(Don't) raise a glass: Here's to the teetotalers
Iām not exactly a teetotaler, but I donāt drink much alcohol. Frankly, I prefer a nice chocolate milkshake to an ice cold beer, and wine, to quote the character Sheldon Cooper from āThe Big Bang Theory,ā is āgrape juice that burns.ā
Did I forget to mention that the Word of the Day is āteetotal?ā
āTeetotalā or āteetotalismā refers to a pledge of complete abstinence from intoxicating alcoholic beverages. The first thing you need to know about the word is itās not āTEAtotal.ā It has nothing to do with tea (unless perhaps youāre talking about Long Island Iced Tea, a potent mixed drink which, in my youth, kicked my arse more than once.)
Itās generally (but not universally) agreed that the first known use of the word was by temperance advocate Dicky Turner in Preston, England in a speech in 1833. Wikipedia hints that Turner had a stutter, and was actually urging āt-t-t-total abstinenceā from liquor, but thereās no convincing proof of that (Not even 80 proof, like a good strong vodka or gin. See what I did there?)
Letās break it down. The ātotalā part means just what it says on the box. The avoidance of alcohol is complete and total. The āteeā part is both a reduplication (like āitty-bitty,ā āeasy-peasy,ā āokey-dokeyā and the like) and an intensifier. English has lots of intensifying prefixes, such as the ādis-ā in ādisgruntledā (completely, entirely grumbling and grunting like a pig.) Thereās also āre-ā like the one in āresplendentā (completely shining and glittering), and the āde-ā in such words as ādeclareā (make thoroughly and completely clear) and ādepravedā (thoroughly, um, āpraved,ā from the Latin āpravus,ā meaning perverse or crooked.)
So the āteeā in āteetotalā indicates a complete and utter totality. No alcohol. Not one drop.
Now please donāt ask me about the origin of the word ācocktail.ā There are at least a dozen theories, and frankly, theyāre all pretty implausible. Itās enough to drive one to drink. Milkshakes.