Dec 15, 2025
Long sword maiden. The sword is also wide but that is irrelevant.
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Long sword maiden. The sword is also wide but that is irrelevant.
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I just really like this character so I wanted to try voicing her lol. Beach Wzrd is by @mcnostril
This character would 100% try to scam me but I think she's hot so its okay
(Source is BEACH WZRD by @/mcnostril)
Ilia: High Leader Adam, sir, we've lost contact with another outpost!
Adam: AAARGH! Another one?! That's three garrisons worth of White Fang now! Those damned humans!
Adam: It must be Atlas making good use of their Ace Operatives. It would make sense of our most hated enemy using their greatest weapons against us...
Ilia: Um, actually, it's not Atlas.
Adam: Oh? Then it could be a different kingdom. Could it be... Blake? It would make the most sense, considering her previous involvements in our Vale chapters, and her intimate awareness with our security measures. Oh, I was hoping for her to-
Ilia: Sir! I've just received a visual of the enemy!
Adam: (Chuckles) Excellent. Show me the ones responsible for the destruction of our outposts and the capture of our brothers and sisters. Let us gauge the strength of the finest huntsmen and huntresses.
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Jaune: (Tripping over himself)
Nora: (Skipping along happily)
Pyrrha: (Gazing longingly at Jaune)
Ren: (Lazily swaying left and right, Eyes shut)
What up, chucklefucks? [affectionate]
It's time for Vex's Mechs and Memes, where I take some of the lancer memes by @vexwerewolf and hit them with their intended tone of voice, that of LoadingReadyRun's character of Dave's Spokesman.
Moments after noticing that Vex made yet another Lancer meme, this time on a class of NPC instead of a mech, I decided "hey, this one might be fun to do, even if I don't technically have to since it's not one for the player mechs." It's the one ready to explode the moment it hears about a Sunzi; the Operator!
Thing is, this one also inspired to me to break from the usual voice and see how the second half would go if I just raged like the operator's actually doing in the second half of this meme.
The image I used for the art of the angry take's player was a sketch from @mcnostril for his webcomic Beach WZRD, which I gladly recommend.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy! If not, then maybe you'll enjoy one of the other ones I've done, or you could change pace entirely and try one of the things I've brought up, like the webcomic or LoadingReadyRun's various videos. I won't hold a grudge, I'm not the Operator.
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an old practice piece based of @mcnostril's BEACH WZRD! (if you haven't read it yet please do i put the link there and everything)
mcnostril a réagi à votre billet “Kinda can’t wait to be done with my current gig so I can waste away my...”
But then you'll run out of Golden Kamuy and you'll go mad waiting for new chapters (ps I started reading it because of your illustration and now my life is ruined because I have run out of chapters).
Hahah that’s indeed the problem but tbh when I run out of GK cotnent I’ll just make my own content and try to satisfy myself with it haha. ALSO I’m glad I got someone to read it hahah
The real treasure was the fancy hat we found along the way.
As a rule of thumb, if you have to dig it up it's a crime, but if you can just yoink it then it's a-okay.
PS: Please note that some steps of the Troll Dance® were simplified for artistic purposes and I am not responsible for any of your characters being turned into sauce.
