Period products wouldn’t be free if (all) men had periods. I can promise you that.
They’d add the pink tax and do gendered marketing.
Okay, like, ‘These tampons are made from shark shit and the blood of your enemies’ for about £3.50, the packaging is blue and it’s incredibly discreet.
Then there’s ‘ultra-soft, cloud-like tampons made from bamboo and unicorn hair’, everything is pink and it’s £6.85
That’s how it would work. No one in politics is nice enough to give out these NECESSARY hygiene products, but they would find a way to make it so men got the better end.