#stunfiskz

warm up doodle :-)

* You again. * The guy who was asking about horses that other time. * That's what you are to me. The horse guy. * Have you come to rain on my parade yet again?

* Honestly it was more fun watching you make fun of Klieg's name. * Actually got a laugh or two out of me watching him squirm. Even picked up on the habit myself. * Anyway, was this message any less offensive, then our mutual enjoyment of making fun of that lamp idiot's name could spark a friendship between us.

Oh Swatch

Oh My Swatchlings

Where Would I Be Without An Army Of Sexy Men And Women To Do Whatever I Want Whenever I Want It And Never Complain About Anything?

To Draw Hundreds Of Copies Of The Mona Lisa But With Me In Them Instead Of Mona Lisa And Also The Pictures Can Breathe Fire And Laugh In Time With The Music?

To Assemble Themselves Into The Shape Of A Giant Staircase And Gently Push My Legs Down Them So That It Looks Like I'm Walking Down The Stairs Without Me Actually Exerting Any Effort Whenever I Want To Make A Cool Dramatic Entrance?

To Bury My Secrets Where No One Will Ever Find Them So I Can Forget About Them And Just Spend My Time Watching Funny Videos And Drinking Battery Acid?

How Would I Ever Live Without Them? I Can't Even Imagine What It Would Be Like

omg i've been meaning to make headcanons for the new cast, so i'll use this to start me off 😼

lightning was 16 during tdroti, which took place about two years after total drama started if i remember correctly — so i think the two of them have a twelve year age gap with lightning currently being twenty-nine and bowie being seventeen.

bowie is constantly making jokes about lightning about to be turning thirty and how his hair is gonna go gray — it always terrifies lightning despite him literally having white hair.

"bowie" is a nickname meaning blond, which lightning started calling him and then the rest of the family and bowie's friends caught on and it stuck.

speaking of which — he decided to dye his hair blond to look more like his older brother, who he's always viewed as his idol.

despite their age gap, they're pretty close. lightning was extremely excited to have a younger brother and constantly yammered on about all the sports they were gonna play together.

when bowie was too little to actually play with lightning, he simply cheered on his big brother. lightning would take bowie to his football games and have him hangout with the cheerleaders, bragging about how his little brother motivates him more than any cheer team could.

lightning used to tease bowie about how he got to hang around with pretty cheerleaders all day... turns out, bowie was more interested in the uniforms than the girls!

bowie's parents always suspected he was queer. he liked playing in his mom's makeup and would have fashion shows in her clothes and heels. lightning was the only one who didn't catch on to that; which made bowie coming out to him the biggest shock of his life. after a bit of explaining on bowie's part about his feelings and everything, lightning burst into tears upon realizing his little brother choose him to be the first person he came out to.

lightning helped explain things to their dad since both of them knew he could be a bit stubborn and understanding at times. lightning was fully ready to have bowie move in with him (as he was already in his mid-twenties at this point) if anything went south, but their family was very loving and accepting of bowie.

they go to pride every year together, sometimes with their parents or some of bowie's friends.

bowie finds it a bit suspicious how lightning seems to study other men in the gym sometimes, but he keeps his theories to himself.

same as lightning, bowie is also very athletic. his best sport is track due to how tall and agile he is. the two of them would go on morning runs everyday whenever lightning was on break from university. lightning encouraged him to join the cheerleaders squad, but bowie declined due to "how gossipy those girls are." they then went into a two hour conversation where lightning told bowie about all the crazy shit the cheerleaders who would babysit him would do, and how, "cheerleaders are all evil. that's why you'd be a perfect one!"

bowie was about four when lightning went away for total drama, and he was absolutely terrified everytime he turned on the tv to see his brother being put in life-or-death challenges. his mother used to have to put him to bed everynight and assure him that his big brother was okay.

he still remembers how proud he was when he saw lightning make it to the finale.

if the two of them were ever fighting, lightning would force them to settle it with an arm wrestle since he knew he'd always win. this worked for a few years until bowie figured out the trick where you twist your opponents' wrist. lightning never understood how he always lost after that and eventually they found a new way to settle their disagreements.

lightning was having the craziest mood swings while watching the new season. on one hand, he was super proud of his brother, but on the other... WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS TO BE KISSING BOYS ALREADY? WHO DOES THAT GUY THINK HE IS TO BE MAKING MOVES ON HIS LITTLE BROTHER? TEENAGERS THESE DAYS—

anyways, lightning interrogated and scared the shit out of raj upon meeting him before completely falling in love with the sports loser he brother choose. bowie debated leaving the restaurant they were having dinner at just to see of they would notice or if they were too busy talking about the latest college hockey game to care.

HAHA OH FUCK

i am so fascinated by darkners and the dark world and how it all works dude. its interesting to think about what happens to those who are deemed useless. can they carve their own meaning out of the life they've been given? or is it truly and entirely up to the lightners, or Other Forces (looks at spamton's man on the phone/gaster). perhaps not, as "your choices don't matter"? spamton's "usefulness" wasn't permanent. he went back to being a nobody, cinderella without a glass slipper.

thats one of a gazillion reasons why i like his relationship with lancer, it gives him a purpose where he's otherwise been unable to find one. he's lancers dad :) somebody needs him. it's not a lightner but Somebody needs him.