a whole new world

How do clouds help images last longer???? I like the sound of tossing things into a forgotten wing of Camelot though, I’m pretty sure thats our version of spring cleaning around here tbh. MAKE FUN OF ANYTHING ELSE BABE BUT NO ONE CAN CALL ME BORING, THATS THEM RULES! Am I lucky or have I been so good at girlfriending that this sort of thing falls right into our wheelhouse?? Hey, I’d only want to do the do with Bethany if we got wishes out of it but otherwise I feel you - and I could never hate you for not sleeping with someone else, like, as your girlfriend, I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to hate you if you did want to sleep with someone else. But that isn’t a convo we need to have unless you want to, its pretty low on the priority list for me. Its a hard pick, but ass and lips have gotta top the list or else I’m probably not gaying hard enough.

The cloud means stuff can never be deleted like, ever! It gets uploaded to some server even when you don’t realize it’s floated away like that. Seriously? That sounds like the Room of Requirement in Harry Potter, I’d love to go see all the junk you have piled up in there. I DON’T THINK YOU’RE BORING, I THINK TECHNOLOGY’S BORING, THAT’S NOT THE SAME! You and boring in the same sentence was a little confusing, though. You’ve been very good at girlfriending, I’ve got to give you mad props for that. I never knew a relationship could be this easy. I would never sleep with someone else unless you were there -- although a threesome would probably be pointless, I feel like we’d end up mostly neglecting whoever the third person there would be. And it would be unnecessarily difficult to find someone that isn’t like, contaminated with Gavin germs somehow. I like things with you just the way they are. What would be the less gay answers? Have boys ruined boobs for us all?

Gavin: ive literally never been less jealous in my life

Gavin: youve quoted way weirder stuff, im in heart distressssss gimme some slack :-P

Gavin: i just asked her over the internet and she said sure, that counts right?

Gwen: Uh huh. So imagine Bethany and Gracie are having sex, who are you jealous of?

Gwen: But you're YOU, I'm me and like pop-culture more than you do :-p

Maya: Weird choice of best friend :-P omm did people not realize how freaking gay you are?

Maya: Phones are better :-P If you wanna delete the whole thing you can but for scrapbooks you have to burn it or something.

Maya: Jafar's fat now :-P If that makes you feel good lol. WHY did you have to add the 'not literally' just as a beautiful plan was taking shape D:< Those are pretty cool things, I guess. Important, too, espcially since this kingdom isn't going to have a queen for once.

Gwen: Opposites attract :-p APPARENTLY. My own brother was shook, stupid heteronormative society. I'm so glad the King's marrying another guy even if the idea of two dudes ruling the country isn't my favorite. At least it makes the gay factor more acceptable around here.

Gwen: LOL you can delete it but ti's still saved in some like virtual server somewhere, apparently. The internet is a weird thing.

Then you weren’t listening, but why should I be surprised? That seems typical of your little squad.

Yeah… I know what bait looks like, but I’m a fish that’s not going to get onto your hook. Good try, Emily.

Maya: The oldest sibling seems like kind of a dick and the youngest seems so...girly. Zac's def the best of the three of them if they are the most diff Auradon has to offer :-P

Maya: Can't u put memories on a phone???? Who needs a book when this phone holds, like, everything?

Maya: Say what you want about villains, but back at the Isle? The women ruled :-P Maleficent was the big bad and everyone knows chicks made the most powerful villains; no one ever stopped you from having something because you were a girl, if you earned it by being scary, you earned it. It's kinda weird to me that Auradon is a utopia but is way weirder about any gender roles than my old home was tbh. What exactly are you guys doing to change that tho?

Gwen: Uh huh... I mean, Zoe's been my best friend for as long as I can remember, but Zac's a good one. People used to think we were gonna get married lol

Gwen: It's what they did before phones, I guess, and some people think they're cuter or more sentimental.

