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PISCES SUN MEN literally will always have me fucking weak. i will forever glaze a pisces man. justin beiber was my first celebrity crush and its been pisces ever since! they have this very quiet masculinity (keyword: QUIET.) thats so attractive to me. they have such calm and confident exterior to them, and maybe its just me, but i can always tell that they have a strong emotional world underneath. idk why thats so sexy to me urgh. a man that knows and understands his emotions??? im wet. like PLEASE let me into your heart ill do whatever i can to make u feel better 🥹🥹.

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CAPRICORN SUN MEN are highkey ass. like i think capricorn men need to accept that they're not meant for a monogamous life LMAO. all the capricorn men in my family except for one have been TERRIBLE boyfriends and husbands. they tend to be users in some way. either for sex or for money. i pray for the day i see a good capricorn man. other than that, yall are indeed SEXY when you actually lock in, its hard to admit it but yall are 😒. great providers and such loyal people we just gotta focus that energy on the right things 😭😭.

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MARS CAPRICORN MEN... dont get me started. PLEASE dont get me STARTED. im talkin up and down backflips frontflips cartwheels backbends legs in the air back arched face down ass up and collapsed doggy. i want it all at the same time. ima keep this short and sweet.

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AQUARIUS SUN MEN are so fucking funny and sexy but do NOT know what the fuck they want 😭. the most indecisive sign in men. this dude at my job got this girls number and she asked him if they were gonna get together but he said he wasnt over his ex yet 😭😭😭. i might just be toxically attracted to this sign cause yall are so fucked up but so charming i hate it so much. so sick man. they are EXTREMELY musically talented tho AND THAT MAKES THEM EVEN SEXIERRRR UGHHHH. aquarius artists period are incredibly talented like we need to talk about this pattern more.

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Cancer venus men and their mother... It's always something whether they're momma's boys or it's that they're mom put them up for adoption, there is always something there, the connection is always more important that the father situation...

Gemini men are either going to ruin your life or they're going to be the goober who fixes you like no in between

Sometimes leo venus is actually more cuddly then cancer venus esp if Pisces/12h is in the mix I won't clarify... 😉

People with eyesight issues always got something going on with Virgo, Gemini or mercury tings

I swear every 8th houser I know is not afraid of ghosts as much as they are of humans

I never met a libra moon that wasn't in a relationship or dating someone

I also never met a Gemini moon that was not related to twins or didn't have an identity crisis every week? 🙊?

I know Geminis have to have some sort of ADHD or ADD every time, esp computer science or communications... I see yall

I mean leo venus is just the most wholesome in relationships like they never lose they loyalty or spark

Top tier plug is anyone with sag placements, they get over u quickly or they never get invested at all

Taurus venus is way too involved in how much money they are making and how good they're wordrobe looks to them, tacky men I'm ngl

The women tho, they outfit always eat

Pisces moon men are so ready to be apart of your delusions girl, like 'you crazy? - well then I'm crazy for you'

Virgo moon is like this, they get a job then they get another job but they never quite stay in the same place or job as before, and sorta nomadic in a sense, but at the same time a lot of them are artistic and that's striking because they're opposed to Piscean energy, though literally every Virgo moon I have known was artsy in a down to earth way like metal work or woodwork.

Scorpio venus women are def the goth baddies of the zodiac

Scorpio Mars is not always there for keeps...

Scorpio Jupiter likes a plug with a lil commitment🫣iykwim but just enough to keep them coming

Taurus moon can be the type to be extremely loyal like esp with Scorpio or other fixed influences even aqua, these signs or so loyal but if the moon were to be in any other modalities' sign - big difference

Capricorn sun Scorpio moon, mommy and daddy issues? 🙊?

