#stripper!derek

Male stripper asexual!Derek

He's learned how to make his body and mind strong, he knows how to use his assets now, he's prepared. And maybe he wants to try to understand this who being sexy thing, but he definitely wants to have the control that was taken from him as a teenager. So he works the club. He becomes super popular.

But his one rule is no touching.

And it's not an issue. He doesn't leave the house much anyway, it's mostly just to the gym and back to his shitty little apartment, and the strip club. He'll strip for the guys or the gals, he doesn't care.

But he still doesn't get it.

And it's not like this is his life goal, but... He has no others at the moment. It brings cash and he can use what was once used against him.

It's all routine. Until he meets Stiles that is. And Stiles is turned on and interested, but Derek let's him down hard. Stiles doesn't understand. But how is Derek supposed to explain without dredging up his past? And anyway, he'd promised himself to never let anyone get close to him anyway, emotionally or physically.

The only problem?

 ….I may have gotten a little carried away with this.  lol  -Emmy

We Held Fast by GotTheSilver 

(1,439 I Explicit I Complete)  *boyfriends fluff

Because apparently Derek Hale can slow dance.

On the Right Track by HalfFizzbin

(1,577 I Teen I Complete)   *party dancing

Stiles is stuck on a broken-down train instead of dancing with Lydia at a swanky New Year’s Eve party, which sucks. OR DOES IT?

(Basic premise blatantly ripped off from Boy Meets World 3x10, “Train of Fools.”)

The Panty Thief by bleep0bleep 

(2,725 I Explicit I Complete)  *stripper!stiles and stripper!derek

Stiles undulates, slowly unzipping the leather crop top, teasing the crowd with a peek at his nipples, and finally he shrugs out of it, glancing coquettishly over his shoulder.He falters and misses a step.What? Why is Derek sitting in the audience? In the front row, too?Stiles recovers quickly, getting right back into the dance. Fine. Derek wants to be a customer? Stiles can play.

Grind on Me by pyrodaggers

(2,960 I Teen I Complete)  *party dancing

Lydia forces Stiles to go to a black light party. She says it will loosen him up.Stiles bumps into Derek and well…shit happens.

Turn Me On by rispacooper 

(3,021 I Explicit I Complete)   *bar dancing

The air feels like it’s carrying the music with it, like a girl’s sweet voice is touching him along with the carefully encroaching press of someone’s fingertips at his back.

Plus One by eeyore9990 

(3,073 I Teen I Complete)   *wedding dancing

When Derek receives an invitation to what should have been his ten year class reunion, he panics a little.  He’s barely got his life together and the invitation specifies a plus one.  Thankfully, Stiles is there to help him out.

The Pickup Line I Deserve by hannah_baker 

(4,227 I Explicit I Complete)  *bar dancing

Derek Hale has a type: tall, lanky, pale, brunette, passive. Stiles Stilinski is nearly all of those things - but not quite.

Or, The Time Derek Hale’s One Night Stand Was More Than He Bargained For.

You Can Leave Your Hat On by forpony 

(4,864 I Explicit I Complete)  *stripper!Stiles

“You have got to be kidding me,” Derek mutters, closing his eyes and pinching his nose in frustration. “Laura!” He yells.

“Oh, is the stripper here!?” Laura thumps over from the party area as she’s dubbed it, and skids to a stop next to Derek, throwing an arm around his shoulders. “Heeeey, Stilinski. Looking good, kid.”

“Uh,” Stiles, the Sheriff’s son, blushes. “Laura, you said this was for a friend of yours.”

To Get Used By You by the_rat_wins 

(4,956 I Explicit I Complete)  *stripper!Stiles

“Laura would kill you if she knew you were hiring strippers,” Derek said, looking at the website Peter had pulled up.

Thinking About You by OkyDokyPoky 

(6,025 I Teen I Complete)  *gay bar dancing

Stiles and Danny go out to The Jungle together. It’s not long after they got inside that Stiles notices a handsome guy in the corner staring (more like glaring) at him. (Inspired by the song Thinking About You - Calvin Harris. I recommend listening to the song before/while/after reading!)

The Happy Ending (Costs Double) by kaihire 

(6,146 I Mature I Complete)  *stripper!Derek

It’s Stiles’ birthday, and his friends decide to surprise him with a visit to a strip club. Unfortunately, Stiles doesn’t realize that the stripper they’ve chosen is less of the buxom, curvy sort and more of the glaring, broody variety.

Red Wolf by LadyLazarus 

(7,728 I Mature I Complete)  *pole dancer!Stiles

Loup Rouge is the best act at Beacon Hills’ seediest strip club, and who should be there for his cousin’s bachelor party? Only Derek Hale himself of course.

