#toridarling

Karmen: Toto is sitting on me! I repeat, Toto is sitting on me, this is not a drill!

Karmen: I was just catching up on The Voice in the living room and PLOP a cat is now in my lap.

Who are you, the anon police?

Everly: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

[ @luikapu​ ]

Last Text to Lui:

Serenity: I swear to all that is good in this world, I learn so much about your sexual prowess via text, it’s ridiculous, lol.

Ringtone:

What’s Your Fantasy by Ludacris

[ @sagegothel​ ]

Last Text to Sage Wants Something:

Serenity: Something like that, lol. But yeah,I don’t blame you, so yeah. I still have notebooks going back to sophomore year that you can go over. Stop by Lilo’s whenever you’re free this week and I’ll let you borrow them. 

Ringtone:

I Feel Pretty from West Side Story

[ @toridarling​ ]

Last Text to Off Limits Darling:

Serenity: You’re used to me Mel and I going at it by now. On a scale of 1-10, how annoyed do you think she would be if I graduated college before her and moved to Neverland?

Ringtone:

Can I cheat here and pixie dust a car and have a flying road trip a la Harry Potter? If not, I’d still more than likely stick with the road trip. I get enough ship action and you can’t really pick who you’re travelling with with trains. So gimme an old VW bus, Tori, Aspen, Nessa, Romi and Grace and I’m set. No promises I won’t still cheat though.

Tori is such an extraordinary person, thank you.

@toridarling

Miss Tori sure is pretty, but I don’t know her real well, and I dunno if I’m exciting enough for her to wanna get to know me, either.

@toridarling

YOU TWO HAD 98% COMPATIBILITY

@toridarling, you’ll be meeting your match at 8:00 pm sharp by the fountain. She will be wearing white, and will be the girl with the blue water drop necklace. Have a lovely time!