#tf creator

Unicron: After becoming a god, I separated my divinity from my body and spirit, leaving behind only a self that was as naive and bewildered as my past self on their first day as a sentient being

Unicron: The "me" you see before you now is that "divinity," and the human counterpart I left behind, I named "Y/n." 

Unicron: They could feel joy, sorrow, and everything in between. They could be as vain and conceited, or as meek and vulnerable as they wished... 

Unicron: Their strengths were of a kind only a human could possess, as were their shortcomings...

Unicron*He holds an orb with a kaleidoscope of mirrors showing you in your best and your worst with a voice that sounded so much in love and adoration* But in my optics, Y/n's humanity was what made them perfect. They were perfectly human in every way... the person I always wanted to be once

Unicron: Anyway — so then I cursed them~

Unicron: ...All part of the plan, of course, the plan to deceive the Creator and Primus

13 Primes: ...

Unicron:  Under the curse I placed on them, so long as I, Unicron's divinity, continued to exist, they could not die, but nor were they free to live their lives in the pursuit of happiness...

Megatronus: ...But Y/n is only human, aren't they? 

Prima: Even though they have had a long life, their mind is no stronger than that of any other ordinary human being!

Zeta Prime: I cannot begin to fathom what they have had to endure... It must have been torture for them

Unicron: It has indeed. And although they are, in a sense, "me" in human form... I most definitely owe them an apology for it...

Unicron: It's been 8,500 years... 

Unicron: ...And all along, they've been playing their part in the most unimaginably long, unbearably lonely, and agonizingly painful opera of all time...

Look i'm sleep deprived, and imma do what i want-If that means ANGST, so fraggin be it...I wanted a furina inspired reader for a while now...

UNICRON PAPA MADE US IMMORTAL WITH NO FRAGGIN POWER, JUST THE TITLE OF BEING UNICRON WHISPERER AND THE MECH BEEN ON MUTE FOR 8,500 YEARS

So you guys think...Unicron knows ALL languages of earth?...like either he invented them or we did, hearing him and he eventually, like a good dad, became fluent in ALL his spawn's languages, whether dead languages like latin or modern English...

So throughout history, do you think we taught him the new language and culture, beliefs, and he rolls with them, respecting each one for his spawns in different continents, in my head, he is thinking

Unicron: My children are inviting me into their cute new secret language to talk shit about others...YES NEW INSULTS IN ALL THE LANGUAGES!

Of course, like little shits we teach him the BRAND NEW CURSING, he enjoys it...

So yeah... Unicron and I can be seen talking Spanish with the gossip

It's really a cute idea tbh that he took his time to know all the languages of his spawns, some he would be sad that they became "dead languages" either because those who created them or spoken are no more

Either way, Unicron has blast on holidays in each continent he visits his babies

But he does...at times feels like he can't keep up with the news slang

So Unicron, both his creator AND primus...for them to suffer or at least show off he gets em better,eeh he doesn't he a dad-

Teen!Y/n:Rizz!

Primus: What's that?...

Unicron: It's short for "Charisma." The kids say it

Primus: Thank you-

Creator:Is that right?...

Unicron*Nods at that*

Creator*Lizard slow blink looking at the board, As their grandchildren try to teach it slang*Wow...I feel like a stroke victim-

Unicron & Primus*Both instantly wheezed at their creator*!?!?

Creator: Something's going on in this world, A-and they're not even calling me...

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@revelboo

@aurox031

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Not the Minimoo's working together to destroy the fence to play with the hot single cowhumans from Unicron's farm, while Farmer Primus is calling them-

Minimoos*On their way to destroy the fench with the hay*!!!

Farmer!Primus*Is on a call with his creator*You know- WHAT THE FRAG!?HEY!?TAILGATE!?NOOOOOO!?!

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Unicron*With a shogun on top of his farmroof, lollipop on his mouth as he gets READY to shoot them the minute they land on his property and try to taint his precious babies*... that's right, ya fraggers, the minute ya step in ya meeting ya makers~

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When the Creator is a Multi-shipper but wants to know who is end game...and tries to Push Unicron to get Conjux/Marriage into your life, but Unicron knows his spawns...he knows what he basically BIRTHED you guys,And you all may love him, but not even HIM can tell YOU or the others what to do, He warned creator on his way to influence you...but they came back annoyed

Creator: I blame you. Stubbornness is entirely from your side of the family

Unicron*Smiles amused with his dad's reading glasses, reading the Galactic news* I mean, I'm your own sparkling, but I digress. I take it the talk didn’t go too well.

Creator: I don’t know what to do.

Unicron: Speak to them, Creator

Creator: I do speak to them, but they all just don’t listen!

Unicron: Come on, now. Pretend I’m Y/n. Speak to me. What would you say?

Creator: I can’t do this!

Unicron* His creator makes a face at him* Sure, you can. There! There! That’s my Carrier & Sire! Right, here we go-

He starts talking in a high-pitched girlie voice, pretending to be You

Unicron: I don’t want to get married! I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen, firing arrows into the sunset!~

Creator:..I blacked out, do that once more-

tagging

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