Things happen man, and springtime is the best.

Laying Groundwork by LunaCanisLupus_22 

(10,930 I Explicit I Complete)  *club dancing

His expression isn’t much to go by but the entire clubs howling gets louder at his appearance and Stiles literally pops a boner watching the guy’s big hands wrestle with the microphone stand.

Or the one where Scott and Stiles go clubbing and there’s this broody Bouncer out to get Stiles-

Or get into his pants. Thank God it’s the latter.

Touch Me, Set Fire To My Mind by orphan_account 

(11,163 I Explicit I Complete)  *stripper!Stiles, nerd!derek

When Erica drags Derek to a strip club, he never expects to fall in love with one of the strippers, so of course that’s exactly what happens.

Feel The Magic Between You and I by stilinskisparkles 

(11,432 I Mature I Complete)  *dirty dancing fusion

“See?” Derek holds his arms out, “Everything’s working out great for you, and I still have no dance partner,” he turns to Erica, “Face it, no one is as good as you.”

“We still have one more,” she sing songs.

Derek peers over to the list, flinches when he sees Stiles’ name, “No.”

“You haven’t even seen me dance, and you’re already dismissing me?” Stiles sails into the room, tossing his bag in the corner as he does so and doing a dramatic spin to face them. “I got moves.”

The Junk Drawer by Stereksale7 

(12,363 I Explicit I Complete)   *college au, stripper!derek

“He texted me and said he only had the cop costume on hand and that the rest were back at the club which doesn’t open until 8:30 tonight. I told him that was fine.” Erica whispers.

“What?! Oh god he’s going to dressed as a cop? There’s no way that’ll be hot for Stiles his dad’s the freaking Sheriff and he’s in the academy!” Scott franctically whispers back.

“I know that Scott but what was I going to do?! I don’t want to wait that long, Stiles’ll probably be drunk off his ass by 8:30! Just believe me okay? It won’t matter what he’s wearing he’s 100% Stiles’s type and he won’t be wearing the outfit very long anyways.” Erica whispered with a smirk.

***Or in which the stripper Stiles’s friends hire for his birthday has very familiar looking eyes.

This You and Me Thing by Cousin Shelley (CousinShelley) 

(14,083 I Explicit I Complete)   *club dancing

Stiles is perceptive, Scott is a mother hen, Erica dances, Boyd is Zen, Danny is smitten, Matt is nervous, Jungle staff really need to learn to spot fake IDs, and Derek absolutely does not dance.~~~

Stiles’ mouth fell open. What was all this bossing him around and treating him like a kid? “Yeah? Well … okay, I’ll go. On one condition–dance with me first.”

“Hell. No.” Derek crossed his arms. He stood in the middle of a pulsing throng of hot men on a dance floor and crossed his god damn arms. 

Wolf Boy by SarkaS 

(20,812 I Explicit I Complete)   *stripper!stiles

He told everyone that he works for a big IT company. When they asked about it and he pulled out all those IT terms and strange words, they never asked again. If he said “work is good”, they believed him, except for Lydia. She would have definitely known what he’s saying, but she didn’t really care. So, win for him. Again.

But now he’s staring at his phone with desperation written on his face and doesn’t know what to do.

I’m going to NYC for my new internship. Spare me a room. L.

He is so fucked.

Birds of a Feather by calrissian18, maichan808 (maichan)    

(26,144 I Explicit I Complete)  *ballet dancer!Stiles

Laura is a crusader without a cause, Stiles dances like the whole world’s betrayed him and Derek’s having trouble getting both feet outside his door.

Hale Yes by Stiles_Hale_38 

(34,325 I Explicit I WIP)  *stripper!stiles, stripper!derek

Stiles has been needing a job, and asks his friend Cora for help. She tells him her brother owns a strip joint, and that she’s sure she can get him a job.

Stiles has no experience, but needs a job desperately, and knows strippers can make pretty good money, so, Cora tells him to do a little try-out for her, and to both of their shock, he does great. She calls up Derek, who gives him the job, though reluctantly, as he has no experience.

Stiles soon meets Derek, “The Alpha,” as they call him. Derek isn’t rude, but he isn’t exactly enthusiastic, but, he’s the best stripper there, and the owner of the club, so he ends up helping Stiles out with everything.

With Derek’s help and hard work, Stiles quickly becomes the most popular stripper there, apart from Derek.

“Oh my God, that was the longest day ever."

