#tenderqueers

i truly believe that more of you can work then you let on. capitalism is killing us all slowly but i know some of y'all can get a job.

there will be conflict in your relationships, platonic and otherwise, and this is normal and healthy! someone is not an abuser for getting frustrated with you once. shit happens

i truly think this is a white people thing. it has to be. none of the PoC i know act like this.

all i can think about is the meme of the white nonbinary roommate yk?

But LOOK at the way these fucking grown adults who fucking "dropped" the cartoon show intended for 10 to 14 year olds (over)reacted to this it's like:

Hm. I don't know girl, why was it in Disney's Mulan (1998) and why is it excusable for you to be like, 21+ or something and be reacting this way to a fucking kids show? Maybe you should've been watching FX's Pose or something live action if you wanted your trans representation to be something a bit more challenging than like a Latina "Disney Princess" named "Turd" who's still voiced by a White Boy IRL or better yet, maybe you should've been at the club connecting with actual Trans Women your own age instead of getting this angy over children's cartoons on tumbr to the point of accusing that shows villain, voiced by Actual Queer Icon Jessica Walter of being a "pedophile" before everyone gets to hate on her some more because she's the one who gets turned into a fucking baby because that was the only logical direction for her character to go in before she goddamn fucking killed everyone like the rightful queen out MILFING her own mother that she was but I don't know, I guess that you wouldn't really understand all that because you still wear overalls.

Here's another Petty Gay Concept, if you were seriously ever going to accuse Meteora/Heinous of being a "pedophile" towards Marco because you're that chronically online, then you don't get to be using any memes of her actual, IRL voice actress to express your backhanded praise for the representational things in the show that you do like. Yes I am gate keeping you. Cry about it.

The thing that really gets me with this though is the whole: "Heinous LITERALLY EXPOSES THEIR BODY-" like, um... girls?

... I... I can't believe I even have to "debate" this for a goddamn fucking Disney cartoon for Tweens like, the villainness "exposes" but a single fucking strand of chest hair on Marco, towards their neck area and does so by yoinking the collar of the dress down in a way that only allowed said single hair strand to 'poke out' and not so much as a nipple, if "MARCO'S BODY", or "Jennifer's Body", if you wanna be cheeky was as "exposed"as y'all wanna try and cry it is, than I'm sorry, but we would've seen some goddamn fucking nipple.

But course we didn't because despite all of y'all pearl clutching and quite frankly, collectively losing your goddamn fucking minds over a goddamn fucking cartoon chest hair because y'all never consumed a piece of actual adult live action media in your lifetime and you just expect children's cartoon to fill that gap for you ... Like yeah, you're still watching a goddamn fucking kids show ... Apparently some adults in the audience were mature enough to understand what we were getting into and who the intended audience for that actually was and some of us weren't. But in the end Marco was fine.

You know who (practically) wasn't fine though? Fa Mulan.

And yeah it really makes me wonder how the spoiled raggedy anne ass bitch who came up with the Trans Marco theory and then sparked an entire chain of angry 20somethings dropping a tween cartoon that wasn't meant for them, and then talking out of their asses about the villain being a pedophile when the entire canon didn't bend over backwards to confirm Marco being Trans or not, goddamn fucking reacted to this 27 year old disney film and in particular this goddamn fucking scene with this actually goddamn fucking disgusting racial caricature just fucking manhandling the titular character and throwing her to the ground upon discovering she has tits and while she's both injured wearing pratically goddamn fucking nothing but her bandaging and her blanket ... In the snow ... and fully then expecting her to beheaded in front of everyone by sword. I mean would they burst into flames if someone reminded them that a fucking Disney Movie like this exists if they think Heinous is a pedophile and Daron Nefcy did them that bad? Would they melt? Am I being too fucking harsh right now or it the Overall Wearing Rag Dolls who are soft? I just think "PIngs" TECHNICALLY ACTUALLY NAKED BODY HERE GOT LITERALLY WAAAAAAAAY MORE EXPOSED (AND TO THE ACTUAL, LITERAL ELEMENTS AT THAT) THAN "TURDINA'S", EVER WAS I'LL TELL YOU WHAT!

Oh, tell us about it, Janet! How dare they! How VERY dare they! Essentially pulling a Reverse Disney's Mulan in a Disney Owned show meant for tweenagers that a bunch of 20something tenderqueers got a little too invested in excepting to catered towards them! How absolutely Heinousss! Those Treacherous Starcrew SSSNAAAKES!!!

"On Earth, it's rude too tell people to 'Shut it!'" "Oh yeah yeah, that's rude on Mewni too! Look!"

"Oh yeah yeah, Girl! An extremely similar trope occurred with the Solider boys during the quite frankly much more intense and actually admittedly kinda violent 'gender reveal' scene than 'Turdina' ever got that I just went over with you in the 1998 Disney Classic 'Mulan', too! Look!"

