#team stan

Sebastian is managed by Emily Gerson Saines of Brookside Artist Management (BAM). His talent Agency is Creative Artists Agency (CAA). His PR is run by Evelyn Karamanos at Relevent PR.

Annabelle is managed by Jason Weinberg at Untitled Entertainment. She has 3 talent agents: United Agents in the UK, United Talent Agency (UTA) in the US, and MN2S. I dont know why 3. She has no independent PR team, Untitled handles clients PR for the most part.

This is Emily Gerson Saines, who founded BAM in 1998 under the company name "Gerson Saines Management".

This is Jason Weinberg, who co-founded Untitled Entertainment in 1999 after moving from working in PR. He also has a couple of acting credits under his belt.

On the 16th of June it was announced that Untitled acquired BRM with Emily taking a position as Partner at Untitled, alongside Jason a Co-Founder. Which means Sebastian and Annabelle are now both managed by the same Agency, with each of their managers in leadership positions.

"I couldn’t be happier to officially be in business with Emily. She was one of the first people to support us when I became a manager and has remained a trusted collaborator and confidante for years,” said Jason Weinberg, a founding partner of Untitled which launched a year after Brookside. “What she built at Brookside is very exciting, and having her and her team join Untitled feels like a natural evolution of a long-standing partnership and friendship."

- Deadline

If Sebastian drops Evelyn and Relevant they'll probably both have the same PR team too, but so far thats still separate. I wouldn't weep if he dropped Evelyn, we know how i feel about their work of late.

I didn't realise when I started digging that Jason was Annabelles manager. Id read in passing she was with Untitled, but as I only started looking at Untitled really with this the intricacies were lost on me. I didn't know either that Emily and Jason were friends, confidants and collaborators. It really puts the PR relationship theory in a new light. That link is suspicious, especially because there's a lot of speculation amoung groups in the Standom about who's team is leading and managing PR strategy, as it can feel like Annabelle comes off more favourably in a lot of instances, with Sebastians absence and not showing much if any attachment to the pregnancy or even relationship in public. That there could easily have been behind the scenes plans between Sebastian and Annabelles managers even before the companies merged seems more likely.

Both Emily and Jason were invited to become members of The Academy, in the Artist Representation category, which was announced on the 24th of June. This means they are eligible to vote for The Academy Awards.

- The Ankler

In July of 2025 CAA invested significantly in Moonvalley AI, a generative AI startup that aims to create industry only AI at a cinematic level, proportedly using licenced video to train their AI model. The goal is to safeguard clients from unauthorised AI use in film and TV apparently. We know how I feel about Gen AI.

So Sebastian & Annabelles management teams have joined forces, and Sebastians agency are invested in a film & TV Gen AI company. Which I believe Sebastian is against, although I cant cite a source on that claim. Its just... Something is afoot.

Eric Cartman

-Cartman is more self-centered, but underneath it all, he has moments of genuine care, especially for those he considers friends.

-Initially, Cartman might make a joke or two about it, trying to lighten the mood.

-However, he might also feel slightly put out if it complicates plans or outings.

-Once he realizes it’s serious, Cartman could surprise his s/o by actually taking an interest in their condition—albeit in a Cartman-like way.

-He might try to use it to manipulate situations to his advantage, like claiming they can’t eat junk food together (while he eats it in front of them).

-But he’d also likely make a point to be protective, insisting they take breaks or sit down if they’re feeling off.

Kyle Broflovski

-Kyle is known for his sense of justice and his caring nature.

-He would take their condition very seriously and ensure they’re always taken care of.

-Kyle would probably research diabetes extensively, wanting to understand everything about it.

-He might express concern about them being careful, especially when it comes to food or potential health complications.

-Kyle would likely advocate for his s/o, making sure that everyone around them respects their dietary needs.

-He might also carry around snacks for them, just in case they need something quick to stabilize their blood sugar.

Stan Marsh

-Stan is generally caring and supportive.

-When he learns that his s/o has diabetes, he would want to make sure they feel comfortable and safe.

-Stan would probably ask a lot of questions about how diabetes affects their daily life, wanting to understand what he can do to help.

-He might feel a bit worried at first but would quickly shift to being protective.

-Stan would encourage them to check their blood sugar regularly and make sure they have their supplies with them when they go out.

-He might even start learning how to cook meals that are diabetes-friendly, trying to surprise them with a healthy dinner.

Kenny McCormick

-Kenny is often quiet but shows his love through his actions.

-He’s a loyal friend and partner.

-Kenny would probably be very understanding and wouldn’t make a big deal out of it.

-He would just want to make sure they are okay.

-He would be attentive, always checking in to see how they’re feeling and if they need anything.

-He might even help keep track of their medication schedule or carry around extra snacks.

-Kenny would likely find ways to make them smile, using humor or little surprises to brighten their day, while still being mindful of their needs.

Note: This pic isn't mine, credits the creator who drew it.

honesty even though y'all were close friends before you started dating Stan had no idea you smoked

he was so oblivious it hurt

to be fair you tried your best to keep it hidden because you knew how he felt about weed because of his dad

back when you guys were just friends you and Kenny used to sneak off all the time to smoke, but Stan just got all pissy because he thought you guys liked each other

"Where are they going"

"Kenny is probably going to fuck her"

"Shut the fuck up Cartman"

You would both come back with red faces from standing out in the cold (and red eyes) looking way more relaxed than when you left. Stan assumed the worst.

the jealousy this boy felt was unreal

He had noticed you always smelt like sweet perfume (which you were used to mask the smell) But he thought you were trying to smell nice for Kenny.

That was his last straw, he wasn't going to sit there and watch his girl get stolen

He decided he needed to spend more one-on-one time with you to "win your heart" or so he thought.

You and Stan walked home from school together often since you guys were neighbors, but this time he suggested you come over and hang out with him some more. ( and maybe even stay for dinner)

Of course, you agreed as you had the biggest crush on him, and you had for a long time. even though he was too stupid to see it;

You guys spent all afternoon playing videogames, watching movies and just enjoying each others company.

When Sharon called you guys down for dinner you joined the Marshes at the table sitting in between Stan and his dad Randy.

After dinner, Stan insisted on walking you home for "your safety" as he put it.

At your doorstep, as you were saying your goodbyes, you leaned on your tippy toes and kissed Stan on the cheek.

"Same time tomorrow?"

"...."

"Stan?"

"Uh yeah, I'll see you tomorrow."

As he walked back to his place his face was engulfed with flames, and he was trying so hard not to puke.

He slammed the front door as he walked into his house and flopped onto the couch as he buried his face in his hands.

"I had no idea your little girlfriend smoked." Randy joked from his spot on the couch T.V remote in hand.

"What."

" I could recognize that smell anywhere" Randy laughed

suddenly all the dots connected in his head, how could he be so stupid

All this time when you assured him that Kenny was your best friend and nothing more, you were telling the truth.

He quicky whipped out his phone and crafted a text he never though he would send

"hey Y/N you wanna smoke with me tmr after school?"

not even 30 seconds pass before you respond

"fuck yeah"

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thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed it! I might have gotten a bit carried away but I was having fun :)