#text:trevor

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. 

Tim: How did you get a girlfriend? Like, how does a person DO that?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. 

Tim: DUDE I WAS GONNA GO TO CAMELOT FOR NEW YEAR’S EVE BUT THEN I HEARD THAT THE FAIRIES ARE GONNA FLY UP INTO THE SKY AND SET OFF REALLY COOL FIREWORKS IN NEVERLAND, IS THAT TRUE?

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. 

Tim: I mean, Melanie’s total wife material, but I don’t know, Trevor’s advice makes me think he’s sorta not ready to be a husband. I’m gonna change my bet to Zovid getting married next, Liv. Get ready to pay up, I can feel it coming.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

Tim: I counted my dogs four times earlier and there are still only 100 :(

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

Madison: You knoooow, I bet you and Emily would have really beautiful babies. It’s not too late to end things with Melanie for her!

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. 

Madison: I just had a dream that like, you had Selena Gomez’s hair. This is totes a sign we’ve been practicing too much! 

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

Madison: I’M NO LONGER LETTING YOU USE MY CHEERLEADERS IF YOU’RE GOING TO KEEP WASTING MY TIME!

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. 

Gracie: Could you BE any more whipped? It’s kind of pathetic. 

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

Gracie: I literally do not understand why everybody wants the kind of relationship that you guys have. If I were in a relationship, I’d be way better at it than you.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

Gracie: Stop getting in the way of our practice just because you want to take constant pictures of your girlfriend!

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

Gwen: you and melanie are really heteronormative in your whole soulmate search for people and i think you should know that’s really offensive, even when i’m sober!!!!! 

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

Gwen: Hey, Emily was definitely just kissing Amelia as a stunt, right? She’s not interested in her enough to try and sabotage our relationship? Because I know that pissed off fairies get what they want, and I don’t want her to want to break us up. 

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

Gwen: As much as I complain about traditional gender roles, even I thought it was awesome seeing your flash mob proposal today. It’s hard not to be excited when you guys were as excited as you were!

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. 

Emma: You know how we talked about me wearing rolling sneakers to the wedding? Uh... do you know where I could find those. 

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

Emma: WHY HAS NO ONE ELSE EVER POINTED OUT THAT WHEN YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT FALLING IN LOVE SOMETIMES IT SOUNDS LIKE A THREAT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD?

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

Emma: Do you think that Tiger Lily’s tribes chants for rain actually work? Because my plants could really use some right now; I was dreaming about it, I’m so worried.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text

Becca: I feel like I asked you something akin to this before,  but... how did you know the difference between really, really, really liking Melanie, and loving her? How soon is too soon? When did you know you wanted to be with her forever?? Did people think you were crazy? Am I asking too many questions? 

Vic: The hospital said I can go home whenever someone can get me. They don't want me to go by myself.

trevor: why did you leave the bus

trevor: i could be eating you out right now