girls only want one thing and it’s to kneel at your feet and look at you lovingly while you jerk off over their face

Might be ready to start dating again but worried I might scare men off with my kinks

We need to abolish capitalism so that girls have more time to look at each other's tits

sexting like “i wouldn’t report you to police if you did something bad to me”

Force my legs open while you eat my pussy

When a butch taps the tip of her strap on my pussy or my tongue before putting it in ⋆˙⟡

btw. when she said she likes it rough, she meant in the bedroom. not the relationship

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

Just sleep

There’s no fucking way that works

Merlin and Arthur perfectly represent their mothers. Merlin just like his mother, waiting for his love to return one day, and Arthur just like his mother, dead

I love how INTENSE Merlin and Arthur are about each other right off the bat. they've had like two interactions and Arthur is already pinballing between beating this little nerd up and then being the one person to believe the nerd's wild-ass stories about magic shield snakes the next minute? to the point where he stands in front of his father the KING and vouches for Merlin's word - the word of a rando servant, accusing a knight! You believe him based on what, my prince? his vibes? vibes alone, your Honour! And then after Arthur yells at him Merlin goes to his dragon buddy all like "MY DESTINY IS NOTHING NOW." like can you two chill out for a second maybe get a drink and calm down? mind you, you've known each other five minutes.