ROUND ONE: Raw steak vs. Styrofoam cup
Choose an inedible:
Voting ended onApr 18, 2024
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Okay it’s technically edible, but mostly just when it’s cooked. But I've always liked it cooked rare. Plus, I mean, the raw stuff just looks so good. I could go feral, grab it and bite into it >:3
it takes all of my willpower to not take a bite out of a styrofoam cup like it’s an ice cream cone whenever i have one in my possession. one day the demons will take over and no styrofoam cup will be safe from my jaws <3
The mouth feel is exquisite
Okay so you're in a waiting room and you know you'll be there a while but the receptionist offers you a cup of coffee. You accept, it's been a long day and the flickering fluorescence of the lights are lulling you to sleep. It takes a moment to come but you're handed that soft white plastic foam cup, full of scalding black coffee. The smell is like burning rubber and the coffee tastes just like the Styrofoam it comes it and you remember something about BPAs in the back of your mind but who cares? Idly you chew on the rim, and your teeth make beautiful marks in the foam. The coffee is all gone and you're still waiting. You rub the rim against your lips. No one is looking. Yo u take a bite and its magical, your teeth go right through and there's that soft little snap sound. You spit the chunk into the cup. You continue cannibalising, biting off little chunks, chewing them up. You know you shouldn't swallow but how much could a little bit of plastic in your system hurt, right?