#syclla

Motherland: Fort Salem

Naz, Trella, and their kids are all sitting at the kitchen table having breakfast and some coffee. Both Naz and Trella stop what they’re and look up, before smiling. “Welp, your dad will be down in a lil bit.” Naz said smiling while reading her newspaper. Minx stands up, careful to not spill her cereal. “Ok! How is it you two always know when dad is up?” She points at both her moms, “Do you have some sort of six sense or did you put a tracker on him!?” Trella looks up from her book, “Do you kids really want to know?” Minx shouts “yes!” Raijin says “kinda yea” and Scylla just shrugs their shoulders. Trella sits her book down and looks at her children, “Alright well, the reason your mom and I know when he’s up is because your father is dummy thick, and the clap of his ass cheeks alert us to were he is in the house.” Trella then sips her coffee as she watches her kids reaction, Minx slams her head down in embarrassment, Raijin gets up with a small “I’m going back to bed” and Scylla is slamming their fist on the table trying not to burst out laughing.

Oh my godddd