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TheodorGorlash

@funnyabyssman

Perfectly normal human! Of the fleshy, filled with guts variety! Haha just like you! We have so much in common

158 posts

Apr 23

At long last! We meet again for the first time!

How such an unexpected yet carefully planned encounter! I am Theodor Gorlash- or… at least that’s who I was yesterday and who I think I am today!

Ask me away, any questions, anything! Want to change your face? Your gender? Your age? I can rearrange your intestines into a lovely soufflé! Make you look like a hideous draugr! I assure you not a soul will know! People are so very good at ignoring the obvious you see.

Come for my services, one and all! Don’t be a stranger! You’ll be back… and I’ll be here. Or not!

#tesblr #tes rp #the elder scrolls

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4h

Theodor was bored.

The Abyss is closing. The souls trapped there remain. Saving it... Is not working. Waiting... Is not working.

It's boring.

Boring and tragic. Beautifully so, like a carved marble sculpture now eroded by wind leaving the terror of the image of holes. Holes in the shape of a god. How was one to save such things doomed to time. Every ticking second burned evermore.

Just like the old days.

But new days were coming. New days were flying by and Theodor had gotten so little done. It was angering. How was he supposed to save a dying light he had no power over without people? People willing to explore and learn.

No no. This wouldn't do. No one was coming. A new plan must be enacted, and then one after that. And if that too failed he would do it again.

If bodies will not be lured... They will be taken.

There is after all... A little of me in sane people everywhere.

#tes rp #tesblr #the elder scrolls #rp tesblr #tes: blades #///OPEN RP BTW if anyone wants to #Ive decided to do what I started Theodor for #Uuuuuuuh shiver me tim bears idk

7h

Cheese

CHEESE 🧀

#tes rp #tesblr #the elder scrolls #rp tesblr #tes: blades

Jun 1

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

Hosting a tea party if anyone was interested...we have lots of snacks and four different types of teas. 🌌

eye-who-sees-all

A tea party would be nice. As soon as I have recovered I can attend.

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

Oh no, what happened? 🌌

eye-who-sees-all

Jyggalag impaled me twice. I'm healed now and on Zenithar.

He impaled You, too? ;)

eye-who-sees-all

Jyggalag impaled me with his sword, Sanguine. And I have not been "impaled" by Zen in any sort of way.

I mean, I was also impaled on His sword. I just sought out a second, different impaling later on~

keeper-of-the-bloody-curse

Oh. Oh, you weren't joking. I don't know why or how Jyggalag agreed to that but you can stop now.

He had some bullshit reason about how He needed to understand what sex was so that He could take into account how it affects people or something. I think He just didn't want to admit how much My Reserve affected Him~

keeper-of-the-bloody-curse

Your fucking Reserve!?

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

That explains a lot.....🌌

;)

keeper-of-the-bloody-curse

Tell me you put that stuff away now. No more. Not even a little spill.

[The grin on Sanguine's face is all the answer one would need...]

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

Oh no. Oh no. 🌌

princeofmadnessandotherthings

keeper-of-the-bloody-curse

Mad one. Use your brain. I know you can do it. You didn't like this . . . business with Jyggalag and Sanguine either. If Sanguine continues like this, you might hear more stories AGAIN.

princeofmadnessandotherthings

No, no, Sanguine won't do it with Jiggle Ass again.

... at least, I hope not.

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

I hope not either. 🌌

I heard there was tea but I didn't realize there was tea! Goodness!

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

We have all kinds of tea in Moonshadow.

I see and hear that. I'm impressed. Or was it concerned? Ah well.

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

I was personally traumatized by hearing that.

Oh trust me...

All versions of me were too.

Jun 1

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

Hosting a tea party if anyone was interested...we have lots of snacks and four different types of teas. 🌌

eye-who-sees-all

A tea party would be nice. As soon as I have recovered I can attend.

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

Oh no, what happened? 🌌

eye-who-sees-all

Jyggalag impaled me twice. I'm healed now and on Zenithar.