And now I guess I'm telling you to shut it. Because it's almost like Nefcy and the starcrew did nothing wrong Marco/"Turdina" works just as well as Trans Metaphor as Mulan/"Ping" does nobody fucking said you couldn't still claim her but your headcanon just might not be that original or special, then? Deja fucking vu much? Because from the 600+ notes on that original post and just reading all y'alls overreactions to that episode and all your sheer overstatements of harm y'all make out like you were watching the fucking BoxTrolls or something ...Yeesh. 💀

But like, you're not watching The BoxTrolls and we don't even get any type of facial expressions to go along with the shocked reactions, only Marco's, and even then, the strongest reactions we get from the other princess's is literally: "Wait! Is that a hair?! That doesn't prove anything! Princess's can be hairy! We believe in you, Turdina!" And then Marco 'corrects' them on their own terms, and the Princess's make *le gasp* faces for like a literal fucking millisecond and then their Co Leader Princess Arms points out it "doesn't matter" but guess fucking what though? They still all thought Marco was a girl until Marco themself said something on their own terms to contradict that, and the whole thing is still objectively a lot less violent than the way literally practically the exact same fucking trope/scene originally played out in Mulan.

Like literally you know NO ONE was about to cut Marco's goddamn fucking head off with that chainsaw and they're literally wearing far more clothing than Fa Mulan ever was in her situation!

Girl literally had like four separate layers of clothing on that entire fucking time. Dress. Hoodie. Shirt. Pants. Which how you know I'm right about the infamous single chest hair being waaaaaay closer to the neck area than anyone thinks because the 600+ people on that post were accusing Heinous/Meteora of being a pedophile/child Molester than would need to account for the fact that if Marco and their actual chest area were being so badly "groped", "violated" and "exposed" there, than Heinous would literally have yanked through at least 3 layers of clothing just to get to Marco's Female Presenting Nipples. But of course we never see any Female Presenting Nipples because either Turdina is wearing four fucking layers of clothing here and never had her "BODY LITERALLY 'EXPOSED'" as much you think she did, which:

Or, the tenderqueers are literally freaking out over Cartoonists using Cartoon Logic. I can't.

Anyway, as much fully I support The Trans Marco Theory, I can't help but be reminded that its creator also supported Lily Orchard (CD-Call) for the longest time and I originally even checked Orchard out due her recommendation and that was the first time I'd ever (unfortunately) even so much as heard of Lily, but I immediately just didn't vibe with her at all, because in one of her svtfoe "reviews" she made an abrasive, trying and failing to be her idea of "snarky" explainer comment to Star about "teaching people in wheelchairs to walk again" and I just completely clicked the fuck off the video and never looked back.

The creator of The Trans Marco Theory also completely despised The original 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' and once went on record begging people draw her personalized fanart of "Princess Marco Turdina Sucker Punching the 1975 Rendition of Dr. Frank N' Furter from Rocky Horror in the face, Instantly Killing him! UWU" or some bullshit like that and I was kind of just sitting there like ...

Because at the time, I knew the 2016 FOX remake was also coming out and of course she was super ecstatic for that stinker, choosing to heap tons of praise on Cox in lieu of Curry, but of course I think that Tim Curry would've also experienced his goddamn fucking stroke and been a goddamn fucking 24/7 Wheelchair User (like myself) by this fucking time and it just seemed to be in extremely poor taste, tone death, tacky, disrespectful, entitled and ableist to me to be wanting to demand other bitches make you "fanart" of a fucking rando cartoon character committing violence against essentially still Tim Curry as a person, who still chose to take that role and Fran N' Furter being one of his greatest Live Action Iconographies and roles to play, if not being one of THE greatest roles he's ever played and the fact that she was saying spouting all this bullshit when the Curry was in his WHEELCHAIR by then it was just like. It was just a very Cringe thing to read, and I so wanted to give her a piece of my mind for it, but these Tenderqueers clearly didn't give a fuck about Jessica, so why should they have given a fuck about Tim?

And I know honey bunny didn't write this but there was NOTHING the fuck wrong with the episode, or the show as whole, actually. The only problem that svtfoe, Daron Nefcy, or the Starcrew ever had was an ungrateful fucking fandom wanting to have its cake and eat it too "Writing your fanfiction, and having your art" and having everything be YOUR way was all this fucking fandumb ever did, it doesn't matter if was Toffee, Globgor Toffee! Toffee as Eclipsa's son, Star as Toffee's Child, Festivia as Eclipsa's Child that Eclipsa had with a Hot Woobie Mewman Husband and Meteora being neglected and relegated to being Festivia's Personal punching bag who's Monster! bio daddy conveniently isn't around to help her deal with all that bullying by just squishing Festivia like a grape.. Globgor being dead, Starco being a thing, Starco being cishet, Tomstar being a thing Tomco being a thing, TomStar being a thing, TomStarco being a thing, Marco being Cishet in any of these things, or, even yes, your own Trans Marco Theory ever being a thing!

