#tf2imagines

Scout:

Runs around looking for his uniform and even checks the laundry. (Of which he never does himself)

He walks in to find you trying on his uniform. Although he's flattered and smirks at the sight of it, he can't help but try to get them back.

You end up running around the base trying to evade him but he is much faster. He grabs you by the back of the shirt collar and holds you up.

"Cough it up, 'cuz I ain't switchin' uniforms."

You give them back but he let's you try on his uniform now and again if you ask.

Soldier:

Most often if he is not in his uniform it's because he isn't wearing anything.

So there he goes, completely naked storming the base to find his uniform. Just to see you, trying it on.

Luckily he thinks he fights better in the nude.

"DON'T WORRY, MAGGOT. USE THE SUIT ALL YOU LIKE. IM GOING ALL NATURAL."

He gives you a playful swat on the back before running off whilst doing some primitive war screech.

Pyro:

You find yourself trying on Pyro's jumpsuit. It's a bit baggy but the material is cool to the touch on the inside. Presumably because Pyro has to deal with fire so frequently.

Pyro wanders in and upon seeing you in their uniform, they erupt in joyful muffling.

They hand you a flameflower and show you how to hold it and use it a little. They seem thrilled to see you dressed as them.

Oh my god. Ooooh my god. OoOooOOOhHHHMy GO

Soldier

- VERY EXCITED TO BE A DAD

- you know that stupid happy grin he pulls in the comics? It’s that, every time he thinks about it

- It almost...grounds him a little bit? He’s more sane and down to earth now that you’ve got a little one on the way

- Starts trying very hard not to randomly yell all the time

- Still says the same stuff tho, but he says it to ur pregnant tum

- Shushes other people if they’re being too loud around you

- Secretly hopes you have a girl

Scout

- This fucking guy. He can’t shut up about it. Tells his friends, absolutely boasts about it

- When you told him you were pregnant he just whispered “Oh my god we’re having kids” and got all teary eyed about it

- Will gladly indulge your weird cravings (chocolate covered pickles or some shit) and uh...might actually join in because let’s face it he’ll put some questionable stuff into his mouth

- Tends to your every need, offers to do literally anything and everything for you

- You were already his queen but this is a new level of dedication

- Total adoration. He’s so excited.

Demo

- Shocked because?? What the fuck he never imagined being a dad

- High key sobers up and gets clean because he wants to set a really good example for his kid(s)

- Supports you throughout pregnancy, sits with you and will rub your back when it hurts

- Sings to you and the baby

- Paints the nursery room and decorates it with you

Engie

- “Oh, you’re pregnant? Well here let me draw up plans for a whole fully-equipped crib that is entirely safety proofed and-“

- Way overplans for everything!

- Bought the exact same baby clothes in several different colors, baby-proofs the entire house....you’re only like four months along.

- Honey slow down

- If you didn’t want to have the baby sleep in a crib in your own bedroom he would literally have built an entire one-room extension on the base with soundproofing and everything (it almost happened)

- Definitely sets up an extra sentry outside ur window...just in case

Heavy

- BEAR HUSBAND

- Picks you up and holds you and is like “mess with my s/o and you fucking die”

- Tells his family; they are so happy for you!!!

- He’s kinda overprotective, doesn’t like for you to be by yourself for too long

- Side note: Zhanna is the BEST sister in law and offers to babysit in the future. Somehow you don’t foresee it ending terribly well.

- He wants to teach his child how to read very early on in life and gets both English and Russian children’s books

- As the due date comes closer he gets more and more excited and you talk about it more often

- Just.....family

Pyro

- *muffled “HUDDAH!!”*

- Paints the room into pyroland; rainbows, unicorns, cotton candy clouds - you name it, it’s in there

- Except that uh...it was all just straight up murals of fire at first. Some of it stayed, but you worked the nicer stuff in

- Super excited when your baby bump becomes more noticeable

- Full of love

Spy

- initially, he is extremely nervous about having a kid

- After all....last time he did, it didn’t go so well. He’s still very shameful about it.

- However, when he sees you light up talking about your future together with a child he can’t help but smile and encourage your vision

- He is determined not to repeat his past mistakes and stays by your side the whole way through

- He adores you and will always be ready to protect you and your baby

Sniper

- Gets all sniffly and just brings you in wraps his arms around you and tells you how much he loves you

- He doesn’t think that he’s fit to be a dad, but nearly every day you tell him how great he’ll be, and he feels just a little more confident

- Will off a motherfucker if they say anything to you that makes you even mildly upset

- Buys so many animal books. So many.