He impaled You, too? ;)

eye-who-sees-all

Jyggalag impaled me with his sword, Sanguine. And I have not been "impaled" by Zen in any sort of way.

I mean, I was also impaled on His sword. I just sought out a second, different impaling later on~

keeper-of-the-bloody-curse

Oh. Oh, you weren't joking. I don't know why or how Jyggalag agreed to that but you can stop now.

He had some bullshit reason about how He needed to understand what sex was so that He could take into account how it affects people or something. I think He just didn't want to admit how much My Reserve affected Him~

keeper-of-the-bloody-curse

Your fucking Reserve!?

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

That explains a lot.....🌌

;)

keeper-of-the-bloody-curse

Tell me you put that stuff away now. No more. Not even a little spill.

[The grin on Sanguine's face is all the answer one would need...]

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

Oh no. Oh no. 🌌

princeofmadnessandotherthings

keeper-of-the-bloody-curse

Mad one. Use your brain. I know you can do it. You didn't like this . . . business with Jyggalag and Sanguine either. If Sanguine continues like this, you might hear more stories AGAIN.

princeofmadnessandotherthings

No, no, Sanguine won't do it with Jiggle Ass again.

... at least, I hope not.

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

I hope not either. 🌌

I heard there was tea but I didn't realize there was tea! Goodness!

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

We have all kinds of tea in Moonshadow.

I see and hear that. I'm impressed. Or was it concerned? Ah well.

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Jun 1

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

Hosting a tea party if anyone was interested...we have lots of snacks and four different types of teas. 🌌

eye-who-sees-all

A tea party would be nice. As soon as I have recovered I can attend.

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

Oh no, what happened? 🌌

eye-who-sees-all

Jyggalag impaled me twice. I'm healed now and on Zenithar.

He impaled You, too? ;)

eye-who-sees-all

Jyggalag impaled me with his sword, Sanguine. And I have not been "impaled" by Zen in any sort of way.

I mean, I was also impaled on His sword. I just sought out a second, different impaling later on~

keeper-of-the-bloody-curse

Oh. Oh, you weren't joking. I don't know why or how Jyggalag agreed to that but you can stop now.

He had some bullshit reason about how He needed to understand what sex was so that He could take into account how it affects people or something. I think He just didn't want to admit how much My Reserve affected Him~

keeper-of-the-bloody-curse

Your fucking Reserve!?

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

That explains a lot.....🌌

;)

keeper-of-the-bloody-curse

Tell me you put that stuff away now. No more. Not even a little spill.

[The grin on Sanguine's face is all the answer one would need...]

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

Oh no. Oh no. 🌌

princeofmadnessandotherthings

keeper-of-the-bloody-curse

Mad one. Use your brain. I know you can do it. You didn't like this . . . business with Jyggalag and Sanguine either. If Sanguine continues like this, you might hear more stories AGAIN.

princeofmadnessandotherthings

No, no, Sanguine won't do it with Jiggle Ass again.

... at least, I hope not.

queen-of-dusk-and-dawn

I hope not either. 🌌

I heard there was tea but I didn't realize there was tea! Goodness!

Jun 1

sheogorath-official

OOOOOOOoooh! Another m- I mean PERFECTLY UNRELATED TO ME Mad God to give VERY HUMAN and fleshy offerings too! Haha! Because I am human and humans do that :3 I would know!

🧀🧀🧀

🧠🥩

Behold! A welcome gift! With human things! Like the bodies of the damned! And cheese! And damned cheese!

@funnyabyssman

Splendid, and maybe toss in one of those death threats on the back of an Argonian Concubine. I like those. Oh and you know, the cheese is to die for. HAHA!

🧀🧀🧀

Moar :)

Jun 1

sigrid-of-solstheim

Both the first and the last time you interact with Martin is in a church surrounded by fire and daedra. The first time you save him, and the last time he saves you.

May 31

princeofmadnessandotherthings

You're not you when you're hungry!