ALL YOUR THEORIES AND HEADCANONS TURNED OUT SELF CENTERED AND HALLOW WHEN YOU FOUND THEY WOULDN'T GET TURNED CANON BECAUSE PRACTICALLY ALL OF YOU FUCKING SUCK.

AND THEN ALL OF Y'ALL TURNED AROUND AND CRIED "BAD WRITING" WHEN YA' DIDN'T GET YA' WAY ABOUT IT!

LIKE NAW BABY, THE ONLY FUCKING PROBLEM HERE ACTUALLY WAS ALL OF YOU!

Come to think of it, I've never seen a better example of "The Right and The Left both have Problems" than the svtfoe fandom personified...

Right Side of the SVTFOE Fandom: We wanna watch these cartoon teenagers fuck like it's HBO's Euphoria! BECAUSE MARCO DIAZ IS A MAN! ;)

Left Side of the SVTFOE Fandom: Jessica Walter voiced a Pedophile! I can't believe they allowed this to air on Disney! Daron Nefcy is a Transphobic Genocide Apologist! Someone draw my favorite cartoon blorbo sucker punching Tim Curry in the face for me! I don't care if the man almost died from a stroke and is in a fucking wheelchair now JUST DO IT! UWU

I was just watching a video of this big name doll youtuber reporting on doll news, as they do, and they were covering the new Beetlejuice Skullector Two Pack, but what got me is they how said some pretty Anti leaning shit that was just unnecessary?

Like they literally said: "Obviously NO ONE ships Beetlejuice and Lydia so NO ONE would promote this as a romantic thing.. But if it's a wedding set that's set to release Valentines day then la de dah blah blah!"

And like? I honestly didn't know if this person was just saying this to just like, cover their own ass so THEY didn't get harassed by other tenderqueers because they were young, or if *they* genuinely believed what they were saying? Because from what I've watched from their channel, they're young and don't seem to know or care a lot about horror as genre in general? Like I don't mean to gate keep, but they're one one those obnoxious Monster High fans I made of fun of in my one post where it's like, "knows nothing about horror, just learned who Elvira is, only got into mh as a kid as the 'alternative' to their conservative ass parents who already believe pokemon is The Devil letting them experience Actual Horror and just never stopped consuming the dolls and Skullectors regardless if they're even familiar with the source material" kinda people? And yeah, that gets really annoying?

But I obviously didn't want this to be my cutting off point for watching their channel because ... Doll news?

So, I just wrote up the most, civil. neutral comment I could possibly articulate explaining how the Beetlejuice fandom's been practically built off of nothing but shipping for 36 years and how people can think whatever they want but Winona Ryder does ship it and it was quite frankly unprofessional of them to alienate Beetlebabes who might want to grab the two pack by implying there's a right way and a wrong way of interpreting the movie and the relationship between these iconic characters and they should respect the older fanbase and all the history that came before the musical?

And I was about to post it, but then I got nervous when I remembered, that I once purchased a doll from this person, which meant that they had my address at one point, which meant if they didn't like what I was saying, they could like, maybe dig it up and dox me? Or at least threaten to and I'd have cause to panic over it being like, legit or not? And I tried to brush it from my mind like nuh nuh they're cool they're cool... They're not on *that* level of Anti...

So then I just tried to check and refresh the comments to see any more overt ship bashing was taking place and of course, I just immediately find this:

So then I do this little blackout thingy for the usernames so that none of this can get back to youtube, and I go to screencap my comment so I can at least post it here in a vent, but I lost my comment trying to get the screen cap thingy to work and accidently clicking the youtube refresh button... 😔

... I just...I hate having such a lil' ghost face moment right now, but just like... I hate you legit fake horror fan Monster High collectors who can't appreciate horror having romantic subtext when that's the entire point yet you keep hoarding all the dolls anyway, I hate you little faggity boys with broccoli haircuts and split dyes who pressure girls into sending you nudes and the retired Mommy Vloggers who enable you, I find you extremely annoying XCanadensis, I hate you for your extremely annoying editing and intros zombiexcorn, I like you Lookin' Bratz but I hate your bratzline podcast cohost for fully admitting to doing a binge watch of all the Harry Potter movies in the franchise for "the first time ever" in fuckin' 2024 with absolutely no disclaimers or acknowledgment of the elephant in the room there and thinking that was a good idea to disclose something as quite frankly as disgusting as that and ruining what could've been a nice gothic doll chat for me and putting sour taste in my mouth about listening to the rest of your podcast...

And I especially hate that one dude with the ugly live action beauty and the beast dolls with the pink hair and the bowl cut and the glasses who for some reason keeps insisting every time she's brought up that Ghoulia Yelps can't be disabled/autistic because she's supposed to have some type of racial coding...

They're HEADCANONS!

They're PIECES OF PLASTIC!

GROW UP! 💀

Just let those nazi punk bootlicker dogs chew on my next post for a little while and go mad about that too!

The rest of you with Good Sense have been warned! 💀