Y/N: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Y/N: Weight loss? Drink water.
Jaskier: Clear skin? Drink water.
Geralt: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Y/N: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Y/N: Weight loss? Drink water.
Jaskier: Clear skin? Drink water.
Geralt: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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jaskier: and then what happened?
random villager: and then he died
jaskier:
jaskier:
jaskier: yeah right, picture that with a kodak
incorrect geraskier? more like correct geraskier
jaskier after learning about blaviken: asshole, fucking bore, born in 1064, strego, stregobor
Geralt: Are you good at negotiations?
Y/N: Yes, but last week a dragon almost set my hair on fire, so it's your turn to negotiate.

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all i want for christmas is for this to be geralts first interaction with vesemir and eskel in season 2
vesemir: wolf. why do you have a bloody bandage tied around the outside of your pants?
geralt: well...
vesemir: you know that's not actually keeping it clean, right? your pants are probably giving you an infection. why didn't you take them off to clean it?
geralt: um...
eskel, standing behind vesemir: *glaring*
geralt: well....
vesemir: *staring intensely*
geralt: they're...too tight to get off?
eskel and vesemir: *face palm*
Y/N: Can I please burn this place?
Geralt: Seeing as it's a castle made of stone, I don't think fire is going to do much damage.
Y/N: But trying will make me feel better.