My new obsession is 'the boy who steals houses' and I am severely deprived of fanfics.
SO! Incorrect quotes:
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Grady, not looking up from his book: You shouldn't be using a straw
Jeremy: I know I know, it's bad for the environment or whatever
Grant: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti
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Jeremy, deciding what shirt to wear on a date: but it's like, too dark acedemia casual...
Jack: 'Dark acedemia casual' -- he's so pretentious. Shut up, it's a fucking button up.
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Moxie: JEREMY MOVE. You're blocking the view.
Jeremy: I AM the view
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Jeremy: I need you to punch me in the face
Jack: Punch you?
Jeremy: Yes. Punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?
Jack: I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you talk, but usually it's in subtext.
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Jack: Am I in trouble?
Mr. De Lainey: Have a guess
Jack: No?
Mr. De Lainey: Have another guess.
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Moxie: Would you slap Jeremy for a million dollars?
Jack: I'd slap Jeremy just for looking at me
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Moxie: Aren't you supposed to be asleep?
Avery: I'm supposed to be a lot of things, but I live to disappoint
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Jerermy: When I asked you to bring me back a souvenir from the beach, I meant like. a sea shell
Avery, struggling to hold onto a seagull: Well you didn't fucking say that!
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Jack: I'm thinking of a number
Jeremy: Is it 69?
Jack: No, don't be so immature. Someone more responsible take guess, and please try to take this more seriously.
Moxie: 420?
Jack: Yea, it was 420
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Jeremy, severely sleep deprived: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Avery: Sometimes I wonder how your mind works
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[Playing Truth or Dare]
Moxie: Jack, truth or dare?
Jack: Truth
Moxie: How many hours did you sleep last night?
Jack: Dare
Moxie: Go to sleep
Jack: I don't like this game.
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Avery, walking downstairs shirtless: Hey, has anyone seen my top?
Jack: Yea, Jeremy's in the kitchen
Avery: *Chokes*
Jeremy: *Spits out his drink into Moxie's face*
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Avery: Describe Sam in one word
Grant: Unexpected
Dash: Funny
Jack: Dumb
Jeremy: Cool
Moxie: Mine
Everyone:
Moxie: Yea that's fucking right, back off bitches
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[Playing Truth or Dare again]
Jack: I dare Jeremy to prank call Dad
Jeremy: Pfft. Easy. Siri, call Dad
Siri: Calling 'Daddy'
Jeremy: Nononono-
*Avery's phone ringing*
Everyone:
Jack: Yo what tHE FUCK-
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Avery: You're cute when you're nervous
Jeremy: I'm always nervous
Avery: I know
Jeremy: Oh. Oh
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Dash: Remember that time you dared me to lick a slug?
Grant: No, I said 'Dash, don't lick the slug, and you said 'don't tell me what to do' and then you licked the slug and cried
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Jeremy: We have a problem
Jack: No YOU have a problem, I have an idiot who keeps making them
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