Hop On Tf2

Scout:

Runs around looking for his uniform and even checks the laundry. (Of which he never does himself)

He walks in to find you trying on his uniform. Although he's flattered and smirks at the sight of it, he can't help but try to get them back.

You end up running around the base trying to evade him but he is much faster. He grabs you by the back of the shirt collar and holds you up.

"Cough it up, 'cuz I ain't switchin' uniforms."

You give them back but he let's you try on his uniform now and again if you ask.

Soldier:

Most often if he is not in his uniform it's because he isn't wearing anything.

So there he goes, completely naked storming the base to find his uniform. Just to see you, trying it on.

Luckily he thinks he fights better in the nude.

"DON'T WORRY, MAGGOT. USE THE SUIT ALL YOU LIKE. IM GOING ALL NATURAL."

He gives you a playful swat on the back before running off whilst doing some primitive war screech.

Pyro:

You find yourself trying on Pyro's jumpsuit. It's a bit baggy but the material is cool to the touch on the inside. Presumably because Pyro has to deal with fire so frequently.

Pyro wanders in and upon seeing you in their uniform, they erupt in joyful muffling.

They hand you a flameflower and show you how to hold it and use it a little. They seem thrilled to see you dressed as them.

Medic:

Wanders around the base trying to find his uniform to change into. Asks around and checks everywhere.

Walks into base common room to see y/n gallivanting in around in his ill-fitting uniform.

"Oh my..."

He gets a giggle out of it and alerts y/n to his presence to which he then crosses his arms and smirks.

You blush and stammer to explain yourself but he stops you. He takes his glasses off and puts them on you.

"Here...'Zis will complete 'ze ensemble!" He chuckles.

Sniper:

Sniper tears his van apart looking for his uniform before storming into the base to search further.

He walks in on y/n striking poses and dancing around on top of the table as the other mercs watch and laugh. Something about wearing his clothes makes you feel like you're in magic mike.

Sniper glares daggers into y/n's skull as he stands in the doorframe.

Y/n freezes as Sniper looks as though he will hunt you down and repossess the clothes himself.

Spy:

Spy begrudgingly hunts for his missing suit and mask. His angered french muttering between drags of cigarette ring through the base.

He hears some commotion from the room over and decides to cloak and sneak in. He sees y/n trying on his suit.

Y/n can feel hands adjusting the lapels and cuffs of the suit. Spy's cloak fades and he can be seen altering the suit to look correctly.