Derek looks over at the guy who drops onto the stool next to him at the bar; he’s dressed similarly to Derek’s own rip-away police uniform, except it looks better. A lot better. He must be doing a lot better at this private stripper business than Derek is, because his badge looks like it’s made out of actual metal. The guy’s got eyes the same color of the whiskey sitting at the bottom of Derek’s glass, attractive moles dotting his face and neck and a pink mouth that Derek can’t stop staring at.

He’s ridiculously gorgeous and it’s unfair. No wonder he’s got a better uniform.

stiles:

Just A Good Time by Dexterous_Sinistrous (3/6 | 30,157 | NC17)

Stiles was used to getting called at, most of them men offering him money for sex. He had even accepted a few times, pinched for cash while having a stone-hearted landlord meant that he didn’t have a lot of options.

Deep down, he knew he could always go home—that despite the fight, his dad would always let him come home, even with James. That was why he hated himself more every time he accepted the cash.

(Or, the one where single parent Stiles strips and prostitutes himself out to feed his kid.)

derek:

Strip Tease by stilinski_wolf (1/1 | 819 | PG13)

Lydia takes Stiles to a gay strip club after a recent break-up as a little cheer-me-up and at first Stiles isn't too into it, but when a certain dark-haired, hazel-green eyed stripper takes the stage, Stiles can't take his eyes off him.

deputy meets deputy by bleep0bleep (1/1 | 746 | PG13)

Stiles is an actual cop and Derek is a cop stripper. They both think they have the same job.

both:

the panty thief by bleep0bleep (1/1 | 2,725 | NC17)

measure (in love) (T, 1k) Derek knows the system is rigged in favor of Alphas with impeccable skills, the anonymous judging system in the early part of the selection process ensuring only those who have spent their entire lives honing certain talents even make it past the first round. But he can’t stomach the idea of Stiles picking anyone of those ridiculous Alphas or going home with them, can’t imagine any of them possibly making Stiles happy. In which Omegas are a minority and have their pick of Alphas, who must demonstrate their skill in everything from baking to swordfighting to knitting.

Hale Monster Sweets (T, 1k)  The guy is back again. Derek watches curiously from his counter, idly keeping an eye on the teenaged vampires trying to decide on a type from the blood popsicle selection. The guy outside the store is a little pale and lanky, with a cute upturned nose and a sprinkle of moles on his pale face, not that Derek didn’t notice the first time he stopped in the middle of the bustling street to stare at Derek’s store sign, which he wasn’t supposed to be able to do.

stripper!stiles | stripper!derek

stiles:

Gods & Monsters by dweekhale (9/? | 10,442 | NC17)

'In the land of Gods & MonstersI was an angelLooking to get fucked hard'_________________________Derek is a 24 year old self-made millionaire who enjoys all aspects of 'live hard, die young' way of life. Drugs, money, sex, he has it all but it's not enough for him. Stuck in an unhappy engagement his advisers locked him into, Derek finds his satisfaction in visiting strip clubs to get his fix, and when he hears about the hot new thing his favourite club has to offer, he can't get there fast enough.

Little talks by Vendelin (1/1 | 5,387 | R)

“Your favourite is here,” Danny says, smirking. “I tried to steal him away by giving him some extra attention, but he just looked uncomfortable.”

Stiles snorts, though he’s secretly pleased by his regular rejecting Danny. “He always looks a bit uncomfortable. I bet he’s married with a kid and a permanent guilty conscience when he’s here.”

It had been quite the surprise for Stiles to realise that he had a regular. A pretty young, hot regular, on top of that.

In which Stiles is a stripper, and Derek is the always-polite regular at the club where he works.

Badass Supernatural Crime Fighting Doesn't Pay The Bills by XOSweetsOX (1/1 | 3,340 | PG13)

Stiles lives a double life.

Derek fits into both of these lives.

But neither of them know it.

Yet.

derek:

Bills, Bills, Bills by braedens (1/1 | 8,644 | NR)

Stiles finally pulls his eyes away from the first stripper to look at the second one, who has now climbed on top of their large ottoman with a pole connected to the ceiling, grasping onto it and slowly taking steps around it. And Stiles feels his breath come short and his heart stop, along with the rest of the fucking world.

Because Derek Hale has his hand on that pole and is staring straight at him.

Or, where Derek Hale is a part-time stripper at night, and Stiles Stilinski is his daughter Heather's second grade teacher.

Lose My Breath by BeautifulLightning (ArchangelRoman) (1/1 | 1,137 | G)

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“You can touch, you know,” he says, runs his hand over Stiles’ torso, making his breath catch when his fingers graze Stiles' heated skin where his shirt rode up.