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*guy who's been basically inactive for half a year* yeah i'm gonna be taking a break for a bit. i'm grieving. yes it's about i.mpulse in the new podcast episode. yeahhh it's gonna be a while. sorry.

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First time joining @cupofmysteriousfluid's weekly drawpile! Super fun & welcoming, my hand kind of hurts because I'm rusty at drawing but I'm happy with the result! I am rotating fat x.B in my brain like a fish in a too-small bowl at all times (most recently in this post), so naturally I had to draw him 😋
Full image below the cut, tits are out and the bits are covered... but not clothed, though. :3
chat would youuu all be chill if i pivoted from (neglecting this blog but allegedly) posting exclusively cubito-based belly stuff, & started bringing in other fandoms + general feedism thoughts
C.onvex in vex form should be the size of the actual mob, so when they go on a carnivorous rampage they can look like my prev rebloggermelon afterwards... Tiny airborne humanoid creatures drifting around barely able to fly weighed down by a belly several times thheir size hghshfhfh. AND it's swaying and sloshing from their movements.
They could just turn back into player size and that amount of food wouldn't even be visible but they don't wannaaaa, they're freaks like that 🥰
Will add transcript later (if i don't someone bully me) but ougjghfbfb this clip from the start of T.ango's Taunting Warden's stream...
Hate that the conversation got cut short when he went in to smack S.kizz with the spear at that exact moment. I wanna know what zupa toscana & pecan pie did to your stomach! Was it loud was it painful were you bloated were you full of cheese and had no idea what day it was (iconic T.ango tweet, i'm always saying this). Come on, stop spitroasting S.kizz and spill! I.mpulse clearly wanted to know too, since he was asking the question

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Ok ok it's fucking hot ones time. Liveblog thread in case anything fun happens (there's food involved so I WILL find something to be normal about)
They're doing hot ones again at the charity thing this weekend... I.mpulse you're running this so I am taking your face between my hands locking eyes with you speaking directly into your soul: Let. J.oehills. play. from the start. We all saw how casually Joe shrugged off the final 2 wings last time, but I want to watch the buildup!
I want every other participant to tap out, faces red and dripping from the heat, looking up from the relief of that first sip of milkshake— and having their jaw hit the ground in shock and amazement because there goes J.oe Hills from Spiceville, Tennessee, cool as a cucumber and twice as green, adding a dollop of sauce n°6 onto chicken wing n°9 because the flavour mix is just so nice (& he's showing off at this point, it's so fun to see the former POEPOE people be flabbergasted by him in person after only being able to imagine it during their chases)
I want them to all get curious, get impatient, mix the hottest sauces together in the hopes of extracting spice-inflicted sweat and tears out of our silly Southern hero. Donations start to roll in, promising matched or double numbers if they keep going until Joe breaks, until they find what kind of chicken can conquer The Guy Who Conquered Death.
In the end, it's not the spice that forces Joe to quit. It's his stomach, suddenly protesting its contents of over double the amount of chicken everyone else had (plus the carbonation from two large sodas and the small beer he'd chugged off-camera as prep) with a long loud warning groan that he's sure the streaming mics picked up.
His digestive issues usually play nice with chicken, so he should be fine to continue the event. But he could really do with a sit-down... Maybe a lie-down. Something away from the cameras, that's for sure— his trademark fitted green tank top was not designed with a gut this full in mind, and the hiccups he usually gets when eating spicy food are no doubt going to jostle his gut right out from the (relative) modesty of his shirt.
Ohhh shit the streams have started I will resume this thought later maybe. But uuuh. Yeah. 😳.
Some thoughts on H.ermits & feederism:
As with all my headcanons these can be bent or flipped or discarded at any time depending on what dynamic I'm in the mood for... But here's what I've got!
Detailed explanations below 👇