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Wendy and Michael being cousins

They’re probably like…step cousins I think

The only times they actually hang out is during family gatherings

tbh i feel like they don’t get along well

he probably told her that stan was a part of their emo group for a bit after they broke up

he probably keeps trying to get wendy to go goth

she probably dressed goth one time and stan nearly had a heart attack

they probably talk sometimes

they go to the same school and wendy probably just ignores him

but during family gatherings she’ll go through his socials and try to talk him out of posting emo quotes for no reason

overall they’re pretty tight

i can’t think of much for this i’m sorry :((

Bebe Stevens paintball headcanons

She’s really good with guns

I kinda headcanon she has an older brother?? He was maybe in college while the show took place

And he probably taught her how to shoot and such

She has a pistol

But she’s really great at paintball

So she probably invites most of the kids in the class to go paintballing with her

Cartman just came along because he found out the rest of the boys were going

so he probably thought ‘hey because bebe is a girl i can kick her ass’

He was out first

She dominated the paintball arena for sure

It probably came down to her and butters lmao

Butters was scared shitless and Bebe eventually won