Mercs with a pregnant lover,,,please go ham on quirks or protective behaviors i would die for paternal mercs
Oh my god. Ooooh my god. OoOooOOOhHHHMy GO
Soldier
- VERY EXCITED TO BE A DAD
- you know that stupid happy grin he pulls in the comics? Itâs that, every time he thinks about it
- It almost...grounds him a little bit? Heâs more sane and down to earth now that youâve got a little one on the way
- Starts trying very hard not to randomly yell all the time
- Still says the same stuff tho, but he says it to ur pregnant tum
- Shushes other people if theyâre being too loud around you
- Secretly hopes you have a girl
Scout
- This fucking guy. He canât shut up about it. Tells his friends, absolutely boasts about it
- When you told him you were pregnant he just whispered âOh my god weâre having kidsâ and got all teary eyed about it
- Will gladly indulge your weird cravings (chocolate covered pickles or some shit) and uh...might actually join in because letâs face it heâll put some questionable stuff into his mouth
- Tends to your every need, offers to do literally anything and everything for you
- You were already his queen but this is a new level of dedication
- Total adoration. Heâs so excited.
Demo
- Shocked because?? What the fuck he never imagined being a dad
- High key sobers up and gets clean because he wants to set a really good example for his kid(s)
- Supports you throughout pregnancy, sits with you and will rub your back when it hurts
- Sings to you and the baby
- Paints the nursery room and decorates it with you
Engie
- âOh, youâre pregnant? Well here let me draw up plans for a whole fully-equipped crib that is entirely safety proofed and-â
- Way overplans for everything!
- Bought the exact same baby clothes in several different colors, baby-proofs the entire house....youâre only like four months along.
- Honey slow down
- If you didnât want to have the baby sleep in a crib in your own bedroom he would literally have built an entire one-room extension on the base with soundproofing and everything (it almost happened)
- Definitely sets up an extra sentry outside ur window...just in case
Heavy
- BEAR HUSBAND
- Picks you up and holds you and is like âmess with my s/o and you fucking dieâ
- Tells his family; they are so happy for you!!!
- Heâs kinda overprotective, doesnât like for you to be by yourself for too long
- Side note: Zhanna is the BEST sister in law and offers to babysit in the future. Somehow you donât foresee it ending terribly well.
- He wants to teach his child how to read very early on in life and gets both English and Russian childrenâs books
- As the due date comes closer he gets more and more excited and you talk about it more often
- Just.....family
Pyro
- *muffled âHUDDAH!!â*
- Paints the room into pyroland; rainbows, unicorns, cotton candy clouds - you name it, itâs in there
- Except that uh...it was all just straight up murals of fire at first. Some of it stayed, but you worked the nicer stuff in
- Super excited when your baby bump becomes more noticeable
- Full of love
Spy
- initially, he is extremely nervous about having a kid
- After all....last time he did, it didnât go so well. Heâs still very shameful about it.
- However, when he sees you light up talking about your future together with a child he canât help but smile and encourage your vision
- He is determined not to repeat his past mistakes and stays by your side the whole way through
- He adores you and will always be ready to protect you and your baby
Sniper
- Gets all sniffly and just brings you in wraps his arms around you and tells you how much he loves you
- He doesnât think that heâs fit to be a dad, but nearly every day you tell him how great heâll be, and he feels just a little more confident
- Will off a motherfucker if they say anything to you that makes you even mildly upset
- Buys so many animal books. So many.
- Cleans and cooks for you especially on days when itâs a little worse
- Still in total disbelief that he will be Dad Manâ˘
Medic
- Usually heâs not all touchy feely but after you tell him youâre pregnant this changes drastically
- Lifts you off your feet in a sweeping, strong hug and giggles while kissing you
- Becomes...very soft....
- Unless someone tries to fuck with you and then wow that is far too graphic to go over in a cute fluff post
- He checks your health very often and makes sure you get everything you need
- Very good at helping thru morning sickness, and afterwards he sits with you for a while and pets your tummy absentmindedly while you rest and he reads
- Somehow, the entire situation calms him down as a person and heâs just kind of mellow and lovey.
A/N: I may be going on a temporary hiatus for about a week or so to get settled into college. I am not leaving you!!! I shall be back shortly. Thank you all so much for choosing to follow me, and I look forward to writing more for you soon!