@order-of-jyggalag A reminder!

order-of-jyggalag

I am not eating a snickers, Sheogorath.

princeofmadnessandotherthings

Sounds like someone's a little hungry... I know what would fix that :)

order-of-jyggalag

No.

Eat a Snickers and have a little snicker! :D

order-of-jyggalag

Absolutely not.

You’re no fun. As always.

May 31

princeofmadnessandotherthings

You're not you when you're hungry!

@order-of-jyggalag A reminder!

order-of-jyggalag

I am not eating a snickers, Sheogorath.

princeofmadnessandotherthings

Sounds like someone's a little hungry... I know what would fix that :)

order-of-jyggalag

No.

Eat a Snickers and have a little snicker! :D

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May 31

princeofmadnessandotherthings

You're not you when you're hungry!

@order-of-jyggalag A reminder!

#//I love that this stupid meme ref caught on #Snickers arc when /j

May 31

the-warrior-kylorn

I am going to bathe, no one do anything malicious while I am gone.

princeofmadnessandotherthings

@funnyabyssman hehehehehe

hehehehehe

What if, and hear me out, we threw the whooole ancient city into our good chum Abyssy? I'm sure she's been very hungry since that elf...

the-warrior-kylorn

PLEASE DON'T!!

Do Alinor.

saenil-almathea

Please don't do that :(........Now Shimmerene >:)

the-warrior-kylorn

:O

YESS

@funnyabyssman

SHIMMERENESHIMMERENESHIMMERENESHIMMERENESHIMMERENE

saenil-almathea

I'm sure the souls taste better anyway :)

I COULD... BUT. Isn't it funnier to just throw everyone here in and throw a little Abyss party? Hmmm I could bring cakes! Or cheese! Or cheesecake! Cakecheese, even!

@the-warrior-kylorn

saenil-almathea

Cake cheese?

Cheese that tastes like cake! Obviously ❤️

May 30

the-warrior-kylorn

I am going to bathe, no one do anything malicious while I am gone.

princeofmadnessandotherthings

@funnyabyssman hehehehehe

hehehehehe

What if, and hear me out, we threw the whooole ancient city into our good chum Abyssy? I'm sure she's been very hungry since that elf...

the-warrior-kylorn

PLEASE DON'T!!

Do Alinor.

saenil-almathea

Please don't do that :(........Now Shimmerene >:)

the-warrior-kylorn

:O

YESS

@funnyabyssman

SHIMMERENESHIMMERENESHIMMERENESHIMMERENESHIMMERENE

saenil-almathea

I'm sure the souls taste better anyway :)

I COULD... BUT. Isn't it funnier to just throw everyone here in and throw a little Abyss party? Hmmm I could bring cakes! Or cheese! Or cheesecake! Cakecheese, even!

@the-warrior-kylorn

May 30

the-warrior-kylorn

I am going to bathe, no one do anything malicious while I am gone.

princeofmadnessandotherthings

@funnyabyssman hehehehehe

hehehehehe

What if, and hear me out, we threw the whooole ancient city into our good chum Abyssy? I'm sure she's been very hungry since that elf...

#/// 1) does ANYONE know if the city from Blades has an official name??? Or do I just dance around #It's name forever??#2) The Abyss switches pronouns every time a pronouns used for it. Source: I decided just now. Trust me bro

May 28

order-of-jyggalag

*Knocks over a SINGLE cup*

@funnyabyssman

YOU ARE THE WORST.

Dyus. Pick that up.

Of course. [Dyus picks up the cup.]

...

...

*Knocks it over again*

:3

order-of-jyggalag

STOP THAT, SHEOGORATH!

[Dyus sighs as he picks up the cup again.]

No :3

*Knocks it over again.* *He's literally not doing anything else... No magical flair or turning the cup into skin... Just invoking natural gravity.*

order-of-jyggalag

[Jyggalag swings his sword at Sheo.]

[Dyus sighs again and picks up the cup.]

