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First time joining @cupofmysteriousfluid's weekly drawpile! Super fun & welcoming, my hand kind of hurts because I'm rusty at drawing but I'm happy with the result! I am rotating fat x.B in my brain like a fish in a too-small bowl at all times (most recently in this post), so naturally I had to draw him 😋
Full image below the cut, tits are out and the bits are covered... but not clothed, though. :3
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C.onvex in vex form should be the size of the actual mob, so when they go on a carnivorous rampage they can look like my prev rebloggermelon afterwards... Tiny airborne humanoid creatures drifting around barely able to fly weighed down by a belly several times thheir size hghshfhfh. AND it's swaying and sloshing from their movements.
They could just turn back into player size and that amount of food wouldn't even be visible but they don't wannaaaa, they're freaks like that 🥰
Will add transcript later (if i don't someone bully me) but ougjghfbfb this clip from the start of T.ango's Taunting Warden's stream...
Hate that the conversation got cut short when he went in to smack S.kizz with the spear at that exact moment. I wanna know what zupa toscana & pecan pie did to your stomach! Was it loud was it painful were you bloated were you full of cheese and had no idea what day it was (iconic T.ango tweet, i'm always saying this). Come on, stop spitroasting S.kizz and spill! I.mpulse clearly wanted to know too, since he was asking the question
They're doing hot ones again at the charity thing this weekend... I.mpulse you're running this so I am taking your face between my hands locking eyes with you speaking directly into your soul: Let. J.oehills. play. from the start. We all saw how casually Joe shrugged off the final 2 wings last time, but I want to watch the buildup!
I want every other participant to tap out, faces red and dripping from the heat, looking up from the relief of that first sip of milkshake— and having their jaw hit the ground in shock and amazement because there goes J.oe Hills from Spiceville, Tennessee, cool as a cucumber and twice as green, adding a dollop of sauce n°6 onto chicken wing n°9 because the flavour mix is just so nice (& he's showing off at this point, it's so fun to see the former POEPOE people be flabbergasted by him in person after only being able to imagine it during their chases)
I want them to all get curious, get impatient, mix the hottest sauces together in the hopes of extracting spice-inflicted sweat and tears out of our silly Southern hero. Donations start to roll in, promising matched or double numbers if they keep going until Joe breaks, until they find what kind of chicken can conquer The Guy Who Conquered Death.
In the end, it's not the spice that forces Joe to quit. It's his stomach, suddenly protesting its contents of over double the amount of chicken everyone else had (plus the carbonation from two large sodas and the small beer he'd chugged off-camera as prep) with a long loud warning groan that he's sure the streaming mics picked up.
His digestive issues usually play nice with chicken, so he should be fine to continue the event. But he could really do with a sit-down... Maybe a lie-down. Something away from the cameras, that's for sure— his trademark fitted green tank top was not designed with a gut this full in mind, and the hiccups he usually gets when eating spicy food are no doubt going to jostle his gut right out from the (relative) modesty of his shirt.
Ohhh shit the streams have started I will resume this thought later maybe. But uuuh. Yeah. 😳.
Some thoughts on H.ermits & feederism:
As with all my headcanons these can be bent or flipped or discarded at any time depending on what dynamic I'm in the mood for... But here's what I've got!
Detailed explanations below 👇
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Spears are the best addition to the game because every time one of my block guys (in this instance C.ub) starts talking about the new enchantments all I can hear is Lunch.
"Yeah I just got Lunch III on my spear" ah yes, the natural evolution of hobbitkind's second breakfast: the m.inecraft spear-wielder's triple lunch ✨ Made even better by the fact that spear lunges deplete your hunger bar, so everyone's complaining about needing to eat after playing around with the new features... Fuck they probably would need Lunch III to recover from jousting around.
If/when they put together a spear minigame on HC I'm going to be so very normal about the post-game feasts they will definitely have 😊
F.edxB more like. Feed-x.B. Being the server angel for free is awesome but he's got to start charging at some point, right? Why not in snacks?
Or maybe, even if he never asks for payment people start giving him food as thanks? x.B's likes to be self-sufficient, he's always "that guy who sucks to buy gifts for because they have everything". And what do you usually give people like that? That's right, food! Some kind of little treat. Little treats that add up over time... especially when his inventory's a mess from just dashing off to be F.edxB in the middle of a build so he's like "guess I'll eat this now!". Rinse repeat over the course of a stream weekend or two and hey presto you get one fat flying fish 🥰
H.ermitmaster prize task if it was awesome: "the biggest thing you can carry WITHOUT using your hands". The event turns into a group weigh-in because everyone had the same idea, interpreted "biggest" as synonymous with "heaviest", & spent the time leading up to the game getting suuuuper fat, trying to stuff themselves up even larger in the cafeteria mere minutes before the start 😊
M.artyn still wins because of his considerable (some would say unfair) natural head start... but style points are given to J.oe, who showed up with a tube in his mouth hooked up to one of those water pouch hiking backpacks (chroma green, of course) and, 3 liters of soda later, swelled up before the judge's very eyes to a respectable 2nd place.
It's a good thing Z.ed wasn't playing H.ermitmaster or he would've won this task without even trying :3