True! And momentary rewards are better than permanent physical ones anyway, those just gather dust on the shelves and make it harder to move out of your dad’s place once you turn 18. YOU CAN’T CALL ME OLD OR BORING, I’M THE MOST EXCITING PERSON IN YOUR LIFE! And I grew up in Camelot! We’re, like, stuck in the Stone Ages there, it’s totally normal that I’m behind on the tech stuff, especially when I have a very hot girlfriend to show me the ropes. I don’t know the “science” of tats but, like, anything’s possible? And even if it isn’t, we could also get Bethany to grant me a magical tattoo wish - would you be down to give her a threeway if that’s what it took? I’d do it for you! Oh, hip bones are the best. Top three body parts for sure, especially on you.

Take a picture, thanks to the cloud it makes them last longer, and then just toss them in a box in an abandoned wing, never to be seen again. YOU ARE BUT THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU IMMUNE FROM SOME GOOD-NATURED RIBBING NOW AND AGAIN. You’re lucky your very hot girlfriend likes you enough to spare a few minutes of time that you could be doing other things with her on your tech woes, just saying. Um… are you going to hate me if I say no, I’m not down? I mean, not because she’s not hot and I’m not open to that discussion if that’s something you really want, but because ew, do you know how many times she’s slept with my brother? I don’t want to overlap hookups! What are the other two? I mean, I have a few guesses but I’d rather get it straight from the source. 

Gavin: weird. i don't like that guy *shrugs*

Gavin: i doubt it lmao she's HER she's always got her head in the game and not in the song

Gavin: i'll try it :-P and hey maybe if she is going crazy about this too prom would be a good place to find out iuno

Gavin: so what r u and ur crew doing for prom??

Gwen: Jealous is NOT a good look on you, Gav :-p

Gwen: You... just quoted High School Musical... and called yourself a song... I need time to process this.

Gwen: Just get over yourself and ask her. Maybe like, get a goal at a tourney game and then have the scoreboard light up, Gracie, Prom? After you score.

Well, of course I can’t make this mandatory but it’s really just politer to follow the proposed rules so we can all shine in our own unique ways. And I mean, now that this has been put into play, if you’re wearing the same dress as someone who signed up and you didn’t sign up… well, you’re the one that just looks like a big jerk, aren’t you?

Girls thinking other girls are jerks because they have the same fashion taste is so unevolved and petty. All you’re doing is convincing me more and more than your system is screwed up and backwards.

Maya: He's a dude :-P Literally, all dumb.

Maya: Zac's weird is at least not boring. He's better than the wanna-be minions on the Isle, that's all.

Maya: Wtf is a scrapbook?

Maya: You're a good egg.

Maya: Seriously, tho, you're kind of cool. And Zac's only ever had good shit to say about you. Can I ask why ur dating the family of that bitch Arthur then??? Or is that "overstepping"?

Maya: Also if the FG asks, let her know how polite I was, mkay?? We get class credit for asking permission.

Gwen: He's pretty good at thinking for himself; all the Atlantica kids are pretty different.

Gwen: Like... a book where you put in memories and stuff, so you can remember them later.

Gavin: ugh u mean u actually talk to fish-for-brains?

Gavin: lmao literally

Gavin: NO

Gavin: i mean, like, she isn't into me

Gavin: she's HER

Gavin: i was toying arund with the idea of asking her to prom tho lmao like casually u know is that weird

Gwen: He hangs out with Becca now, they sit at our lunch table sometimes *shrugs*

Gwen: She IS her, but you were never supposed to have feelings either. Maybe she's feeling just as screwed as you are right now :-p

I’m the best girl around now? I feel honored, but where’s my trophy? The best gets trophies! I don’t actually know how to bookmark things but I screencapped, like, a bunch of it and have them as an album on my phone, which is almost good enough, right? Is it possible to get tatts that look like henna? Because it looks seriously dope, like, good enough to be its own design. The hottest place? I kind of have a thing for tattoos on hipbones, tbh, but that might just be because I have a thing for hip bones.

Hey, no one said anything about me owing you trophies, I thought I was giving you plenty of rewards as it is! Babe... You sound like my parents trying to use the internet right now. “Gwen, come show me how to minimize a window; Gwen, how do I get the scanner to work?” I mean -- I’m not saying you’re old and boring, but maybe we should give you a quick lesson on that. I don’t know, I’ve never researched it but if you can get permanent color tattoos I don’t see why your permanent tattoos couldn’t be henna colored to give off the illusion? I like hip bones... easy to hide, fun to show off, fun in other ways...