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This book is so emotional

If you want a book that hits in the feels it for you

About a boy who lives on streets breaking into empty houses to live until one time it isn’t

My score: 98/100

SO! Incorrect quotes:

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Grady, not looking up from his book: You shouldn't be using a straw

Jeremy: I know I know, it's bad for the environment or whatever

Grant: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

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Jeremy, deciding what shirt to wear on a date: but it's like, too dark acedemia casual...

Jack: 'Dark acedemia casual' -- he's so pretentious. Shut up, it's a fucking button up.

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Moxie: JEREMY MOVE. You're blocking the view.

Jeremy: I AM the view

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Jeremy: I need you to punch me in the face

Jack: Punch you?

Jeremy: Yes. Punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?

Jack: I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you talk, but usually it's in subtext.

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Jack: Am I in trouble?

Mr. De Lainey: Have a guess

Jack: No?

Mr. De Lainey: Have another guess.

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Moxie: Would you slap Jeremy for a million dollars?

Jack: I'd slap Jeremy just for looking at me

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Moxie: Aren't you supposed to be asleep?

Avery: I'm supposed to be a lot of things, but I live to disappoint

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Jerermy: When I asked you to bring me back a souvenir from the beach, I meant like. a sea shell

Avery, struggling to hold onto a seagull: Well you didn't fucking say that!

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Jack: I'm thinking of a number

Jeremy: Is it 69?

Jack: No, don't be so immature. Someone more responsible take guess, and please try to take this more seriously.

Moxie: 420?

Jack: Yea, it was 420

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Jeremy, severely sleep deprived: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Avery: Sometimes I wonder how your mind works

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[Playing Truth or Dare]

Moxie: Jack, truth or dare?

Jack: Truth

Moxie: How many hours did you sleep last night?

Jack: Dare

Moxie: Go to sleep

Jack: I don't like this game.

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Avery, walking downstairs shirtless: Hey, has anyone seen my top?

Jack: Yea, Jeremy's in the kitchen

Avery: *Chokes*

Jeremy: *Spits out his drink into Moxie's face*

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Avery: Describe Sam in one word

Grant: Unexpected

Dash: Funny

Jack: Dumb

Jeremy: Cool

Moxie: Mine

Everyone:

Moxie: Yea that's fucking right, back off bitches

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[Playing Truth or Dare again]

Jack: I dare Jeremy to prank call Dad

Jeremy: Pfft. Easy. Siri, call Dad

Siri: Calling 'Daddy'

Jeremy: Nononono-

*Avery's phone ringing*

Everyone:

Jack: Yo what tHE FUCK-

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Avery: You're cute when you're nervous

Jeremy: I'm always nervous

Avery: I know

Jeremy: Oh. Oh

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Dash: Remember that time you dared me to lick a slug?

Grant: No, I said 'Dash, don't lick the slug, and you said 'don't tell me what to do' and then you licked the slug and cried

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Jeremy: We have a problem

Jack: No YOU have a problem, I have an idiot who keeps making them