#michael headcanons

a/n: just a little something to feed you guys until my other works come out in the next few days!

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bad era!michael... who won't hesitate to buy you something when you're upset. whether it's an expensive purse, shoes, or jewelry, he's completely supportive of the fact that your closet continues to fill up with each passing day.

and when he's on tour and you two are calling late at night, you casually let it slip that one of your heels broke the other day. Michael quickly tells you to go on a shopping trip tomorrow to replace it, as if it was his fault your heel broke.

bad era!michael... who loathes any position where he can't see your face and reactions during sex. for example, reverse cowgirl or doggy style just don't feel personal or intimate enough for him. the only time he obliges is when you two are drunk or you're literally begging for it.

bad era!michael... who makes love to you the entire night before he has to get on a plane for his tour the next morning. on nights like this, his favorite position is missionary, and he always ends up crying into your shoulder about how much he's going to miss you as he shoots his load deep in your core. you pet his hair softly as you both catch your breaths, comforting him and remembering his scent because you won't see him for weeks.

bad era!michael... who's secretly loves when you slip a nude photo into his suitcase whenever he's off on tour. you know he won't be able to see you for a while, so like the sweet girl you are, you decide to give him something to soothe his needs while he's away.

and when he's alone in his hotel room after a long day of performing, his only thought is to pull out the photos of your bare body, shoving his boxer briefs down his thighs, and jerking off to you. he misses you so much that he calls you straight after, and even though it's early in the morning for you and you're thousands of miles away, you always pick up to hear his whiny voice on the other end.

bad era!michael... who is such a sensitive loverboy at heart that whenever he's not busy during the tour, he's on the phone with you. and i mean it's constant. he complains to you about the people he works with or cries to you about how rude the media is to him. either way, it always ends with him fisting his length to your voice, whining and whimpering for you to touch yourself too, because all he wants is to hear your sweet moans.

A little headcanons on my favourite yandere novel boy

A Michael_Beloved animatic about his final moments, because he is an underappreciated character, and has so much potential.

A ramble about him under cut.

TWs:

- bugs

- bones

- talk of death and decay

- I think there is a slight flash but I'm unsure? So flashing warning just in case

Rich right? :D I'm so sorry if it's not Rich but I just assumed it's him because I lowkey didn't watch the show in so long (I gotta do it again sometime soon I miss the loser the geek or whatever)

CD burning! Michael makes CD's for the people that he loves because they combine two of the things he likes the most: music and the true 90's spirit. He got Rich into the bands that he likes and now they both jam to Bob Marley etc.

Long car rides after dark (a stop at 7/eleven for Slushies is mandatory) they put on some music and sing with their windows rolled down without care in the world.

Rich is actually good with video games so they meet up in Michael's basement and just play Doom or smth all night Christine and Jeremy often join them.

Double dates with Christine and Jeremy! They go to cinema's and fast food restaurants. Bonus: They saw Hamilton (the movie) in teathers. Michael and Christine came dressed up and Rich and Jeremy had to accept that.

They spend HOURS on the phone when they aren't together. They literally call each other almost every evening to do their HW together. It's like 40% of actually working and 60% yapping (me and my friend did that she told me about Taylor Swift and stuff :D)

They also love sleepovers. A pillow fight always breaks out and they get popcorn and drink Dr. Pepper.

Rich posts so much Michael on his Instagram it's almost as if his account was a fan page. He also tags those photos with some corny ahh # like "my one and only" "true love" "relationship goals"

They also send each other those memes that are like [insert two characters] captioned "us?" Or send each other links to song that remind them of the other.

Michael got Rich into kandai so now they both have matching bracelets! And it's one of the small gifts they like to give the other. Rich also got a bracelet that says "drink water" because he'll lowkey forget to do that.

Ah they also play D&D with Christine and Jeremy! They spent almost all summer doing that. Best summer in Rich's whole life may I add.

Michael got Rich on the hellsite (tumbrl) and now he tags him in all of the posts that remind him of Rich. They also reblog each other's stuff.

Rich watched Stranger Things and convinced Michael to do that too. Suprisingly he did like it and now they both ship Byler. (They wrote a 20K words fanfic about that and posted it on Michael's ao3)

When they move in together they get a cat and a dog (probably golden retriever and an orange cat) The cat's name is Pac-Man and the dog is named Mario.

Michaels' moms absolutely love Race! They couldn't be happier with who their son is dating and even when they got married and moved in they're still invited for a dinner on Saturday.

After dinner they always watch some crappy reality TV like the real housewives. No one really likes the show but it's fun, it's entertaining and it's the tradition.

Also Rich and Michael watch a few episodes of some series' every Friday. They once decided to watch the last of Us and for a completly unrelated reason Rich wanted to sleep extra close to Michael for the next week of so.

Rich became a teacher when he grew up (Michael makes video games but that's unrelated) and his students met Michael on a few occasions when he stopped by to bring his husband the lunch he forgot to pack. They all think he's very cool and always ask Rich about him and their pets. He was forced to show them pictures of their cat on like five different occasions.

