#stuffed fish

$4 feesh

Good Ol Stanley's, eat your heart out Stanley fans!

Worlds coolest shirt in existence.

Part 1 of 3

So this is a three part story. I was helping a friend make some magikarps for a con (https://www.etsy.com/shop/SewChet <--- that’s my friend, check her out. Message her and probably me also if you’re interested in buying one, there’s still some available) and I was taking pictures and sharing them as I go.

So one day I’m working on these fishbois and decide to post a picture on instagram of just the lips saying “just a normal person doing totally normal things here...” and a friend comments “Are you making vaginas?”

I said, “Nope. I’m making fishbois.”

She said, “Too bad. That would be amazing.”

Me, being a business person I said, “I can make one if you’re interested.” Because... I dunno. This fish looks like a vulva so probably I could adapt it... right?

And guess what. She fucking was interested! So we worked it out and I set on my journey to crochet my first Vulva Stress Ball...

Come back tomorrow for Part 2 if you wanna see a vulva. You’ve been warned.

Nemo is eating our dog...  apparently the Young Prince did not heed the fish song.