblivion Crisis, this Sheogorath is the Hero of Kvatch/Champion of Cyrodiil, just like in Skyrim. theres barely anything online abt this game but the UESP confirms that this is indeed Sheogorath

Fun fun facts 😋 (i myself also have a HoK oc, so i like to imagine that this and the skyrim sheo is just my oc, and funnily enough their personalities even match)