Okay, THIS IS A HARD ONE BECAUSE MOST OF MY HCS ARE BASICALLY JUST SILLY LITTLE QUIRKS I THINK SOME RANDOM CHARACTER HAS, BUT—

Michael eats crayons. Pastels to be more accurate. For no reason at all.

They don't taste different for It. In fact, they don't taste at all because the sense of 'taste' It's something that Michael doesn't understand in the same way in eons of existence.

It likes the colors, but not necessarily in a synesthesic enough way to want to eat them. But It still does. It eats them.

One might think it is to cause discomfort in general public, but it is not.

Except when It is.

The disgust of seeing someone consuming something that was not made for it is certainly a source of disgust for many... But that's not who Michael targets. No... It's not 'disgust' It is looking for.

It's horror. The purest, most grotesque and utterly viceral terror that only one type of being can provide to It...

Traditional artists.

The look on their faces every time Michael does it... All the shine fading from their eyes as they watch 200 pounds worth of quality material just disappearing in front of their eyes when they didn't even get the sensation of carefully peeling the protection plastic...

Oh yes. Just perfect.

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Oh, also because It likes the crunchiness if it. Makes It's teeth happy.

Note: These are teen Michael headcanons, so his siblings are still alive and his father is not quite a murderer yet. The reader is also gn!

P.S. British people real!! 😍!!!

Michael Afton Headcanons 💜

Michael has two general moods and they depend on who he’s around. If it’s with his friends, he’s pretty much a jerk to everyone and messes with people for kicks. But when he’s with his (s/o)? He’s a total sweetheart.

He’s totally insecure about his British accent and gets embarrassed when someone mocks it. This leads him to try and mimic an American accent so that people won’t tease him. Of course, this also leads him to be frazzled when his (s/o) compliments it.

His (s/o) witnesses him eagerly trying to convince William to buy him eyeliner almost every night. Not because he’s into makeup or anything, but because he likes the way it looks on the members of his favorite band.

^ OH YEAH, HE’S TOTALLY INTO MUSIC. He’ll mention it one or two times with his friends and try to play it off as a chill thing, but his (s/o) knows better than to fall for his antics. When they’re alone, Michael rambles about his music for ages. He really, really enjoys it when his (s/o) listens and engages into what he’s saying. Even a simple happy sounding ‘mhm,’ gives him butterflies.

When Michael gets really excited or into the conversation he’s having, his voice gets louder and louder. Sometimes, when he’s with his friends, he’s the loudest voice in the entire pizzeria. He doesn’t even seem to notice it though and gets confused when someone tells him to lower his tone.

Piggyback rides. That’s all. This boy can and will pick his (s/o) up and carry them all the time. This comes as habit from picking up his little siblings when they give him ‘grabby hands.’ So, when his (s/o) even makes a slight gesture with their hands toward him, he takes it as ‘grabby hands’ and picks them up instantly.

When I tell you this boy is good at hairstyling…I MEAN HE’S GOOD. His (s/o) will walk into the room with their hair messy and he’ll just-STYLE IT IN A SNAP?? He won’t even say anything either, just start talking to them and doing their hair like it’s nothing. At first, it’s a little surprising, but they get used to it easily.

^ This goes hand in hand to him playing with his (s/o)’s hair. When they’re cuddling, he’ll start twirling their hair between his fingers or petting their head like they’re a cat.

Michael may seem like a mean older brother, but when his (s/o) goes into his room, the first thing they see is all of his gifts from his little siblings. Elizabeth’s bead jewelry she made him, Evan’s drawings he drew him, literally every single one he received from them. This being said, if his (s/o) gives him a gift - a bracelet for example, it’s not coming off until it breaks. He’ll try to down play it, but he’s absolutely obsessed with cute things like that.

Gives his (s/o) long and warm hugs, rocking back and forth. He’s only touchy in certain situations, but his hugs are absolutely to die for. When he sees his (s/o), it’s an immediate response to hug and greet them. And by greet, I mean lovingly saying their name and kissing their hand.

Pet names consist of sweetheart, love, and darling. He’s not much of a ‘babe’ or ‘baby’ guy, because he finds it a bit weird to tease Evan of being a baby/crybaby then calling his (s/o) one.

^ When he’s bullying Evan with his friends, he’ll instantly stop if his (s/o) tells him to. Even the SLIGHTEST amount of disapproval from them and boom. The game is over, he’s done. No matter if his friends keep egging him on, he’s just going to listen to his (s/o).

Sings to his (s/o). It’s a secret between them, but he likes and is really good at singing. And it’s always cute 80’s love songs.

^ Sucks at dancing though. Very. Badly. But it’s still cute to watch.

i can try!!! also i agree, i love lemmy koopa haha

Wendy and Michael being cousins and Bebe being amazing at paintball includes…