Jan 8, 2024
//We need a Darcy ASAP (maybe because this Clint needs his Darcy 🥰) Also, there's not a lot of fanart of him and Darcy, so this is the only one I could find...
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//We need a Darcy ASAP (maybe because this Clint needs his Darcy 🥰) Also, there's not a lot of fanart of him and Darcy, so this is the only one I could find...
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Title - No More Pumpkin Spice Summary - Grocery shopping in the fall can be a . . . frightening affair. Prompts Multi-Fandom Halloween Bingo - 2 - “Pumpkin Spice is not a good flavor” - @mfbingo Warnings - Mood boards Fandom - Marvel Cinematic Universe Relationships - Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis Note - Should any of my mood boards prompt a fic, please link me so I can enjoy and brag! But please - take this as permission to write it!!
Marvel Winter Fics [Masterlist]
With December finally here, I thought I’d pull together a list of all my previous stories set in winter. Just in case you’re looking for something nice and cosy to warm up with (or super smutty tbh, there’s no judgement here).
Including tiny summaries for each, but be sure to heed the ratings and read the full tag lists on AO3.
Fics sorted by ship name below!
Analyzing the hilarity potential of various fake marriage fics involving Darcy
Darcy x Steve: poor Steve is so awkward about showing affection, it takes a lot of patience and practice so he won’t look constipated during a supposed “romantic” date. It doesn’t help that he has a huge crush on Darcy and we all know how the poor man gets around women he likes!
Darcy x Johnny Storm: she’d be very annoyed about it and have to threaten him with tazing his balls if his hands start to wander, but she has to admit he can be very charming and kisses like a champ!
Darcy x Sam: They’d be halfway in love by the time the ruse was over and be teased endlessly about it by their friends. “If you’d just listened to me and let me set you up, you could have had this much sooner!” Natasha says.
Darcy x Bucky: She’d be really wishing Bucky’s sweet talk and smoldering glances were real! He’d be crushing hard and wishing he was halfway deserving of her.
Darcy x Tony: She’d be torn between wanting to hit him and wanting to tap that. Tony loves to provoke her by calling her Mrs. Stark.
Darcy x Brock: Brock hates fake marriage missions, but being with Darcy has him singing a whole different tune!!
Darcy x Clint: ooh, the fun they would have, scandalizing the public and their friends with excessive PDA.
Darcy x Loki: They’d barely be able to keep up the ruse and snark a lot, but then the real UST boils over they realize they’re in trouble. Loki can’t believe he’s fallen for a mortal. Darcy can’t believe she’s fallen for the god of mischief.
Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton Graphic
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No More Than Twelve - Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis
for @rushnaround
Rated T
“I’ll explain later, but for now, can I throw this frozen margarita in your face and call you a jerk?”
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“I’ll explain later, but for now, can I throw this frozen margarita in your face and call you a jerk?”
Clint wasn’t a stranger to having drinks thrown in his face, not because he was a jerk or anything, but because it was sort of his thing.
He didn’t have his bartending license yet, so the owner here let him pick up tips as a table runner, and a little side hustle as a first resort to asking for an angel shot.
Clint didn’t mind literally dripping with cocktails if it meant that some woman could make herself look like someone a real-life jerk wouldn’t want anything to do with.
Plus, he got great tips for it.
He didn’t reply, just gave the brunette a subtle nod that she definitely picked up on.
As the drink splashed in his face, he suddenly realized where he’d seen said brunette before. And how many times he’d seen her. And seen her. And seen her. “Darcy?”
Darcy Lewis x Clint Barton moodboard: ( @darcylewisbingo square D1 Pop Tarts and A3 Van )
Darcy Lewis decides she can’t be an unpaid intern forever and opens up her own food truck. She specializes in homemade Pop Tarts (aka handpies in case any trademark attorneys are asking!) and good, strong coffee.
Coffee Tart becomes a local favorite in no time at all.
Clint’s walking Lucky at the asscrack of dawn when he notices the van first. How could he not? It’s a hot pink VW van with a pin-up girl painted on the side. The scent of delicious coffee hits him next. Darcy Lewis sells him a triple berry Pop Tart and the best cup of coffee he’s ever had. Oh, and a little cup of leftover tart crusts for Lucky.
Before he really realizes it he’s frequenting Coffee Tart several times a week - both for a quick breakfast and the flirty sarcastic quips he trades with Darcy. She starts keeping his favorite flavor of pastry on hand and, because Clint is Clint, some extra bandages and gauze too.
Lucky’s tail starts wagging madly every time they come up on the Coffee Tart van parked next to the community garden.
And Clint can’t help but think, “Yeah, me too, buddy.”
for @caitriona-3
Darcy Lewis and her daughter move to the middle of nowhere Missouri just before Christmas and six year old Jane begs to sign up for Archery lessons. Figuring it will help her make friends, she agrees, not expecting the instructor to be so cute or her daughter to start a conspiracy to get Darcy and Clint together….