#swork

As soon as I started shaving again I observed again how much body hair removal COSTS, in both time and effort. Wax strips from the chemist, professional butt hole wax, and the skin matinence! Moisturiser, anti-bump cream, spot treatment, $60 replacement blades for my trimmer,constant exfoliating or else I get horrid ingrowns and shaving rash, a morning and night care routine.

I did NONE of this shit for four months! I was amazed to realise my actually skin doesn't NEED daily creams and potions if I just let it do its thing.

And ofc I resent all of this, but I do it and then go off to a booking and charge someone $500 to fuck me so on balance I can tolerate it but fucking hell, so many women are just doing this without getting paid because society and cisnormativity demands it. Even tho women GROW BODY HAIR!

have one of my fav old sets <3

(video that goes w this is not free, so have these <3)

hyped to get my content shit back.

gonna be making some Halloween themed comeback content. stay tuned u horny mfers <3

you are not entitled to free content just for being “nice” to us! (by the way, we can tell that’s what your intention is, and you’re usually not actually nice, just flirty and uncomfortable)

you are not entitled to any kind of personal relationship with us just because you engage with our content!

we are working a job! it’s not a typical job, but it’s still a job! you are a customer, we are a worker. you’re not entitled to us outside of work, in any way shape or form.

It's prbably not stolen, but, out of an abundance of caution, because it hasn't turned up in four days and the last time I saw it was a day I wasn't doing super hot for a number of reasons and then got sick as a dog after, I'm going to operate under the assumption that it's somewhere out in the public and I have to concern myself with the idea that someone might pick it up and use it. Before that happens, I'm going to order a new one in the mail and cancel that number.

This normally wouldn't be a big deal, because I have a debit card, and I try not to spend money I don't have. That is not true right now, because I get the money in my actual bank account (mostly) from my dad, who has been saying he'll get it to me for about a month now and not doing it. His bank account was hooked up to my credit card (which we did last month so he could pay my bill for me). This also normally wouldn't be a big deal beacuse I have cash. My college is cashless. Sometimes I have to spend money here. So you see what the actual problem is, right?

Anyway point is I suddenly have about $70 to split over everything I'll need to pay for for the next (estimated) two weeks, during what is probably the single two week period I'm going to spend the most money on takeout. (Midterms).

Normally again this wouldn't be a huge problem! I'd take on some art commissions and finish them off later. I don't love doing it but I can do it. Normally. I have a lot of outstanding commissions from this summer that I owe people, though. So I can't in good conscience do that.

Anyway, all that to say: I'm selling nudes. Hit me up. I'll do whatever. Particularly good at taking pictures outdoors but I can do it wherever. I'll fill requests. Send me a message and I'll see what I can do for you.

"teaser" under the cut :3

and imbackkk hello

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