*Dramatically gets skewered, hand over head in a VERY fake swoon.*

Ooooh noooooooooooooo. Whatever shall I do in this very mortal body? Guess I'm to die!

Any way. Dying is BORING.

*Just... Steps away from the sword and knits himself together again.*

*And knocks over the cup.*

order-of-jyggalag

DAMN YOU, SHEOGORATH!

[Dyus is beginning to wish he was back in his prison. At least there, he wouldn't have to deal with this nonsense. He picks up the cup again.]

*Grins and knocks over the cup again before gesturing to Dyus.*

Don't you think he looks tired? You should pick up the cup yourself you lazy tin can!

order-of-jyggalag

HE ALWAYS LOOKS TIRED. THAT IS JUST HOW HE LOOKS. STOP KNOCKING THE CUP OVER.

[Dyus picks up the cup. He is very tired.]

Pick it up yourself, Jiggle Lag!

*Laughs and knocks it over again.*

order-of-jyggalag

[Jyggalag narrows his eyes, though it is likely hard to tell due to the helmet. He carefully picks up the cup.]

Do not knock it over.

*Smirks. The cup starts Bethesda GlitchingTM into the table. He did not however, knock it over.*

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May 28

order-of-jyggalag

*Knocks over a SINGLE cup*

@funnyabyssman

YOU ARE THE WORST.

Dyus. Pick that up.

Of course. [Dyus picks up the cup.]

...

...

*Knocks it over again*

:3

order-of-jyggalag

STOP THAT, SHEOGORATH!

[Dyus sighs as he picks up the cup again.]

No :3

*Knocks it over again.* *He's literally not doing anything else... No magical flair or turning the cup into skin... Just invoking natural gravity.*

order-of-jyggalag

[Jyggalag swings his sword at Sheo.]

[Dyus sighs again and picks up the cup.]

*Dramatically gets skewered, hand over head in a VERY fake swoon.*

Ooooh noooooooooooooo. Whatever shall I do in this very mortal body? Guess I'm to die!

Any way. Dying is BORING.

*Just... Steps away from the sword and knits himself together again.*

*And knocks over the cup.*

order-of-jyggalag

DAMN YOU, SHEOGORATH!

[Dyus is beginning to wish he was back in his prison. At least there, he wouldn't have to deal with this nonsense. He picks up the cup again.]

*Grins and knocks over the cup again before gesturing to Dyus.*

Don't you think he looks tired? You should pick up the cup yourself you lazy tin can!

order-of-jyggalag

HE ALWAYS LOOKS TIRED. THAT IS JUST HOW HE LOOKS. STOP KNOCKING THE CUP OVER.

[Dyus picks up the cup. He is very tired.]

Pick it up yourself, Jiggle Lag!

*Laughs and knocks it over again.*

May 28

order-of-jyggalag

*Knocks over a SINGLE cup*

@funnyabyssman

YOU ARE THE WORST.

Dyus. Pick that up.

Of course. [Dyus picks up the cup.]

...

...

*Knocks it over again*

:3

order-of-jyggalag

STOP THAT, SHEOGORATH!

[Dyus sighs as he picks up the cup again.]

No :3

*Knocks it over again.* *He's literally not doing anything else... No magical flair or turning the cup into skin... Just invoking natural gravity.*

order-of-jyggalag

[Jyggalag swings his sword at Sheo.]

[Dyus sighs again and picks up the cup.]

*Dramatically gets skewered, hand over head in a VERY fake swoon.*

Ooooh noooooooooooooo. Whatever shall I do in this very mortal body? Guess I'm to die!

Any way. Dying is BORING.

*Just... Steps away from the sword and knits himself together again.*

*And knocks over the cup.*

order-of-jyggalag

DAMN YOU, SHEOGORATH!

[Dyus is beginning to wish he was back in his prison. At least there, he wouldn't have to deal with this nonsense. He picks up the cup again.]

*Grins and knocks over the cup again before gesturing to Dyus.*

Don't you think he looks tired? You should pick up the cup yourself you lazy tin can!

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