Everly Pan

@hollieholla: ☹😬🥺 Why would anyone do that? I'm baby. That's mean.

@hollieholla: NEAT! I do not, but also penguins scare me. So if you find one...please warn me so I can be safely locked away!

@hollieholla: 🥺🥺bless u. Kind angel🥺🥺

@hollieholla: so....who has the power to make things float. I would love to have a flying reindeer pal, please and thank you!

Left on Ronnie’s doorstep, wrapped with a card:

Merry Tricksmas!

This may shock you, but I don’t really know how to find The Perfect Gift. So I found the perfect FOUR! 

Your Secret Santa,

Everly

“I never actually gave it any thought? I haven’t had the opportunity, if you get what I mean,” Posey shrugged. “Well I did once but I chickened out. Anyway, I don’t know what I’d do! What do you think I’d do?”

Everly hummed, rubbing her chin in feigned contemplation. “You’re a swallower,” she said finally with a slight nod of her head. “Definitely a swallower. A panic gagger, but a swallower.” Wrinkling her nose and tilting her head in thought, Everly made a show of eyeing the the other girl’s neck. “Yeah, definitely.” she affirmed before snorting, finally letting out the laugh she’d been holding in. “Was this the same time we talked about before?” she asked, always genuinely curious about the Walt Emergency Sexcapade with Orion they’d talked about before. Or, what could’ve been one, but that was the boring part she liked to ignore. "Did you chicken out because you didn’t know if you were going to spit or swallow and the idea of not knowing what you’d do at the big climax psyched you out? Or did you just chicken out because it was with your freaky friend and he’s--falsely, apparently--rumoured to be more experienced and the idea of being the more inexperienced one is scarier than say, killing a girl? Or was it the Sprinkles?” Everly couldn’t help the joke. It’d been long enough, right?

Covering the ears of his sleeping daughter, Rafe cocked a brow in Everly’s direction. “Why are you like this? Also…” He leaned over to make sure Tallulah really was asleep in her stroller. “Why is that important? As a guy who has had his dick sucked plenty of times, I really don’t care where it goes. And guys who do freak me out. Like, don’t you have better things to have opinions on?” 

Everly didn’t bother stifling her giggles. If she had to pick one person to rile up for the rest of her life for no reason, it’d be Rafe. He wasn’t boring per se, but he wasn’t always exciting, which always made getting any sort of response from him that more special because she never knew what to expect and that was the best experience. Shrugging off his question of why, she turned her attention to the sleeping baby. “It’s a general curiosity,” she said, smiling as she cocked her head to the side, “I mean, we all have opinions on things whether we say we do or not. You could say “I don’t care,” but your brain still had a first choice and you can’t deny that, it’s just how brains work.” she rationalized, pouting slightly that the baby was in fact asleep. She liked babies, they did so many cool thing, they made funny faces, they laughed at her funny faces, and they made fairies, what wasn’t to love about babies? “I bet your baby made the best fairy.” Everly mused aloud. “Plenty of times?” she continued without missing a beat, finally looking back up at him with a raised eyebrow, amusement written all over her face. 

Posey: lmaooooo he and Baz are both so lame, neither of them live up to their cool rumored reputations. Yeah that's what I meant! It was like regular and fun and something anyone would enjoy, like vanilla ice cream, but then he's touching your boobs and it's like WHOA SPRINKLES you know?? This is the first friend I've ever casually made out with so I really don't know how we /should/ feel about it?? All I know is that I feel super 🥰

Posey: haha he's not like that!!! idk how that rumor even got started. He's so vanilla...like, with sprinkles. At least that's how he makes out. :P But I feel like we got so preoccupied with the fire and spring break we haven't really given it a chance to get weird? SHOULD it be weird???

Posey: omg I didn't even WANT to be in there with who I was with at first! I was too high and spun the bottle all weak and it landed literally right next to me. It was Orion! And like....idk maybe? :P We weren't even gonna kiss but then one thing lead to another. I didn't even have time to process the fireworks til we were screaming about near-death!

Posey: I'm safe!!! I know a lot of people were like worried since I was locked in that closet for like, a long time. Never playing Seven Minutes in Heaven ever again, just in case of another rogue fire. 😅

Hey, random question, but if you could choose to be all fairy or all human which side would you pick? Seeing as how you’re both I just thought you might have an interesting perspective. She definitely is the type, but she’s being suspiciously nice to me right now. 

Y’know, I don’t think I’d want to be full either? I see the pros in being one or the other, but on one hand, I love flying and the freedom in brings too much to ever be just a human ,and on the other, I love my freedom and not feeling tied to one thing (like a single talent) for the rest of my life to be just a fairy. Being small would be real fun for hide and seek though! So who knows, maybe full fairy if I absolutely had to choose. But what my talent would be, I have no idea. In your Fairy Princess Expert Opinion, what do you think my talent would be? So what you’re saying is... She’s lulling you into a false sense of security because she knows it’s suspicious for her to be nice to...anybody...and it’ll make you get paranoid and you’ll start sleeping with one eye open and fall into massive sleep deprivation so that your mind and body get weaker and you’ll always be on the look out of when she is going to strike and then she never will and you’ll be like “Maybe this is what we call growth?” and then the second you think that to yourself, the micro-mannerisms you give off when while thinking to yourself will give you away and BAM! Struck. That makes sense, good of you to catch on! Orrr now that she’s had sex and all the pent up aggression that filled her teeny tiny body for the last umpteen years has finally been released and she’s cool now? Who knows. My vote is still on the first option. 

You make no sense sometimes, but we keep you around because you’re fun and pretty. Uh, yeah!!!! I hope I survive too! I’m not planning on dying early, but now I’m scared you’ve heard a rumor. 

Making no sense is the story of my life and I kinda like it that way; makes my life story more like one of those Choose Your Own Adventure books, like life should be. Fun and pretty though, I like it! No rumours, per se, I’ve just met your sister is all. She seems the type.