#tf fluff

Rumble & Frenzy are trying to hook their carrier with his nice human friend...

Rumble & Frenzy: You mind if we slyly mention that you’re single?

Soundwave: Warning: Please do not do that...

Frenzy: You won’t even bloody fraggin' notice!

Rumble: Yeah, Boss, you won't notice!

Y/n, entering: Oh, Soundwave, there you are! I got two for one on Elephant plushies in a craine machine! Want one?

Rumble & Frenzy: Boss is single!

Soundwave:...

The idea that humans need soft cushiony surfaces to recharge and be comfy, as well as piles of fabrics over them to stay warm, and plush squares under their heads to insure maximum recharge capabilities are met. The idea that humans need that makes bots go wow so soft. But then for humans they're like "you just lay on hard metal surfaces?? Isn't that uncomfortable?" And the bot is like "no? Why would it be?" And they worry when they're sleeping with a human in their berth and have nothing plush to offer them to sleep with whehwh just the metal birth and their metal frame ehbehe the differences must be confusing for both groups and the urge to want the other to be comfortable is probably stressful (moreso a concern for the bot rather than the human))

(((And Ofc if ur sleeping on a hard surface ur neck and back will be stiff too which just perpetuates the guilt in the bot ehehehebbw)))

Rant over thank u for ur time 💖

This actually goes pretty well with my other headcanon, which is that Cybertronians almost NEVER move around in their sleep. Humans do so we don't get sore or keep pressure on certain muscles for too long, but Cybertronians tend to lay stock-still, arms at their sides, unmoving the entirety of their recharge cycle. So it isn't unfeasible for a human to bring just some extra padding up on top of their robot partner for late night cuddles.

And How You and Your Autobot/Decepticon sweetheart relationship is revealed to your family(can be blood family or found family) and how he was expecting to be cursed out by the one who you hold higher respect towards too,For many reasons one he is alien,2 he is SO much older than you,3 the size and culture diff,4 the fact he brought a war to earth...so on an so fourth but when he and the person have a one on one

Bot/Con*Nervously going throught all the scenarios of rejection*I-is this where you will hand me earth money to make me leave y/n?

Family:Did you think i pay you to leave y/n?-With their personality who else would want them but you!

Family:We were all starting to lose hope,so what if your an alien robot...soldier,We'll take anything at this point-

Kinger reader...just this human who has gone completely insane but is totally harmless, somehow alive and possibly been alive far longer than cybertronians realize...overtime some bots would reach up to kinger reader as a sire figure, once they realize darkness gives you clarity, finding out you once had a spouse but they are long gone...so your a widow, smart, caring and funny but wrapped around a cruel shell of insanity...

Whirl*Points to the random human in the ship, welcoming new ship members into the swerves bar*We've been searching for years, Old Y/n supposedly has been here in this ship the longest out of all of us!~

Whirl*Making a servo gesture to his helm to show your crazy*THATS WHY THEY'RE CRAAAZZZZYYY!~

Kinger!Y/n*Looks around in a dazed*Huh, did someone say something about an insect collection?

New crew members*Weirded out by the human*...

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Kinger!Y/n: All right, crew! I may not know what's going on, or who is going on, or when is going on, or why is going on... but I do know where is going on, and it's out on that planet. So, let's go break some tailbones, crew!

The first crew members clap at your outburst of leadership, while the newer ones are left confused as to why they let this lunatic old organic be here at meetings, especially Megatron...

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You and Megatron are alone in a dark hallway, and he somehow gets a one-on-one with the ship's insane human having a moment of clarity...

Kinger!Y/n: I'm normally not too good with memories. But being surrounded by darkness always… brings me back to a certain time. Right after my spouse had… died… I don't recall the exact string of events, but we both ended up in the fort together, And it was dark...

Megatron*Is surprised to know you were once conjuxed and worst to know your spouse perished, to cybetronians when your conjuxed dies, it's like a part of you dies with them, he looks down at you and dares to ask*What...were they like?

Kinger!Y/n: she was funny, creative, really into entomology... I used to hate bugs, but... she somehow got me to like them... It's not the most cheerful memory, but... It's one I at least have control over...

