#paintball

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Jaskier: so… I’m going to need your help today.

Eskel: who’s help?

Jaskier: all of you

Ves: ok… with what?

Jaskier: painting!

Everyone: *groans*

Geralt: do we have to?

Jaskier: yes! I’ve got all the outlines done. All you have to do is paint.

Everyone: *grumbles*

Everyone shows up to where Jaskier has set up the canvases.

Jaskier: *hands them all safety goggles and paintball guns*

Suddenly, everyone is very into it.

Lambert: YOU DIDN’T TELL ME I’D BE SHOOTING THINGS!

Aiden: *bouncing*

Jaskier: what would be the fun it telling you? Now, there are 3 canvases. Split up into teams of 2 and get to work, please! Best work will get a prize.

Everyone: FUCK YEAH!!!

(They do love a competition)

Lambert: come on, cat! We have the best aim in the keep! We’re gonna KILL it!

(Lambert gets covered in paint and bruises because everyone uses extra paint balls to shoot at him for that comment. He’s loving it and having the time of his life.)

Results look something like this:

(Work from Ink Master, Season 12, Ep. 14: Unfriendly Fire)

Later Jaskier asks Lambert to help him again. He’s designed a canvas that needs paint bombs. He needs Lambert to design and detonate the bombs for him.

Lambert suddenly REALLY likes painting.

One bomb mysteriously appears in Valdo Marx’s dressing room the following spring.

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