#that being

what I'd do to get my hands on those iconic TFP magazines. Look at this thing.

Translation:

FANTASTIC POSTERS

PRESIDENT HAS TO DIE!!!

Like that's so archaic? Displaying fabric with symbols on to indicate your loyalty

And we don't do the fun heraldic displays of loyalty? We just have the boring ones left? Fuck is this

And they're of universally shit quality

Which given that most are not super detailed that's probably not the biggest of deals but like

Old flags were much better looking even on the simply designed ones

Polyester bullshit

You're gonna pretend to be all woo my country and have that polyester bullshit represent that?

You feel polyester bullshit about your nation you're being all yay we're the best about?

and how, fOR THE LONGEST TIME, i thought it was in the sense that he couldn't go home, rather than he couldn't 'leave it there', right?

and so i just kept thinking that amphitrite was getting sick of poseidon complaining about odysseus that she kicked him out of their home or palace or whatever until poseidon dealt with it

and then,

both hermes and her are just sat there watching it all go down just thinking, this isn't what i meant

Sirius: IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORRRLDD

James: LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC

Pete: YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR

Remus: UNDRESS ME EVERYWHEREE