Saw these and knew it had to be done

Bonus with Quinlan

How empire strikes back should have ended

Star Wars on crack basically:

If was written by how it should have ended

For entertainment and comedic purposes only

Post empire strikes back

The intervention

18 months and 3 years before the start of return of the Jedi

Yoda: after Luke had left to saved his friends,

Obi wan questioned if Luke had nobody

I may been drunk not remembering the details

I have 6 Margaritas

Force ghost obi wan: you mention there is another one

Luke: And??

Yoda: that another one is your twin sister, Leia

Leia: what??

Then the twins: we kissed? We are related nobody care to tell us.

(Now gagging and sick nauseous all suddenly )

Leia: •changing the subject• I like Han

Luke: I met Mara Jade on the way. She may be into me.

Obi wan: Oh boy.

Why do I bother?

(Already on existential crisis which is extreme for being force ghosts and all.)

Yoda: No wait there more.

Obi wan: you might want to sit down for this

Vader is your father.

Luke: Noooo that not true that impossible..

No!!

Leia: what!!!

Luke: the kriff

Both twins actually sit down for this.

I died laughing while writing this for hella of it.