#textaspen

Everly: MY LOVES! (and others.) It's that time again! While the Americans get ready to celebrate the gentrification or whatever of an entire race, it's time for us all to gather and get drunk for our own special little holiday! It's Little Misses birthday, which means it's time for us to all get drunk and share memories and other such horror stories as we celebrate the birth of the youngest Princess! :D I've got food, G-rated drinks and alcohol for us who need it, so don't worry about bringing anything but your face to my place!

Everly: For everybody but Aspen because it's her special day and she deserves not to be burned alive today*!

Everly: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!