- Cleans and cooks for you especially on days when it’s a little worse

- Still in total disbelief that he will be Dad Man™

Medic

- Usually he’s not all touchy feely but after you tell him you’re pregnant this changes drastically

- Lifts you off your feet in a sweeping, strong hug and giggles while kissing you

- Becomes...very soft....

- Unless someone tries to fuck with you and then wow that is far too graphic to go over in a cute fluff post

- He checks your health very often and makes sure you get everything you need

- Very good at helping thru morning sickness, and afterwards he sits with you for a while and pets your tummy absentmindedly while you rest and he reads

- Somehow, the entire situation calms him down as a person and he’s just kind of mellow and lovey.

Soldier - Wiccaphobia (fear of witches/witchcraft) Merasmus got him all screwed up on magic crap and while he’s not totally petrified of it, he just really hates the idea of it and doesn’t want it near him. If you’re Wicca yourself, he’ll actually try to have an open mind about it. Maybe you’ll even teach him some basic stuff about it! Otherwise, it doesn’t come up until you go to watch horror movies. He likes a movie that actually freaks him out, and it’s always witch-centered!

Scout - Trypanophobia (fear of injections) Poor scout, medic is just trying to give him his vaccinations but he hates getting shots so much. He can’t stand to see the needle go in, and he starts sweating and breathing irregularly. You always stay in there with him and let him squeeze your hand and keep his focus just anywhere else. Medic keeps those little lollipops you see in drs offices just for lil scoot to have after he gets one.

Demo - Toxiphobia (fear of being poisoned) He’s so worried that he won’t be paying attention while drinking one day and someone will slip some drugs or deadly poison into his cup. He knows what some of those chemical agents can do, and he couldn’t imagine a worse kind of death, even if he does respawn afterward. You’re the only person he lets handle his alcohol after he’s already opened it.

Engie - Nebulaphobia (fear of fog. This is especially terrible at night for him) Engie likes everything to be clear-cut and visible. Even the most complex things have very clear inner workings. He cannot stand to think of anything clouding his view, whether physically or mentally. If they have to go to battle on a foggy day, you keep a foglight which, while not removing the problem, brings him some comfort knowing that he doesn’t have to be alone when facing it.

Heavy - Autophobia (fear of being alone) Heavy has spent his whole life around family and friends. He can handle some solitary life, but he knows he always has someone to come back to, namely you. You spend quality time together most every day, and reassure him He doesn’t know what he would do if it were all gone.

Pyro - Eisoptrophobia (fear of seeing oneself in a mirror) Even with his mask on, pyro hates to see himself. He doesn’t want to think about what’s under the mask, whatever it is. After a very lengthy building-up of trust, he let you get a look at him, but he absolutely refuses to face it himself. The base has mirrors only in individual rooms and one part of the communal bathroom, so it is never really too bad of a problem.

Spy - Gamophobia (fear of marriage) Because of his job, spy was always moving from place to place and found it hard to stay for any meaningful length of time. He can’t stay committed in anything as serious as a marriage; it would tie him to something. He’s so anxious that what you have will become really serious, and you’ll to start to talk about having a future together. He dreads that if he came clean about those reservations, he’d break your heart and you wouldn’t think he loved you.

Sniper - Agoraphobia (fear of crowded spaces) He’s spent most of his life socially isolated and is very awkward around others. He gets so overwhelmed in any kind of crowd, and he doesn’t want to embarrass himself by reacting to that fear. You encourage him to come to places with you, but are always by his side holding his hand and telling him to focus on you when he gets too anxious about it.

Medic - Gelotophobia (fear of being laughed at) He was ridiculed for odd behavior throughout his childhood, and even into his adult life when others in the medical field said his work was laughably bad. He is reluctant to do experiments with anyone watching or share details about himself with anyone. It takes him a while to open up to you, and even that was only because you’d come into his office and marvel at jars of old experiments. You don’t ever laugh when he tells you his worries, and you’re the one person he has confidence in.

Ok so self ship fic with medic specifically where medic is just out and about maybe shopping or whatever and also he has Archimedes because he’s a weird fuckin dude and takes his birds everywhere. Archimedes sees u and maybe you have a shiny thing they like in your hair and they go Ape Shitte™ and fly over and land on your head and nest on it like it’s a totally normal thing and ur like “????????????? This sweet little bird just fuckin asserted itself on me but I like it because how cute” and medic immediately crushes hard because this very attractive person (yes, you are extremely attractive, and I don’t mean just your idealized self, I mean YOU! YOU THERE! Handsome, gorgeous, breathtaking) just got absolutely loved up on by his favorite bird, and may I add, a bird that does not like everyone, and he only trusts people that his bird likes and holds them in high respect. ANYWAYS you’ve got this pretty little bird on your head and this dude is like “I’m so sorry, he just gets a little excited around pretty people”. Your fluster meter is at like 100% while this handsome dude who just said you’re good-looking untangles his cute bird from your hair. After walking and talking together a little more and getting to know each other, you’re both just kind of like “guess I’m in love now :/” and like...it just grows from there bro.