Being nice to your face then laughing behind your back 🤝 Libra and/or Gemini

Being able to come up with jokes on the fly 🤝 Gemini moon

Being able to come up with good pickup lines on the fly 🤝 Libra men

Libra men with Scorpio venus are different breeds, they still have all of the charm of Libra but that raw Scorpio really can bring out the real inner world to light and creates a unique monster

People with cancer mercury especially men but also a lot of the women ofc too, always have a sort of childlike voice with a bit of watery lisp or something to it that makes it sound like Im back in kindergarten with the cool kids who had the spiderman lunchpale and light up sketchers... Like nostalgic and also a little quirky

Weird note to end off on lol

venus-mars aspects - these people just love love. flirtatious and charismatic individuals. venus conjunct/sextile/trine mars are not picky. anyone will do.

venus conjunct mars

venus trine mars

venus sextile mars

venus square mars - androgynous appearance. may be transgender.

venus-uranus seeks intellectuals, unique individuals. have an open mind because their type is rare to come across. can be asexual.

venus conjunct uranus

venus square uranus - they fall for someone who can keep surprising them.

venus trine uranus

venus-neptune encompasses universal love. the boundaries between platonic and romantic love are blurred.

venus conjunct neptune

venus trine neptune

venus square neptune

mars square neptune - in men this can make their sexual orientation seem messy/confusing to them. can be confused sexually. may 'accidentally' sleep with men.

mars conjunct uranus - unconventional sexual taste.

a(queer)ius venus - like interesting, independent people, don't discriminate based on gender.

sun conjunct venus - the lover archetype.

gemini mars - here for many experiences.

gemini venus - just do it for the love of the game pretty much. why not? their motto is 'variety is the spice of life'. will not be emotionally invested though.

venus in 3rd house - fall for someone's wit and communication.

venus in 12th house - they idealise people. if they find something in someone worth idealising, then they'll crush on that person in secret. they see the divine in each person.

libra moon - very flirty. can charm anyone. because they are so harmony-seeking, they won't discriminate based on gender.

scorpio sun - the men and women.

scorpio venus - interested in the mystery of a person. likes to bond deeply with people, falls for people they feel safe with.

scorpio moon men - always hiding something. likely their sexuality. can be very slutty, but you'd never know.

taurus sun men - can lean into one of 2 archetypes - becoming a male adonis, or, failing to do so, really appreciating the male form and beauty. drooling over biceps and muscles.

aries sun women - true lesbians

aries venus men and women - attraction is sexual first.

sagittarius mars - big dick energy on the men and women here. anyone can get it.

capricorn sun women - very comfortable in their gender, don't conform to the feminine roles ascribed to women, but may seek out someone (another woman or man) who emulates that. bisexual

sun conjunct moon - have a strong character, needs a unique match for their personality

pisces sun men - what else is there to say.

We love you and hope you’re having a great day!

The urge, fire, and yearn.

— oh so he’s STUBBORN stubborn, huh?

— out here acting like he’s chill and unbothered but will hold a grudge for 17 generations because someone looked at him funny in 2012

— he’s loyal to exactly one person: his own ego.

— this man can look you dead in the eye and lie to you your face

— he thinks being “deep and mysterious” makes him attractive, but really he’s just passive-aggressive with attachment issues.

Like you will be communicating something simple like “hey you didn’t call me even though you said you would” and it turns into a whole thing with them. They start the “but-I-oh my god, it’s always something. Ugh” bullshit. They escalate a situation that clearly could be a simple conversation but no it has to blow into a whole thing. This is the point. PACK THEM UP! PACK THEM UP! DROP THEM LIKE A BAD HABIT

Aries: be ready to go out with him to parties and clubs and stuff and physically fight girls off when they shamelessly throw themselves at him right in front of ur very eyes

Taurus: be ready for scathing critiques of ur closet (he WILL be one to talk)

Gemini: be ready for absolute perfection (this is a warning)

Cancer: be ready for some intense physical exercise or debates against conservatism. Or both. Enjoy the serenades

Leo: he's prettier than u but u r both a model and a photographer on duty at all times

Virgo: be ok with never getting reassurance (“it goes without saying”)

Libra: be ready to date his mom and ex too. And compete with them sometimes. Ask about his dad and be ready to listen. u might not have to but just be ready

Scorpio: too bad! u have already lost and would have way more success if u actually did not want to date him at all

Sagittarius: be ok with the bare minimum of relationship maintenance in exchange for relatively good sex and free dinner like once or twice a month

Capricorn: be ok with seeing him like 4 hours a week (he’s busy working (out))

Aquarius: MASTER detachment make it your BITCH and be patient. unlike scorpio, u don't have to actively not want to date him, just be ambivalent about it