#trevorpan

send me a ☏ for one voicemail left by my muse on your muse's phone

“Bro, I can’t even believe I’m saying this, but if you screw up any more promposals I’m gonna like, overthrow you as leader of the Lost Boys and stop the madness. Will’s hella stressing about getting his promposal right and I’m sure everybody else is, too, and nobody’s gonna like you if you’re messing that up for them, got it? P.S. I just finished teepeeing Melanie’s house and she’s gonna think it was you unless you knock it off. You’re welcome for the incentive.”

send me a ✉ for three texts from my muse to yours

Blake → Trevor: How come that crocodile that swallowed the clock doesn’t live in Walt? If it was Captain Hook’s enemy and Captain Hook was a bad guy, then isn’t Tick Tock a good guy?Blake → Trevor: Okay I just tried to give Prince David a wedgie and couldn’t find his underwear. Can you ask Emily if he even wears any? Blake → Trevor: Dude, I saw the mud cake you left for Stella. Totally amateur, you didn’t put enough icing on it to hide the smell, she knew what it was right away.

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Merry, merry Christmas to the best boyfriend in the whole universe!

Sending you all the love in the world this Christmas, and every Christmas for the rest of our forever <3

Love, 

Melanie

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Merry Christmas, Trevor.

I think it might be a bit too late now for your flashmob proposal. If you want to make Melanie truly happy, take her somewhere special while wearing this. It’s made with a bit of pixie dust to bring you extra luck.

Love,

Emily

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Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

Emily: I don’t know why my mom’s so determined to have me love you, anyway. You’re far too scrawny; when you’re skinnier than a fairy, that’s quite unattractive, no matter how cute your face is.

Send “ ⁇ ” for a DRUNK text. 

Emily: alcohol is funnnnnnn. do yoa ad melanie ver sdo anygthing stupid that you regret whny ou’ve had it? iw booze gona make me a godf-baby-fairy someday? 

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. 

Emily: Sometimes you really irritate me, you know? You seem to think your life’s so perfect but that doesn’t give you any right to rub it in everyone’s face all the time. It’s  much easier to be happier for you and Melanie when you aren’t shoving your relationship down my throat, reminding me that no one’s ever loved me the way you two love each other.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text. 

Emily: Does it ever worry you that Melanie’s so popular with the other cheerleaders? She doesn’t even have time to spend with me at practice most days. Perhaps you should reconsider joining, just so she doesn’t forget about you while she’s there.Emily: [unsent] And so that I’m never alone. 

Send “@” for a SCARED text. 

Emily: I’ve heard some people say that they only have enough room in their heart to love a certain amount of people. Say, for instance, you and Melanie have already reached that number -- when you have children, will I be the first to go? Am I going to be left behind and forgotten? 

Send “&” for a LOVING text. 

Emily: I know I’m not always the nicest, but I hope you know I love you for being my family when no one else wanted to be, not even Emilio or Tinkerbell.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. 

Emily: Well of course I support their relationship, David, but they’re children! I’m not going to marry Melanie’s brother to be a part of their family when Trevor’s already taking his sweet time even proposing in the first place. 

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

Emily: I’m beginning to think the two of you see me more as a project than as a friend, and you can’t even begin to imagine how much that hurts. 

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

Blake: Hey little guy, wanna go for a ride on my tree?

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

Blake: Do you and Melanie do weird Romeo and Juliet roleplay shit in bed? I gotta know for the betting pool I’m starting :-p

If you ever really feel too fun for Auradon to handle, you could always move to Neverland! We’re all about the fun over here, and we don’t care how dirty your feet are.

Thanks for the offer, little guy. I kinda like it right where I am but if Will ever stops letting me drag him off to be fun, I might have to start visiting Neverland more than I already do.