I love bartylus trying to convince James to join as a third (for Regulus' sake) but James acting so much better than them.
"Why would I do that? I could have anyone in this place?"
But James... baby... asshole of mine, he's not understanding. This is Regulus and Barty. This is a dream for him really. He just needs to be shown.
He needs to be led to a dark corner and made watch them for a bit. Watch as Barty controls what Regulus is doing yet Regulus still has all the power in the world. Realise that they don't need a third for sex to be good, they just want one, one that can keep up. And who is James if he can't prove he can keep up?















