Every time I open my mouth to take a bite of my sandwhich my jaw cracks. A little worried my coworker thinks I'm some kind of arthritic burmese python :/
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Every time I open my mouth to take a bite of my sandwhich my jaw cracks. A little worried my coworker thinks I'm some kind of arthritic burmese python :/

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Transtheoritical model of change:
Because we don't know anything and never plan on it. How to live cowardly, weak, insecure, and submissive.
What's the rush, video presenter? Trying to get somewhere with your presentation other than here?
(mutilated freaks gouging life out of every god damn screen, at least I can data drain them like a real vampire just from the scent of their shadow.)
That's why the nation's collapsing into war. Why did you not prevent yourselves from that? You knew it would hurt! You thought it would KILL HUMANITY FOREVER? What about our response to WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?
Did you consider that?
Are you prepared for what is worse than your new secret weapon? Because it was ready long before your secret weapon.
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"I'm sorry. I'm trying not to express myself, I know it's illegal. However... this is not politcal about why it's not worth changing my aggressive behavior. That man is a treasonous traitor and has no idea what he is doing where he is. I've been there myself. I know what he does not. Do you have any idea how much blood is on my hands?"
(the silent enemy)
I AM AN HONORABLE VETERAN.
I could never accept the way of life of DONALD TRUMP. The entire dollar is corrupt intolerably vile and stinky because of him, and that gets into everything.
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Sorry. I don't have any feelings. I'm off.
Thanks for the advice.
I'll do my best.
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Moving theory to theory every day! Nothing is true!! Certainly not God! Where? Prove it? We can prove sex. You can't prove God.
Oh really?
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Wait wait wait.... are you saying that you bad habits you want to change are theories of yours you are carrying out? Because... that's an experiment. Didn't you go to school to learn what those words mean?
Or were you thinking about another kind of experimentation! Hmmm? It sounded like you were into that type of thing. Probably where you were rushing off to. That would explain your shifting theories as a way to think about human behavior!
(Agrias)
Americans are fuckin' stupid. It's god damned embarrassing. I hope they get nuked.
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Think of it this way: each word individually is like an entire world/planet. You only see what you know, but what else is there is like an entire ecosystem and civilization of shadow engineering and invisible civil fibers which make up our collective understanding of universal concepts.
So... when you misuse a word, like those idiots did trying to explain how to change your behaviors or something, they end up causing a lot more problems, a lot more destruction, a lot more pain, suffering, chaos, and waste. Much more problems than they could ever help with their confused intentions.
Their... confused intentions.
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I will now tell you about the legendary mythical item special Nikku keys.
These are my personal set of keys to every language through every word, even if there is not a word yet in that language for the other word that it also is.
There is a key to every single word for every single language. That... is something you will want to become literary to really understand.
(The silent friend: "omg please don't change. or get arrested again.")
When ur tryna be tuff alpha male but lil bro is joymaxxing in the background

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ik that night is a sensitive topic for them but it'd be endearing if they hypothetically sometimes, lightheartedly bring it up to be petty towards each other. which maybe helped release tiny amounts of resentment and guilt they carry
Honorable mention:
These 2 absolutely dumb fuhs
The humble Light and the humble Flower