Don't question him, Bruce. He's got the willpower to do it.
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Don't question him, Bruce. He's got the willpower to do it.
(Once I saw the "I knew I could take you two" panel I knew this meme had to be made)

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Fic idea that came to me reading a lovely superbatlantern fic
Hal has a fat crush on Clark and keeps it on the down-low, not just because but it's a large part that he's actually dating Bruce.
Superbat approach him and carefully sus out how he would feel about joining their relationship. Hal declines, he doesn't want to be their third wheel, but Clark reassures him that he wouldn't be a third wheel. He falters, and Bruce takes over, explaining that Clark came to him with a confession about Hal.
Hal interrupts his explanation in shock that Clark likes him back and Clark is torn between confirming and trying to get back to what Bruce was saying until Bruce puts a hand on his arm and smiles at him and Hal isn't sure what the silent communication is but Clark relaxes and turns back to him and confirms.
They're both happy and slightly caught up in each other, but Hal can't stop thinking about something. "You're alright with me dating your boyfriend?" He asks Bruce, and doesn't understand why that makes Clark look down at the floor.
"I am," Bruce confirms, and that is apparently that.
Clark and Hal start dating. Clark and Bruce keep dating.
Sometimes they go off for dates on their own, a lot of the time all three of them are together. They're open with the JL, and even if Clark and Bruce were plain about their relationship they were more of a quiet intimacy, but Hal has always been loud with his love and Clark welcomes the PDA, and smiles softly when Hal double checks he's not just humouring him.
Hal was worried it would be weird to date Bruce's boyfriend, given the animosity between them for years, but finds it's easy. Bruce is a different person, soft and gentle and sometimes Hal has to catch himself and remind himself he's not dating Bruce.
But Bruce has welcomed him so wholly into their relationship that sometimes it's hard to remember and Hal realises he's starting to fall for Bruce and pushes back against that viciously. He won't fall in love with a man that hates his guts.
He jumps at the chance to leave for Oa, needs to clear his head, and bids goodbye to Clark. Two weeks later, he gets back to his flat and finds Clark there, in utter pieces. The place is a wreck, and so is Clark.
"Baby? Clark, what happened?" He asks, and Clark scrambles to sit up from the couch.
"Shit, uh. Hi, Hal. I've kind of...been staying here."
"Did the manor get attacked again?" Hal asks, concern for Bruce flashing through him, irritation right after, then back to concern when Clark's face crumples.
"No. Um. Bruce broke up with me."
Hal stops. Stares. Then nods and takes Clark to his bedroom, and holds him until he cries himself to sleep. They're soulmates, why would Bruce end that relationship? Why would he give up the love of his life?
He leaves for the Watchtower the next morning, while Clark is still asleep, and it doesn't take long to find Bruce, in a meeting room with some of the others. The others that start yelling when Hal knocks Bruce to the ground with a punch. "I was gone for two weeks, Bruce, how the hell did you fuck things up so quickly."
"Leave it, Hal. This is none of your business."
"Our— My boyfriend is crying his heart out on my couch because of you, so it is my damn business." He softens, pleading. "Bruce, why would you break his heart like this?"
Bruce scrubs a hand over his face, and Hal finally looks at him, at how he looks as bad—if not worse—as Clark does. "Don't worry, Jordan, I broke my own too. Can I please just... ask you to take care of him?"
Hal stares at him. "Bruce, he's the love of your life."
"And I don't think I'm the love of his."
Then Hal has no idea what's happened, but Diana and J'onn are suddenly gone, as is Bruce, and Oliver and Dinah are jostling Hal in the other direction.
He's not left alone when he asks it, he is when he turns on them and shoves them out the door with constructs. No one comes in to investigate as he completely destroys the room they'd shuffled him to, because everyone except Hal realised because was too stupid to notice what he was afraid of from the very beginning.
He pushed Bruce out of his own relationship.
Hal goes home, kneels at Clark's feet, swallows his pride, and begs.
Clark just smiles sadly, tears sliding silently down his cheeks, and shakes his head. "Even if I break up with you, Hal, Bruce won't take me back." Hal bows his head, muttering apologies, and Clark denies. "This isn't your fault, Hal, it's mine. I was a coward, and self-absorbed, and Bruce paid the price." Hal opens his mouth, and Clark closes it. "Do you remember when we were inviting you into our relationship? And Bruce—"
"I kept interrupting him. Shit, yeah. What was he going to say?"
Clark sobs. "That he was in love with you too."
I haven't seen Injustice Batlantern and I NEED IT MANN like the ANGST from that storyline specifically would be SO GOOD! If you get my vision like oh my godd
Threw in superbat as well cause you can't have Injustice without some angsty ass superbat lol. So i guess this is like Superbatlantern or something like that
Another batlantern for the hell of it too WHY NOT
PLEASE SOMEONE DRAW HAL IN THIS FULLY RENDERED AFTER MAKING OUT SLOPPY STYLE WITH (your favorite ship)
Contrary to popular belief, I think Superman is the mean one and fucks the absolute sonic rings out of Batman and Green Lantern is nicer and more gentle with him.
Sources: trust me bro

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“Here,” Bruce says, handing Hal the invite he’d forgotten about entirely the night before. “You should come.”
Hal scans the crayon text, neater than anything crayon tends to be, and gives him a suspicious look.
“You don’t have to invite me to your kid’s birthday just because we fucked.”
So, perhaps this wasn’t the best moment to do it. But he really had just forgotten earlier. And he had to get it done before Hal Jordan pulls a classic and sneaks out while he thinks Bruce is asleep.
“I wouldn’t- Damian invited you. You’re his only guest.”
“I thought he didn’t like me?”
“He doesn’t like parties either. Or my sanity, for that matter.”
(make me write!)
All I’m saying is that I would pay hard cash for a superbatlantern fic where omega Bruce and Hal get pregnant the same month after a long courtship, and they have the grumpiest cuddle pile.
Thank god Clark has superspeed and an unlimited budget for his omega’s cravings. They definitely bicker about how the nest should be set up and if the pups should have separate rooms. Bruce runs too cold and Hal runs hot. There’s now seven fans and thirteen extra duvets in the nesting room. Hal cried when Bruce’s pup kicked two weeks before his. Clark sets a timer and if they don’t stop after two hours, he drags them to have their nest for “attitude adjustments”, bc the stress is bad for the baby lol.
After they’ve tuckered themselves out and eaten a second dinner, they curl up together on Clark’s chest.
Superbatlantern but with bruce heavily injured and going pale on a dangerous speed
Clark “how much blood do humans even have to lose?” Kent and Hal “I don’t know, I haven’t bled since I became a Lantern” Jordan trying to save Bruce “stop looking at me like that, it isn’t a lot of blood” Wayne is SO funny to me.