I love you. I love you, whoever you are. God I wish I had a big tiddy mommy gf. I wish I WAS a bit tiddy mommy gf. I long for a domestic life

Gonna try writing it a little differently, see how we like it. I’m on mobile so I hope the format is okay

Soldier

- Very grabby, loves to have his hands all over you, all the time

- Stops you from cleaning sometimes because “a man should be able to take care of his own messes!”

- Calls you sweetheart every time he addresses you, but it’s very clearly not the sarcastic way he does with the boys

Scout

- He used to think he was an ass man. Now he knows that he adores both T&A.

- Loves your cooking so much, and he also always wants to cook with you because it really reminds him of home.

- He’ll give you a big squeeze while you’re trying to do something.

- Might lead to fucky fucky.

- Loves your kisses, you have such soft lips

- Buries his face in your tits and takes a nap like that because mm comfy

Demo

- Loves your...pillows, as he might call them

- Definitely a great place to rest when he gets drunk

- Makes you fruity cocktails for all you do for him

- Falls asleep in weird positions and you’ll take a blanket and throw it over him

- When he wakes up he kisses you and thanks your for not letting him get cold

Engie

- WIFES YOU U P

- Seriously this man is such a sucker for ladies who are domestic wife material

- He won’t touch you generally unless you want him to, it’s not really his love language

- You make the best apple pie he’s ever hecking tasted

- When you two huddle up in bed at night he rests his head on you

Heavy

- Even when you’re doing stuff he’ll come over and hold u

- You try your hand at Russian cooking, it’s simple but v good

- You like to surprise him sometimes with dinner already on the table when he gets home

- It makes for sleepy cuddles afterward

Pyro

- Loves that ur squishy like a stuffed animal

- Tries to help with chores and stuff whenever he can

- Gets so excited when you pamper him

- You’ll read him bedtime stories until he falls asleep

Spy

- Pretends like he doesn’t lose his mind every time you bend over to clean something

- Buys you tight lingerie...well, it’s your size, actually, but you can guess exactly WHERE it’s tight

- He tries not to be a dirty old man all the time

- Showers you with compliments and pet names

- Master of sleepy morning snuggling, A+

Sniper

- So tired all the time, so glad to have you around

- At first before you were together he thought you were just being nice

- At some point realized you were doing it to court him and he wasted no time in telling you how much he wanted you

- Loves. Thos. Titties.

- Always hugs you from behind when you least expect it and rests his chin on top of your head

- You two have breakfast in bed sometimes

Medic

- Crazy about you, absolutely flaunting you and bragging about you to his friends

- Has probably measured the dimensions of your breasts at some point as part of some bullshit “checkup”

- As much as you like to wait on him hand and foot, he prefers to be more dominant and will (jokingly) baby you right back

- Just stuff like if you get a cut he’ll insist that he put the bandaid on you and kiss it to make it better

God that’s so WHOLESOME like. Sniper takes you out into the wilderness, maybe a walk where you stargaze and take pictures, and then medic would like take you out for milkshakes and a movie, followed by spy taking you to like Spoleto (does anyone else have that or is that local?) and you see a really amazing ballet and get to meet some very cool artists and all

And then I’m imagining for the one big date no one knows exactly what to do because they all have different ideas and then you’re like “you know what it’s my turn to decide bitches” so you play cards against humanity while watching a really shitty horror-comedy in your PJs and then have sex and fall asleep while you’re all talking about how you adore each other

I’m gonna tell you what I DON’T do....I don’t KNOW shit, I don’t GET stuff, and I don’t understand THINGS.

Medic and curious lil dummy S/O

- it’s not that you’re stupid but...

- Well, you’re really curious about everything, but are too excited to know what it is that you don’t use any critical thinking skills

- He’s really patient with you surprisingly. It seems like it would be something that might drive him up the wall, but he loves to share his interests with you

- He’ll be working on something and will tell you what he’s doing while he’s doing it

- He infodumps without realizing it a lot, which you don’t mind even if you don’t get what he’s talking about

- Sometimes he surprise kisses you to get you to shut up and stop asking questions for a little bit

- You’re too flustered for a little while after that to even comprehend anything

- Also, you don’t seem to absorb literally any information whatsoever unless he explicitly tells you every detail.