Megatron*Doesnt know what to say, after all, even when your insane moments and your clarity, you never once treated him like a monster for his past actions as warlord*...thank you for sharing this with me

Kinger!Y/n*Smiles and actually reaches to give his arm a comforting pat, unafraid of him* Don't be so harsh on yourself, Believe it or not your doing a lot better when you first arrived, everyone here has their own demons they are trying to escape, we've all done things we ain't proud of...I know how it can feel. this quest... Sometimes it all just feels... pointless

Kinger!Y/n*Looks now into his red optics with more grounded gaze than ever*But it's not. Not if you have people who care about you. Good memories can do a lot. Hold onto them... and cherish the people around you. You never know when they'll be gone. In this universe, the worst thing you can do is... make someone think they're not wanted or loved...

Megatron*Feels a lump on his intake at you saying that and does indeed remember the good days before he was a warlord, and the people he is trying to mend his relationship with, Optimus, Soundwave, and even Ratchet*...

Kinger!Y/n*Smiles and simply pats his servo, letting him recollect himself*...

Ravage*Who was hiding in secret hearing this, left opting there, finally someone who can help Megatron for the better, sending an update to Soundwave*...

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So you guys think...Unicron knows ALL languages of earth?...like either he invented them or we did, hearing him and he eventually, like a good dad, became fluent in ALL his spawn's languages, whether dead languages like latin or modern English...

So throughout history, do you think we taught him the new language and culture, beliefs, and he rolls with them, respecting each one for his spawns in different continents, in my head, he is thinking

Unicron: My children are inviting me into their cute new secret language to talk shit about others...YES NEW INSULTS IN ALL THE LANGUAGES!

Of course, like little shits we teach him the BRAND NEW CURSING, he enjoys it...

So yeah... Unicron and I can be seen talking Spanish with the gossip

It's really a cute idea tbh that he took his time to know all the languages of his spawns, some he would be sad that they became "dead languages" either because those who created them or spoken are no more

Either way, Unicron has blast on holidays in each continent he visits his babies

But he does...at times feels like he can't keep up with the news slang

So Unicron, both his creator AND primus...for them to suffer or at least show off he gets em better,eeh he doesn't he a dad-

Teen!Y/n:Rizz!

Primus: What's that?...

Unicron: It's short for "Charisma." The kids say it

Primus: Thank you-

Creator:Is that right?...

Unicron*Nods at that*

Creator*Lizard slow blink looking at the board, As their grandchildren try to teach it slang*Wow...I feel like a stroke victim-

Unicron & Primus*Both instantly wheezed at their creator*!?!?

Creator: Something's going on in this world, A-and they're not even calling me...

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When the Creator is a Multi-shipper but wants to know who is end game...and tries to Push Unicron to get Conjux/Marriage into your life, but Unicron knows his spawns...he knows what he basically BIRTHED you guys,And you all may love him, but not even HIM can tell YOU or the others what to do, He warned creator on his way to influence you...but they came back annoyed

Creator: I blame you. Stubbornness is entirely from your side of the family

Unicron*Smiles amused with his dad's reading glasses, reading the Galactic news* I mean, I'm your own sparkling, but I digress. I take it the talk didn’t go too well.

Creator: I don’t know what to do.

Unicron: Speak to them, Creator

Creator: I do speak to them, but they all just don’t listen!

Unicron: Come on, now. Pretend I’m Y/n. Speak to me. What would you say?

Creator: I can’t do this!

Unicron* His creator makes a face at him* Sure, you can. There! There! That’s my Carrier & Sire! Right, here we go-

He starts talking in a high-pitched girlie voice, pretending to be You

Unicron: I don’t want to get married! I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen, firing arrows into the sunset!~

Creator:..I blacked out, do that once more-

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Sparkling*Hitting his sire head with a human frying pan*NOT THE MAMA!NOT THE MAMA! NYOT THE MAMA!

Sire*Looks at his spawn*You do that ONE more time and im gonna throw you accross the room...

Sparkling:...

Sparkling: NYYYYYYYYOOOOOOT THEEEE MAAAAAMAAAH!-

Y/n*Coming in with the house with groceries only to see your child flug above you*!?!

Sparkling*Having fun but then slams into the wall and already coming into the room towards him*WEEEEEEEH!UFFFF!...AGAIN!!!

Y/n*You turn to give your conjux that disbelief with rage*....

Sire:...

I mean...who do you guys see? I mean, to cybertronians being flung to a wooden wall as baby nothing maybe playful, and you know your baby blitlet is sturdy, but that's YOUR baby

Plus its funny for me how aliens get with a human and realized, you MAY be now married, you did some freaky alien ritual that connects your souls or hearts...but when a baby is born you are no longer the priority, The baby is the #1 in your human spouse heart and they will cut you if they see their baby being flung or pushed too hard...

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