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Alarielle when she picks up the Sword of Khaine in Total War. Teclis having a podcast.
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Okay so a more proper write up of the āIf you like this character in 40k/horus heresy you might enjoy this character in fantasy/AoSā. The book recommendations are often just what I have personally read, I welcome additions other people have. Characters and book recommendations under the cut!
Iāll add to this if I have more ideas.
TOTAL WAR III: WARHAMMER - legendary lords idles.
HIGH ELVES - TECLIS, HIGH LOREMASTER OF HOETH

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A lot of Warhammer is derivative dross that has no purpose beyond advertising plastic toys.
And some of it fucks so incredibly vigorously and I donāt understand why more people arenāt all over it.
The cosmic family drama of the line of Aenarion is just absolutely delightful.
Basically Elf King Arthur (Aenarion) is the absolute worst and loves nothing but war and because of that his Guinevere and children all die. He then meets elf Morgana le Fey (Morathi). They both conclude āI can make them worseā but also āgod damn the sexual chemistry is off the scaleā.
They have a son, elf Mordred (Malekith), who is very good at lots of things but sucks ontologically.
Aenarion dies saving the world (but kind of from the disaster he sort of caused?) and the elf Round table are like āhell no is elf Mordred becoming kingā and so the rig the sword in the stone.
In this instance the test to become king is to set yourself on fire. Only the pure of heart or whatever will survive, anyone else will die.
The round table cheat though. They pick who they want and then use magic to protect him from the flames. Malekith and Morathi are PISSED but while Morathi is scheming, Malekith yeets himself into the flames.
It goes poorly and heās horrifically burned. However he doesnāt die.
Literally everyone is upset. Malekith because heās toast, Morathi because her son is toast and not king but sheās also like ā⦠hang on? Is he actually divine?!ā, and the round table go from ālol idiotā to āoh fuck is he actually divine?!ā
Malekith and Morathi get banished to America, and spend 10,000 years being in the most toxic Oedipal relationship imaginable and elf Camelot kind of carries on.
Eventually, elf Merlin (Teclis) is born but plot twist heās one of a pair of twins and his brother is⦠elf Arthur 2 electric boogaloo (Tyrion).
Thereās like a thing where various of elf Arthurās descendants look like him or act like him or whatever and this is a semi blessing semi curse. This new kid though IS Arthur.
Like down to his very soul, he in all ways seems to be Arthur reborn (and turns out kinda is).
Everyone is upset.
Malekith hates, loves, fears, envyās his dad/great grand nephew. Teclis is like āon the one hand heās my brother on the other hand heās going to ruin everythingā. Round table are doing the Michael Scott biting lip and wincing face.
And Morathi literally upends like 10,000 years of history and politics because sheās willing to risk it all for that Arthussy.
Itās fantastic. They all suck and are drama queens and itās brilliant.
And they wind up helping destroy the world they claim to want to save through the power of all sucking so much.
Whatās even better though is through all the various IP shenanigans that resulted in GW giving up on Warhammer Fantasy, Morathi became probably the most interesting character in all their IP and a genuinely fascinating fantasy character in her own right.
Her arc goes from very tired and lazy āevil seductress ruins good man for own endsā through āwow this is fucked up sheās banging her own son because she sucksā to āok actually this is all incredibly sad and complex and fucked up but her and her son are the only people either of them have and love each other as much as they they hate each other and live lost in the shadow of the husband/father that was never the man they remember but in each others arms then lies they tell themselves ring more trueā.
And then it gets better.
Because Morathi survives the end of the world and thenā¦
Turns herself into a god by EATING the deity she had spent 10,000 years worshipping.
Which honestly is so fucking cool.
She dedicated herself first to her husband, then to her son, and finally to her god.
She dedicated herself at all times to a man - a man who would save her or love her or protect her or give her the world.
And every single one, every single time, let her down.
And so eventually she just took the power for herself.
Also sheās a giant snake.
Anyway read Warhammer stuff.
As we can see from the Immortal Empires trailer, there is an oft forgotten secret to successful diplomacy : Never ever let Teclis speak.
Warhammer secret santa gift for @e3n-ethan !
Capturing a moment with Teclis enjoying a rant from Tyrion
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